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How do I save America?
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Total boomer death.
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you aren't allowed to run for any public office if you're older than 50
and even that is pushing it
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>>12900559
first you need to be attractive and physically fit. not like movie star levels, but as close as you can get
then you need to have a wife and at least 2 kids
you need a college degree from a state university or better. study something impressive, but not intimidating. mba with an undergrad in philosophy or something
these are all prerequisites. now you need to be a populist, but not one that relies on stupid people. you should be vocally anti political correctness, but very politically correct when anyone can see you. you should speak in a casual, no-nonsense frame that still shows off your intelligence. you should be open about your faults - people will find this refreshing in the current zeitgeist of "I AM SO GREAT." this will let you build a following amongst normal people of above-average intelligence, which will also net you their dumber friends
use this to get into a position of power and then save america
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>>12900924
huh I think I'm most of the way there actually just need to work on this wife thing. hang in there america, I will find her for you

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12900559
Spam porn on irrelevant boards
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i fear you must step back and let things play out
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>>12900927
i forgot to mention that you also have to run 3rd party exclusively, so that's probably gonna be pretty hard

but good luck! all your friends at esfores are rooting for you, future dictator!!!!



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