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finally updated my hair color, one day I'll shave my head bald,,,

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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k
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you VVILL shave your head bald NOW
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>>12880292
Cool, then we'll match.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12880296
I dont have time rn
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>>12880292
you're cute, but you didn't hear that from me.
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>>12880342
I'm actually a shrimp in disguise
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>>12880354
NO shrimp in my threads
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>>12880292
tell me your top 5 current threads on the board and i will judge you
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>>12880382
rn or in general?
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>>12880418
CURRENT THREADS THE ONES CURRENTLY ON THE BOARD YOU ARE ON THIN ICE
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BlackberryC smells like poopoo lol
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>>12880429
I was waiting for u,,
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holy sheet, a new blackbeary thread just dropped
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>>12880459
No it's AI
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>>12880382
I dontthink there were many threads that really caught my attention this week, but these seem pretty cool
>>12880312
>>12869080
>>12879658
>>12878861
>>12879016
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>>12880476
discarded
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>>12880354
frequent impersonater
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>>12880354
Can you fry rice?
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>>12880522
imposter dubs
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>>12880476
sadly even though you like cats you no longer be my gf
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>>12880534
I was ur gf?
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>>12880585
no but you were going to be
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>>12880585
um yes? who did i sext with then?
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>>12880534
then I'll take her for myself
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>>12880595
definitely not with me .*.
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>>12880476
that's even better
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>>12880596
No
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>>12880755
too late. already did
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>>12880757
bring her back.
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blackberry, what did you mean by this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12864207/#12864207
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>>12880784
Srry it was a lousy day ,'(
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ngl you're mid as fuck
go watch Harry Potter or some shit lmao
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>>12880789
I dont like hp
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>>12880787
what happened?
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Its totally normal to not like black people, don't feel too bad about it we understand
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>>12880792
I fucking despise Hewlett-Packard and all their shitty printers.
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>>12880799
no. niggers, sure. black people in general, no.
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>>12880793
Some bguy spat on my jacket because I said I didn't want to contact him
>>12880799
At that moment I was emotional, now I understand that I shouldn't have posted it, I still regret it
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>>12880810
now that's a nigger. not a regular black guy. there's a difference.
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>>12880813
I think she just doesn't want to use the n-word
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>>12880826
Just start calling them n-word people.
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>>12880292
If you do this, send me your hair :3
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can i bum a cigarette
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are you goth?
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>>12880917
If the technology existed that would allow me to bum you cigarette over the internet, I would.
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>>12880917
look in my purse, maybe I have it lying around somewhere
>>12880922
Unfortunately no, but I would like to
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>>12880925
Do you smoke? :c
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>>12880997
yes, honey.
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smoking is cool again
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>>12881004
Actually no
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>>12881006
let's all smoke
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>>12881012
not my post
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>>12880925
*steals purse because i'm niger*
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>>12881014
Smoking is harmful to your health
>>12881018
Ofc, bc smoking is actually cool
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oh no. blackbeary has turned schizophrenic
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Do you think this is funny? if so you can be my wife
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>>12881026
always was B)
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>>12880292
butter face
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>>12881709
you haven't seen her body, though
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>>12881712
Yes we have.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12881709
I don't think it's that bad
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>>12880292
damn this nigga UGLY

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Blackberry is cute and a very nice poster.
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>>12881780
and of course here comes creepy pedo dude to simp for another underage attention whore
fucking kill yourself
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>>12881780
Judging from your looks and your trashed trailer no girl even thinks about you
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>>12881731
proof?
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>>12881791
It was in her first or second thread. Learn how to use archives.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12881795
damn, you weren't kidding
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>>12881804
she really has a fantastic figure.
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>>12881804
That;s a man
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>>12881876
No, it's shrimp.
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>>12881804
lol. i can't believe women have boobies. they're all literal cows.
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>>12881907
Shrimp, like, the crustaceans? Like hundreds of them crammed into girl clothes pretending to be a human?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12881920
exactly.
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>>12880307
Can I eat all the hair off your head
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>>12881958
Ofc, Im already doing this myself and I dont mind sharing
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>>12881958
>>12881960

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12881978
Nomnomnom
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>>12881960
how does it taste?
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>>12881994
I can't say there's a specific taste, but it probably like shampoo and perfume
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>>12881978
wtf thats so messed up wtfff
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>>12881999
it probably tastes like trips
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>>12880292
Your glasses are meant for hyperopia.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12882009
how do you know?
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>>12882020
Overall they magnify your eyes from the camera's perspective. If you were nearsighted it would be the opposite.
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>>12882062
oh, that's right
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>>12881960
Ok I'll be over soon
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>>12882119
so you can see from afar without glasses on?
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>>12882139
I'll leave the door open
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>>12882148
no don't! bavi's going to barge in!!
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>>12882147
Yeah but she can't see shit up close. That's how being farsighted works.
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>>12882157
thank you, blackberry. for answering my question.
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>>12882147
Actually, I can see without glasses, but most often without them my eyes hurt a lot and the letters in the text become blurry
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>>12881804
built for hugs and cuddles
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>>12882310
for rape

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12882344
consentual rape of course!
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>>12882360
No sard hex
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>>12882448
soft sex is better.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12882360
i just realize this is bury toad
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>>12882448
yes, no Sudden Acquired Retinal Degeneration Syndrome Hexes here please!
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>>12882708
soft sex is soft sex if you change the forst lettears :o
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>>12882718
I noticed that too lol
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>>12882725
it seems that one can conclude that if two woards have the same forst lettar then if you swap them it's the same lettar.
like if s = s then s = s by the archimidean/eclidian/pythagorean principle of equality o algo
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>>12880292
This hairpin suits you ^-^
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>>12882746
How did you come up with this fren
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>>12882751
it was revealed to me in a dream
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>>12882757
Damn, you should try becoming a scientist
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>>12882762
science is for pussies. real chads study mathematics.
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>>12882772
We have calculatrors now we dont need mathematics any more
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>>12882797
golden words

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12882797
you don't study math to do calculations. you study it to gain mathematical reasoning skills. to be able to communicate in a purely logical and precise way to be able to arrive at absolute truths. there's a reason why philosophists throughout history were also mathematicians.
in a practical sense, how would you know which formula to tell the computer to use and why, without knowing anything about them and what they do and how they came to be? how would you know which is the optimal way of doing something, without that prior knowledge?

i'm dumb as bricks though, so what do i knoe :P
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>>12882800
what do you mean?
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>>12882800
golden dubs
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>>12880292
If you were a man you would be an incel. Count your blessings
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>>12882945
it seems like she's a femcel either way
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>>12882959
lol
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This gotta be one of the dumbest threads in bored history

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12882966
no u r
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>>12882966
uh which post in particular?
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>>12882959
she looks pretty neat for a femcele.
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>>12883057
probably all she posted.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12880292
ok
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>>12883573
ok
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>>12883856
Not ok
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>>12884143
yes
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>>12884144
yes dubs
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>>12880292
I fuckin hate you mate
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>>12884326
u're literally pushing her thread lol I think u would have just hidden it if u really hated her that much.
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>>12884331
Fuck off grasshopper
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>>12884340
Why don't you actually hide her thread?
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>>12884326
>>12884340
nice job bumping her thread haha
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hi girl you look cute i love ur glasses
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>>12884371
Hello anon, thank u ,')

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12884374
what hair dye do u use?? mine doesn't last and i need some alternatives
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>>12884376
Wella
I usually use black and blue (2/8) to make it look a little more natural
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>>12884406
thank u omg blue undertone is so giving her
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>>12882966
dumbest doubles in board history

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12884435
trust fortune
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>>12884428
hope it looks good on you
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>>12884428
i don't see the blue
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>>12884513
its blue glare is visible only in the sun
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>>12883486
I wouldn't say so.
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>>12884518
i'll belibe it when i see it
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>>12884700
If you're not colorblind, you can see that it's not pure black.
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>>12884711
wow there's two blackbearys :o
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>>12884711
cute girl
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>>12884713
everyone wants to be like her.
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>>12884711
ankh has some serious competition
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>>12885519
she's a cutie, no competition here!
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>>12885543
There's a lot of competition, but fortunately I'm not aiming for anything ,'_)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12885553
girls stick together
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>>12885565
This made me remember that I forgot my scarf at home <:c



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