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baka shinji

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://youtu.be/aiozSvD4nqY?si=P7a8fRboqkZPLH3m
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>>12883682
hope u have a good day catfish <3
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1nrGonPiLN4

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12883711
this was my first boner
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>>12883734
lol
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>>12883734
XD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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I'm so glad the weather is getting nice
my chestnut tree is dropping spike bombs

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12883682
pls dont post this here, we like to keep s4s family friendly
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>>12883773
Very nice to have chesnut, free nuts to eat.
Wait what... omgosh, so that tree I seen somewhere I work was chesnut type...

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12883776
last year my neighbor knocked and asked if she could take some because they end up in the street
I used to get them myself but the squirrels clear em out brfore I can get to em
imagine hundreds of spiky little things in your yard

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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"pineapple hurts"
-anthony cumia

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12883781
Those stuffs will rot in a few years don't worry....
In before, it never ends.
>>12883792
Okay I never got to see an actual chestnut without the shell but DAMNNNNNN SON.
Thats like rambutan but you shouldn't peel it with your mout XD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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when I was 9y ireally wanted to have sex with one of my mom's friends
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>>12883810
niceu did you score

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12883815
no ive seen one of them naked accidentally but they just thought that im cute
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>>12883818
lole thats nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12883825
>no scar under the breasts
Ew, throw it away

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12883825
once when I was a kid i was really desperate I was waiting for my mom somewhere and I was holding hands with her friend I said I needed to pee and she took me to pee in the trees she held my penis while I was peeing and I got an erection she laughed and she shook my penis
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>>12883829
are you blind

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I probably shouldn't be looking at this

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12883836
oh my god i thought-
nevermind
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I want to suck the farts out of Misato's asshole after she had too much Yebisu and Ramen.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Katsuragi and I have so much in common:
- No idea how to be a girl, let alone a functioning adult woman.
- Still know how to make boys fall in love with me despite this--it's actually too easy.
- Never give up, as long as there's a chance!
- Sloppy lifestyle, clumsy at love, and addictive personality.
- No attraction to Shinj and Asuka as characters, even tho they're both irresistably kawaii in a "I wish there was anything I could even do" kind of way.
- Both just making it up as we go along--with a healthy understanding of physical sciences and statistical forecasting for when improvisation fails.
- Have a tendency to fall in love with men who are bad for us, in a way that makes such good memories.. .
- Know that everything will be alright anyways, because we have each other, and SCREW Kaji, I don't need him in my life anyways, I don't care if he runs away again and it's not like he reminds me of the father I wish I had, or anything, he just makes me SO flustered sometimes, why isn't he ever there when I *need* him, MMF!
- And of course most importantly of all I know that Asuka can do it, no matter what. Because *I* believe in her.

Addendum:
- Asuka were you bullying Shinji the other day? He's not talking to me.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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GOON

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12883682
go fuck yourself you fat moron
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>>12883945
Hey! Haven’t seen you in a couple days did u take a vacation ??



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