i think we should all say one nice thing about catfish.
I think catfish should be euthanizedYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12881053in a nice way, right?
>>12881049He seems very stoic and resilient those are good qualities to have
[s4s] wouldn't be the same without him
who gives a fuck
>>12881113certainly not him
>>12881076true it would be better
>>12881049He can sometimes be an ok poster as long as he manages to keep his dick out of his mouth.
Catfish are actually incredibly fascinating and underappreciated creatures! If you look past their slightly grumpy appearance, there are plenty of wonderful things to say about them: They have literal superpowers: Catfish are essentially swimming tongues. They are covered from head to tail in taste buds—especially on their adorable "whiskers" (barbels). This allows them to taste their food from a distance in dark, muddy water without even opening their mouths. They are devoted parents: In the fish world, it’s very common to lay eggs and immediately abandon them. But many catfish are fiercely protective parents. Catfish dads are especially known for building nests, guarding the eggs from predators, and fanning the water to make sure the babies get enough oxygen. Some species even carry their babies in their mouths to keep them safe! They are the ultimate cleanup crew: Catfish play a vital role in their ecosystems. As bottom-feeders, they help clean up rivers, lakes, and oceans by eating decaying matter, which keeps the water healthy and balanced for all the other aquatic life. Some of them are downright adorable: While people often picture massive, muddy river monsters, the catfish family is incredibly diverse. The Corydoras catfish, a popular pet in home aquariums, is tiny, peaceful, and scoots around the bottom of the tank with a wiggly, puppy-like energy that is incredibly endearing. There are even "glass catfish" that are completely transparent!So, while they might not be the most glamorous fish in the water, they are highly adaptable, ecologically vital, and wonderfully unique animals with a charm all their own.
Who?
>>12881057yes, it would be an act of compassion
>>12881049He's just being himself, thats what I like about him since I'm an honest type too. On the surface he's a jerk but on the hidden side he's kind.Your fortune: Average Luck
he has good music taste
>>12881059He's anything but stoicHe's a gluttonous drunk who thinks way too highly of himself than he should
He has a nice smile
he's a faggot
>>12881473maby its just a weird defensive mechanism because stuff world is not on easy mode when you dont look like a supermodlel these days id say be genuinely kind to him and show some forgiveness
>>12881049he has pretty eyes and I like his voice.I guess that's all.
>>12881049Congratulations OP. You made the worst thread in the history of 4chan.You'd be given the title of the faggiest op, if you didn't already hold it.
>>12881049I think catfish, she is a very nice namefig and I don't know why everyone is hating on her
His WoW futa erp sessions were really good.
>>12881522catfish is chill when hes not goonposting. i feel bad for him since he had a rough life
>>12881612didnt mean to replyYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
it doesnt actually taste that bad if you soak it in milk prior to cooking
waow a catfish worship thread I missed cuz I was three sheets to the wind by then *Scanning auspex*so I'm honest, have good taste in music and ppl like my green eyes more than I would've imagined y'all would give me I'll take itYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12881619memes aside blackened catfish is fucking great like all the food we thought was slop in the 1800s like lobster, crawfish and oxtail are now delicacies so figure that shit out
sometimes i wonder if it is really two persons that would be one mesugaki griller and le angy american man and what did he get for screaming at or if he justs did it for le funsies me maby some nice goon sesh,s lole oh i wonder
I like how my 4d tzeentch games always work I knew if I stopped replying to the fag he would start replying to me lol I'm so good at this shitYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
the only winning move is not to le play im not replying to you as a person just as an idea
>>12881049he's very brave and unabashed
>>12881635Im awake now calm downYour fortune: Godly Luck
Do you want to see what i can do with all the vocaroos you send to me, its le very simplel you take it and put this sound at le end c:you just have to warp the reality a bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRvXTnoKaI
>>12881638https://voca.ro/11TG8608YVB0Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
oh it goes very well on chinese twittuh desu mhm
At least he's funny
>>12881668to whom
honest question: how could a benevolent, all powerful god allow someone like catfish to exist in the first place?
>>12881049Md Barry Farr
>>12881671https://voca.ro/1mXM77yEkuX5Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12881686want to see it how is it now?
>>12881687https://voca.ro/1agwVxwXDY85Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12881688damn bro you're brutal maybe this board is all he has..
>>12881688I filtered that namefiggot because someone kept spamming his ugly mug just to be tbqhYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12881688dubs of okay, enjoy wagie cagie or whatever dont be to rude to your coworkers it took me some effort to pull that off but you know if you want to have a coffee brand in japan you gotta make a candy first if ya know what i mean, probably nottu
>>12881693same but I filtered him because he never posts anything worth reading I honestly think he's mentally ill
>>12881693yea it's cringe he tries to be cute when we all know he's a fat faced ugly
>>12881700doubles confirm!
catfish has made me laugh really hard over the years but you have to catch him when he's going schizoid he says the most insane shit but it's funnyYour fortune: Average Luck
how fake is your instagram? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i could say get exposed bich but that already habbend long time ago i wonder if someone who had both perceptions of it ever cared enough to really mail them, but they dont care they have enough simps that would pay for them, but Catfish is my whore lole or something like this do you like this better?
>>12881710everytime you post it's like listening to a retarded person
>>12881714Hat auch seine Vorteile c:
>>12881049he should go into voice acting
>>12882439my voice sounds like shit I listen to myself and think Christ I'm just a bruteYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12882451lol thats funny you thought you were a distinguished gentleman?
>>12882458vain troglodyte suites my view of myselfYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12882451perfect for gross and drunk characters
>>12882451Not the anon, you sound that NewYork accent type of mafia. "I need em ass, huge tats like badonkers, and a personality of the one who could crush my steel balls, literally terms and condition apply"Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12882463metacognition is all you need
https://youtu.be/40exZAZbHT8
>>12882522I loathe petersenI suspect you know this
>>12882526its because u hate washing your ballsYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12882463imagine studying and grinding for years (maybe decades) for math and computer graphics just so you can make coom bait renders of popular vidya characters for losers like catfish to spill their seeds to. god i wish that were me
>>12882451you sound kinda like thishttps://youtu.be/IHuJGhe4oGw
>>12882540i do thisYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!