tax return getting doubled this year time to buy stupid shit I don't needYour fortune: Good Luck
Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about you cacti already Oh but that’s right; you’re just a mere fashion fur
>>12882807A few died this past winter but I'll show you my most prized cocktus if you want
Why do Americans think they need to immediately buy something whenever they come across any money for any reason
>>12882901You’re acting like currency holds any kind of longstanding value in the first place. lol
>>12882913It does, pseud
>>12882915so everything but the numbers has lied to you. Got it
>>12882901I saved up several thousands for emergency purposes already. I'm irresponsible but not THAT irresponsible.I suppose consoomer culture is huge in America and everybody just wants the latest thing to show off on social media to inflate their ego. The same type of behavior permeates between the sexes but the male equivalent (buying cars, guns, or anything of the sort that is "male-coded") is more socially acceptable than buying purses or anything fashion-related for women when it's the exact same fucking thing.Your fortune: Good Luck
I miss when tax season meant "free" money when I was a wagie. It was comfy.Being a business owner sucks COCK this time of year
>>12882932lole same thing happe n2 meYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12882932Oh wow anon, I’m so sorry you’ve been allowed to own a business out of all means to make a living, wow that’s so tragic and you deserve the worlds pity for that
>>12882932Why does it suck as a business owner? (I am a future business owner)
>>12882948trans cowboy
>>12882949to be a successful business owner it’s essentially a cult leaderNo such thing as good and honest business in the first place so
>>12882932I kind of wish I could just sell furry stickers, acrylic stands, keychains, dakis, etc. all dayYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12882977Luckily you don’t even have to know how to draw to be able to do that sort of thing. Just take someone else’s work and slap your very own logo over it like anyone else. How did you not think of this yourself?
>>12882949As a wagie, the company you work for pays half your taxes and you pay the other half. The half you owe is commonly taken out of your weekly paycheck, so you end up not owing anything come tax season. In fact, the government probably owes YOU some money.When you're self-employed, you pay double the taxes, as you are both the employer and employee. You're responsible for both halves. On top of that, you're responsible for calculating how just much you owe after expenses (bookkeeping is a pain in the ass all year long). The deadline is coming up and I still have to come up with a couple thousand. It's stressful.>>12882955I run a good and honest business AMA
>>12882980Ideally, I'd get an artists permission to do that and let them take a cut because furfags will shame you to death for doing anything remotely like that
>>12882981I’m good, you obv don’t need any more help stroking your ego, business must be great being a braggart
>>12882986>furfags>shameRiiiiiiight
>>12882988What on earth are you on about
>>12882977When I was a teenager I would do this at cons with my art hoe friends and it was always a great time. I highly recommend it even just for a day.
>>12882981>>12882981Its really not fair that us self employed people have to pay double taxes just for unemployable retards to get paid to sit at home smoke weed and fuck their sex dolls and play with their hormones recreationally.
>>12883106Can you believe a shit flinging monkey typed this
>>12882999unchecked triples on page 10!
>>12883106The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".Your fortune: Average Luck