did you confess
i didnt do anything
>>12886433confess these dubs
>>12886433i did your mom
>>12886433If God's omniscient he already knows what I did and why I did it. I ain't need to confess shit.
>>12887438god needs you to go through the humiliation ritual of saying the bad things you did cause it gets him offYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12886433Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven.>i filed the police report AND sent the mormons >never found out it was me
>>12887444Nice trips. God especially needs you to confess all the nasty, fucked up, sinful things you masturbate to. The more detail the better.
>>12886433Confessing is for shy people; if you're a fucking boss at everything, everything you say isn't a confession, it's a fact
>>12886433My dear god, I coomed inside Luce, thanks I guess.
>>12887469holey FUCK