half man half biscuitYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
A nightmarish existance
>>12877089you're telling me, this half man half biscuit comes into your bakery and you refuse him a cake?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12877089I feel like existence as a half-man, half-biscuit would be constant agony too, but he seems pretty happy about it.