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>>12898968
I'm drinking pizza right now
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>>12898972
i'd like pizza but i'm banned from the only place that does delivery to where i live
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I thought muslims don't drink
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>>12898979
lole stoopid jannies
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>>12898991
the liquor store i go to literally faces the entrance of a mosque
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>>12899001
How does it work?
Turkey is a muslim country
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>>12898979
lol how didnyou get banned
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>>12899001
Do Turkish people just drink when Allah is not looking?
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>>12899022
https://voca.ro/1lAGpvpShM67
>>12899028
it sounds cool to say i got banned but it was just cause i didn't open the door when the guy got here
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>>12899022
Technically Turkey is still a secular state, though Edrogan has been trying to change that
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>>12899022
praise allah for these dubs
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>>12899033
ok habibi ty for info ilu
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why don't peopel like regular monster i think it's pretty nice i heard someone pretty smart say that it usckso nce
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>>12899081
I love Monster Ultra and Monster Juiced flavors, but regular Monster tastes like old, rusty dumpster water mixed with high fructose corn syrup
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broke my shittyp latsic plastic chair
i put a bunch of stuff underneatrh the leg that broke off and i gjuess it works well enough
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>>12899120
plastic chairs always disappoint
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>>12899123
https://voca.ro/1c5uvh0DagW8
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How about we post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etq7kzd3kb4
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>>12899120
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>>12899120
Was that Virgil chair?
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>>12899138
yeah
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>>12899148
Oh cool I also own my guesthouse
It makes me feel extra cool whenever I sit in the garden in my cowboy hat drinking beer and reading manga
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hi tal kto em e dead board hiii
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deadf uackigab oadr sotakal tk oem
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>>12899210
What's your albohol of choice?
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>>12899226
>>12899226
i always have vodka cause i only drin kto get drunk
i did not have enough for today
even though i went therough the effort of starving myself and all
it's very very very very gay to have high tolerance
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>>12899210
hi madokanyon, how are youuu?
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>>12899252
mabee u should take a le toleremnce break :-)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12899253
https://voca.ro/1ktUhykujzRN
>>12899257
no i was born with it is the problem
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>>12899252
Well I never drink vodka
I only drink beer and wine
Vodka doesn't have a good taste imo
I feel awful after drinking high abv albohol the next day but I can drink an unlimited amount of beer and feel fine
4 beers are enough for today though
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>>12899258
You should never drink on an empty stomach habibi
You will break your liver
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>>12899258
So how much do you consume in one go?
500 ml?
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>>12899258
Alcoholic ramadan damn
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>>12899259
why are ou you drinking alcoholfor the taste
if you want a good taste go have tea or a vanilla milkshake or something
>>12899263
well if youdon't have that much on hand the in't s agood strategy to drink on an empnty stomach because it'll be more effective but ya it's probably ont good for your liver but i don't particularly care for my health
>>12899265
yeah that's my comfort spot
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>>12899268
you may consider butt-chugging then?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFx5UvzSxc
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>>12899268
I dislike sweet shit mostly
I really enjoy the profound aroma of dry wine that can affect all your senses
It's not about getting shitfaced it's about enjoying the drink
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>>12899268
whats madokanyons favorite non alcoholic beverage? mines apple juice
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>>12899303
i consume sweetened black tea more than anything
for cold drinks it'd be ehhhh
peach-flavored ice tea or milk, flavored or not
eiot either one of those
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>>12899303
oh apple juice is great by the way but i much prefer green apple juice than red and i have'nt been having much of it since they're not stocking up on it at the only store nxewct to me and i much prefer peach juice since peace juice is alwy always what i had as a kid
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>>12899328
i really loved peach and lemon ice tea as a kid but they arent hitting the same spot that used to, same with sprite and fanta. do you like arizona?
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>>12899347
I am too sober to have the will to talk. You have a good day.
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>>12899388
you too madokanon...
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>>12899388
have a good dubs
and aobahol

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Only 8 more hours until I can start drinking again...
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i dont really remember much besides breaking my chair
i need food
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>>12900260
and a new chair XD

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12900265
i gave the missing leg support with random stuff so probably not gonna bother but maybe
i ate
i need to get tea
then not get out of bed for probably uhh ever
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poco means "a little bit" in italian

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12899266
unchecked doubles on page 10!



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