[s4s] - > Hi, we are affordable housing for students next - Sh*t 4chan Says

potata

04/13/26(Mon)15:25:20 No.12901061

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> Hi, we are affordable housing for students next to your dream uni
> you need to pay 1000 euro to share a 15m^2 room with 10 other guys.

im going to buy a van with starlink and live in it

Abuser
04/13/26(Mon)15:27:00 No.12901064

Abuser 04/13/26(Mon)15:27:00 No.12901064

U see that’s the problem in itself, u wanting to live, laughable really

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)15:28:54 No.12901069

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)15:28:54 No.12901069

>>12901061
get a 3000W victron or renogy inverter with ~800w of solar power and a dc-dc charger to charge your batteries (which you also need) and a gym membership for showering and you're gucci
whole thing will cost you around 5 grand, not including the van+appliances, assuming you do the wiring yourself (which you shouldn't unless you know what you're doing)

Catfish
04/13/26(Mon)15:33:40 No.12901081

Catfish 04/13/26(Mon)15:33:40 No.12901081

this sounds like namefig hater he was acutely aware and rightfully pessimistic

Your fortune: Average Luck

potata
04/13/26(Mon)15:34:48 No.12901083

potata 04/13/26(Mon)15:34:48 No.12901083

>>12901069
11 thousand in total (+49/mo for starlink and 20/mo for gym). It sounds too good

potata
04/13/26(Mon)15:37:17 No.12901090

potata 04/13/26(Mon)15:37:17 No.12901090

>>12901081
> he was acutely aware and rightfully pessimistic

I try not to be aware of my life, but sometimes (quite rarely) I’m struck by a realisation

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)15:47:44 No.12901118

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)15:47:44 No.12901118

>>12901083
i mean at the end of the day you live in a van, it kinda sucks
people like walk by while you're trying to jack off and stuff and you'll get paranoid about people stealing your shit whenever you need to leave the van
also any mechanical problems will stress you out big time because you live in that thing
you'll git gud at identifying which parking lots are cool to squat in, though

potata
04/13/26(Mon)16:10:34 No.12901160

potata 04/13/26(Mon)16:10:34 No.12901160

>>12901118
It’s still cheaper than PPLE at the UvA

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)16:19:16 No.12901167

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)16:19:16 No.12901167

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the snail girl

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:00:37 No.12901840

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:00:37 No.12901840

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>>12901167
SIX SEEEEVEEENN BLEEEEHHHH

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:16:28 No.12901868

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:16:28 No.12901868

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bleehh

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:21:25 No.12901885

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:21:25 No.12901885

>>12901868
aint no way lumpa said THAT

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:26:29 No.12901895

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:26:29 No.12901895

>>12901885
i am a profesional lipreader and lumpologist you can trust me

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:27:31 No.12901896

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:27:31 No.12901896

>>12901895
but are you a professional lumpa lipreader, hmmmmm?

bavi trailer dude
04/14/26(Tue)01:28:20 No.12901898

bavi trailer dude 04/14/26(Tue)01:28:20 No.12901898

>>12901840
Thank you for this post. I needed it

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:37:01 No.12901906

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:37:01 No.12901906

>>12901896
lumpa oral motor analysis was part of my lumpology certification process

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:41:44 No.12901916

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:41:44 No.12901916

>>12901906
that's very impressive!

if you took the last number and the third to last number and switched them and moved one one over it would be 69 lol

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:42:23 No.12901917

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:42:23 No.12901917

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>>12901167
most snails are hermaphrodites and some of them can fertilize their own eggs

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)20:05:16 No.12902665

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)20:05:16 No.12902665

>>12901061
excuse me but who are you quoting?

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)20:14:14 No.12902674

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)20:14:14 No.12902674

>>12901917
most snails spend a lifetime eating and fucking while rolling in their and other snails shit

wish
04/14/26(Tue)20:22:12 No.12902681

wish 04/14/26(Tue)20:22:12 No.12902681

cute

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)20:25:57 No.12902686

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)20:25:57 No.12902686

>>12901061
If indianchads can do it timmy you can do it too

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)09:08:35 No.12903343

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>>12901167
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)11:06:31 No.12903405

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)11:06:31 No.12903405

>>12901118
reflectix is like $30 a roll and you can cut it with scissors to 100% blackout your rig. ceiling fan and a cassette toilet for emergencies and you're good to go.