World is Mank

>>12900293
how nice :D

And now…
Introducing…

eating a banana sideways

I don’t think anybody realises how hard it is for women to work in the postal service. It’s such a mail dominated industry.

OHHH YOU'RE SNEAKY

Mank tools

spork is a tool

Many things are tools.

A banana is not a tool

cart narcs

carte blanche manche

my sister is getting real sick and tired of reading some of these mank posts

>>12901317
Do you have any pics of your sisters ass

>>12901317
Do you have any pics of your ass's sister

>>12901317
Has she got any constructive criticism (I'm indifferent to her ass but if she wants to show it thats cool)

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>>12901317
your sister is ass

>>12901430
h-hot...

>>12901430
ass..

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>>12900425

>>12901433
d-dubs...

I love you

hey, you guys, in about three weeks it's gonna be May

>>12901474
HAHAHAHAHAHA

but not mine

The world is your lobster

https://youtu.be/Q8ZRIejc2So

it’s gay and retarded but you still fuck the world lel

Can’t believe I’m waiting this long just to post, I think I’ll take my leave now

Arroyos y Esteros
Bakau
Sinzing

>>12900293
addiction makes the victim insusceptible to stress

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>12900293
hehe nana

>>12900293
if thats true how come i dont fit in

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Theres a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do

>>12903096
This!

>>12903034
this is why the world will run out of fresh water....

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>>12903100 dubs
maybe u r the rat its possible

>>12903125
Cheesed to meet you

simian spectacles

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>>12903241
Ty

I've had enough of learning new things. Even learning a new game is too much hassle. I know as much as I ever will, and thats it for me.

Is it unreasonable to hate a man for their choice of hairstyle?

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>>12903360

>>12903371
That Yuji?

gregorian manks

ganks

you're breathtaking

i still use a wired mouse

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12904488
dubble dubs

is it abnormal to use a wired mouse? I use one. I have never even considered a wireless.

all of the pros use wireless. i feel left behind

Your fortune: Good Luck

shitty midi keyboard

bread analysis

banal observation

anal bread

eating cereal with a spoon

Doing normal things normally

walking the dog

Does anyone else have elbows

I lost one of em in ‘Nam

>>12905728
i lost them in the lasagna battle of 2014

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Thanks for your service

Please refrain from linking to videos with racially charged language in the future.

Monkey Soccer

piss

breakfast epiphany

urine therapy

urine trouble

Sliced rice

spent 20 minutes at the shell bag factory and i put a shell in the bag now im on my way home :)

Smiling for no reason

laughing without permission

blind sign language

what are you even on about

mAUOPAUOUA UOUA OUOAUg pork delicia! pork belly and ribs! uma delicia!!!!!

https://x.com/i/status/2044445434563707259

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12900293
Yes.

>>12907455
note what's conspicuously absent here

smell o vision pornography

smegma vision

meat sweat

https://youtu.be/WaZObmFfYEE

>>12908350
holy shit!

>>12908167
hi may I ask a question via DM regarding this topic?

Gender neutral pencils

>>12908526
Ob course fren :)

worship a raisin testicles impotant

He dried for our sins

be careful about what you're posting in mank

suck and tuck

I'm not into the whole replying thing

monkey man take by the hand, help me understand

>>12900293
thats not the worl thats banan

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12909703
hotdog eating contests are getting ridiculous, this os just the pregame warmup!

Your fortune: Outlook good

Waiter theres a donger in my soup

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12909703
what sparkles wants to do with black dicks (his words not mine)

May the world give you all the dongers you want (chinese proverb)

>>12909703
be there at the next mank meetup or miss out

bonobo bonono

>>12900293
damn thats bananas

61 Obscure and Absurd Facts about mank!
Number 1: he sucks donger

29) He was born in a convent in Lima, Peru

UTah

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>>12902495 (dubs)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12909703
flow state

sodium bloviations

la la la lava
chi chi chi chicken

Dracula baby here whaaaaaadup mangoers

draculas spatula

you better leave me alone

>>12912490
*pokes you face with a nana*

wait thats not a nana thats a DONGER

im gonna throw something!

>>12912888
*gags*

moneky gunslinger draws his bananas, you feeling lucky punk

do it

There was a login to your account @sparky4 from a new device on Apr 22, 2026. Review it now.

sora AI vs. blowing some guy

OK thats a wrap

rap about it

bill burrito

A U.S. Navy sailor assigned to a minesweeper headed to the Middle East was medically evacuated after he was scratched by an Asian monkey while ashore in Thailand

Welcome to PizzaNet!

wraparound sunglasses vs. crunch wrap supreme

notaman

Soup or sex

soup and sex

Sexual soup

I am gay and retarbed

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windsor!

>>12916557
gay and retarded

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gay and retarded!

when 2 soups love each other very much, they mix together to form a new soup that has attributes of both parents. That's how you were born! Someday you're going to go inside a man's belly and make him very happy.

>>12916566
dubs

>>12916322
hmm...

the turtles are so cute and beautiful

I am appalled to hear about the 31 monkeys who died under the “care” of the not yet opened Gremo World in Orlando.

These monkeys — naturally gentle animals — were put in the worst conditions possible. They were taken from their natural habitats to a packed warehouse that wasn’t properly heated and allowed for the spread of deadly viruses, leading to a stress-induced death.

My office is looking into this tragedy, and we will coordinate with local officials to determine how to best move forward.

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gary sinise vs. my sister and niece

who would win

GOOD NEWS: Gremo World has been shut down and will not open!

The 14 surviving monkeys have been moved to the Central Florida Zoo for proper care.

Thank you to local officials, everyone who reached out to my office, and advocates who helped bring this to light. I’ll keep fighting for accountability and animal welfare.

>>12919399
GOOD DUBS

>>12919399
shitty dubs

The world of science is my game. Albert Einstein is my name.

I claim my right to trial by combat

you may try

https://youtu.be/vl084k_kkSg

jorse

oo oo

baby mank spitroast hd

monekys react to a mirror in the forest by checking out their asses

bumping uglies

ugly bumholes

baby mank has not been the same since the incident

in South America in the 1980s, curious kids playing in an abandoned building broke open an old machine to find glowing powder inside. They called it fairy dust and they took it home and spread it all over town.

>>12922547
wwhat was it

There's something wrong with chimp's asses. That can't be what they are meant to be like. Some of them you can't even make any sense of it. Its just an incomprehensible blown out mess

>>12922533
dubs

>>12922556
explore the rainbow

>>12922547
i dont remember them calling it fairy dust but yea i watched that youtube video last week. it was radioactive material from a semi-abandoned medical machine.

>>12923916
I explored your mums rainbow

>>>/fit/77225907

test

>>12923244
dubs on a dubs checker

rubbing a chub

>>12925282
who told you it was ok to post this?

>>12925285
I cleared it through the official channels

industrial-grade pounding

Last week, penismank—the savage animal who murdered my precious baby mank—made a request that I would go visit him in prison… to “see the circumstances he is in.” And that he is “A victim”

I’m still trying to process how someone could make such a request.

While I can only imagine how difficult his life behind bars must be, the truth is this:

I would trade places with him in a heartbeat.

I would live in any prison cell, under any conditions, for the rest of my life… if it meant my beautiful baby mank could be alive again—laughing, dreaming, growing up, and chasing every beautiful future he deserved.

a jazzy soundtrack for underwater caverns

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

why did George Lucas call it Jizz?

babay mank is ok it was all a bad dream

WAAHHHHH
WAHHHHHH
*penismank forces baby mank to deep throat his dick*

The above poster is hallucinating, nothing of that sort is happening

We know, Josh.

VISIT
Windsor

>>12926494
Quiet, Drake.

>>12926494
get out

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

youre moms fischbrotchyen

I died for Israel twice last week.

beans are having a moment

salve VS. cream VS. ointment VS. balm
(im having luck with the salve)

it's may

Holy duck

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12928524
lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

touch

Verboten

Scrotum papyrus

the dead-sea scrotum scrolls (modern translation)

Biblical testicles

the humble VHS player

I bet in old times people used ballbags as coinpurses

>>12931751
Human or animal you think?
>>12931260
lol

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>>12931751

Myth - I'm a Racist

Are there videos of me saying "Ni**a" and "Ni**er". YES. Did I say them to any individual person or were they directed at any people? NO. Simply TYPING THE WORD does not make you a RACIST either btw and it doesn't mean you VERBALLY SAID IT.

One instance I typed it out on Instagram because I think it is SILLY and STUPID that people are so afraid to merely TYPE A WORD OUT. Another instance I asked someone in a game to stop calling me "Ni**a".

Another instance is a widely circulated clip of me saying "Ni**er" because I was talking about when someone would be able to say that word if they were a TEACHER or talking about the word in a HISTORICAL sense about when it was used and how it was used, OR reading LITERATURE in a BOOK that contains the word.

TYPING A WORD OUT DOES NOT MAKE YOU RACIST.

SIMPLY SAYING A WORD DOES NOT MAKE YOU RACIST.

INTENT AND CONTEXT MATTERS. I AM NOT RACIST.

Do I regret saying these words? ONLY in the sense that the internet (Mainly my generation and younger) are COMPLETE IDIOTS and think simply TYPING and SAYING the word automatically means you're RACIST. COMPLETE STUPIDITY!

I have NEVER USED these words toward a black individual or ANY individual for that matter. There are LIES and LIARS everywhere on the internet saying I say racial slurs ALL THE TIME which is COMPLETE DOG DODO.

I also have not said the word SINCE THEN and never plan to in the future even in an educational basis.

I know you idiots are going to say "YOU JUST DID! YOU TYPED IT OUT!! LOL" This is not for those idiots... this is for people who listen to REASON and are not complete morons.

I AM NOT A RACIST.

I am TRULY sorry if I have offended anyone from the black community in which the context I have said these words in.

All you white people that are offended. I don't care.

*makes various facial expressions at the camera*

hoot hoot

I LOVEEE WEAR CLOTHES, CAN WE NORMALIZE WEARING CLOTHES EVERYDAY

Fact - I'm a racist

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banana spikeman gets introduced

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>12933862

Musk's AI told me people were coming to kill me. I grabbed a hammer and prepared for war

nail me

>>12929688
Nope

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>>12934390
Check the calendar

simian spectacles

singed butt hairs

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pigeon luncheon

Parental guardian of your unit decided upon themselves to remove physical sensors from the tip of your benis from your meatsuit in this timeline which you cannot undo. You have been desensitized and marked like cattle. You are now part of the NPC spectrum that cannot comprehend what sensations are felt from having said foreskin. At least we can educate future fathers to not fuck up their son’s lives when they get thrown into this timeline. The psychological trauma you had to endure when you escaped the womb is part of the reason why you are calloused and numb. Remember those blood curdling screams? You can be in denial all you want. Just understand sex in vagene is incredible when your exterior benis skin doesnt have a layer of keratin. How can you make judgement of what is bad and not bad on perceptions of sensors that are not physically there? Is your foreskin in the room with us now or does it just haunt you only in your mind? Your neurons sent blaring signs of WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR NEWBORN CRY IN PAIN AND INFLICT HARM as you listen to your son cry for help while you give permission. Psychopaths are not born, they are created through trauma. To get strapped into and held against your will and not your choice of getting what gives you pleasure that you will never experience be removed. Physical wounds heal. That is why we, the ones in our original form that God (whatever God you pray to) embedded in your genetics and chromosomes and intended us to be, to educate you so the mental wounds would scar over and remind you of the dumb goylem you were destined to be. Tell me again how pretty your dick looks literally marked like cattle and using it as rebuttal, not having the realization to cope. Dont be like your parents you fuckin goylem.

>>12936185
The removal of foreskin is exactly what you are saying but you seen to not understand why. Hence you are stupid like an animal and should be treated as such. Are you upset that you can't cum hard like a girl and think of sex all day like a girl, well too bad faggot go do something productive.

>>12936189
>>12936185

actually it was cuz i got phimosis

>>12936203
>that is why we, the ones in our original form that God (whatever God you pray to) embedded in your genetics and chromosomes and intended us to be,

>>12936203
thats ok reason

baby mank enjoyed getting circumcised, turns out

please don't interrupt the circumcision

I’m American and I have foreskin :DDDDDDDD

Parabolic creaming

fake too

i'm not holding back!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Asshole casserole

the a/c is on, he has the bok choy and he's listening to his favourite krautrock

bok choy subplots: strictly forbidden

important announcement:

Platypus.

sometimes i feel like im a misunderstood genius and that i deserve a better life

and then i sharted

I dont know what matcha is or boba fett tea

I dont know what the hell anyone is talking about any more

>>12937630
i heard matcha is some sort of ground up green tea that you put on food and stuff

sounds cool and all and i get excited and think maybe i should try green tea.
but then i look up green tea caffeine content and its like less than the threshold dose or some shit

On tonight's Shart Tank:

Yeshua Babula Mankine is looking for investment for his business producing unidentifiable beverages

only thing more jewish than circumcision is cutlery