A spider has died by my hand once moreYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
thats what you get for touching my desk, let this be a warningYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
so called "nicers" when someone of a different kind treads their premisesYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12891014erm I'm a ruder actually, I love to k*ll and m*rderYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12891023that sounds like a n*cers favourite activities *nomnom* *sip*Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12891038Eat THIS ebilYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12891045dont mind if i do stoopid idiotYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12891010you shoulda caught it in a glass bottle n used it 2 keep flies outta ur room. spiders r a fun pet whoomfieYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12891058there are spiders somewhere else in my room they're not allowed on the desk any trespassers will dieYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12891014 nicers be like “wow you killed a spider thats kinda mean :(” meanwhile im defending sovereign DESK TERRITORY from eight‑legged tax evaders if i see one more web between my monitor and lamp im installing border security and charging rent. this is a zero tolerance hardwood regime
>>12891010spiders are your friends, they will protect your home from flies.
crabs are just water spidersYour fortune: Bad Luck
u will pay
>>12891976for every spider killed, 50 mosquitoes allowed to succ uncheckedYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail