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what are your funnest or craziest drunk stories s4s
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Anonymous
 No.12905399
No.12905399
i got really really drunk one time and made lots and lots of silly posts

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12905411
No.12905411
i once got so drunk i sent a text meant for my mom to a friend
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Anonymous
 No.12905415
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>>12905399
>>12905411
(dubs)
This is nice board
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Anonymous
 No.12905443
No.12905443
drank 7 shots by accident and when I was kissing myself in the mirror I threw up everywhere :<
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wish
 No.12905451
No.12905451
>>12905320
once i raped mi little cousin on lsd, his peepee was wolling very funny to see,,
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Anonymous
 No.12905538
No.12905538
>>12905451
LMAO thats so cute I hope thats real
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Anonymous
No.12905545
No.12905545
>>12905451
you scare me
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Anonymous
 No.12905940
No.12905940
>>12905443
how do you "accidentally" drink seven shots? dumbass.
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bavi trailer dude
No.12905953
No.12905953
>>12905451
It's not creepy if wish does this because they take HRT and post cute anime girls.
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Anonymous
 No.12905962
No.12905962
>>12905320
hahaa so one time i did lkke a hundred alcohol and drive my car into thw deswert and droge around all nigbt to fond dis gkel ive been talking to and she was on tne phoen laugbi g at my the wjolw toe.me
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Anonymous
 No.12905979
No.12905979
was super drunk and stoned, while out went into a supermarket with friends and started eating out of the hot food trays while security was staring us down
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Anonymous
 No.12905983
No.12905983
>>12905320
a kid jumped in front of my car
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Anonymous
 No.12905996
No.12905996
I only drink water
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Abuser
 No.12906075
No.12906075
not much just black out in front of black people and have them film you, laugh and rob you nothing major you know
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Anonymous
 No.12906078
No.12906078
>>12905940
one of my first times being drunk i didnt measure
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Anonymous
 No.12906230
No.12906230
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if i have any good stories i dont care to recall them even if i could

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Catfish
 No.12906237
No.12906237
I wouldnt know where to begin

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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kino
 No.12906245
No.12906245
Absolute Kino
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Anonymous
 No.12906249
No.12906249
>>12906245
where?
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kino
 No.12906251
No.12906251
>>12906249
This thread is Kino
(didn't read it)
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Anonymous
 No.12906253
No.12906253
>>12906251
kino is cinema not a thread

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12906255
No.12906255
would share a story but I'm tired
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kino
 No.12906256
No.12906256
>>12906253
No this thread is absolutes KINO

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12906257
No.12906257
>>12906256
Kino are a Russian rock band formed in Leningrad (now Saint Petersburg) in 1981. The band was co-founded and headed by Viktor Tsoi, who wrote the music and lyrics for almost all of the band's songs, until his death in 1990. Over the course of eight years, Kino released over ninety songs spanning over seven studio albums, as well as releasing a few compilations and live albums. During the days of the Soviet Union, the band's music was also widely circulated in the form of bootleg recordings through the underground magnitizdat distribution scene. Viktor Tsoi died in a car accident in 1990. Shortly after his death, the band broke up after releasing their final album, consisting of songs that Tsoi and the group were working on in the months before his death.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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kino
 No.12906258
No.12906258
>>12906257
Absolute Dino

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12906261
No.12906261
Don’t know but I’ve made an ass out of myself several times unfortunately
Glad I’m off that shit
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Anonymous
 No.12906265
No.12906265
>>12906258
Dino Polska S.A. is a Polish retail company that operates grocery stores throughout Poland. Dino is a publicly-traded company listed at Warsaw Stock Exchange. As of the end of 2024, the Dino Group operated 2,688 stores with a total sales area of 1,061,200 m2 (262.2 acres), employed 49,900 people, and reported revenues of PLN 29.3 billion. At the same time, 92% of its stores were equipped with photovoltaic installations, which had a total installed capacity of 98.9 MW, and a total of 86.6 GWh of solar energy was procured.
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kino
 No.12906267
No.12906267
>>12906265
Absolute Cinema
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Anonymous
 No.12906271
No.12906271
Fucked a chick with scabs in her pussy, now I get scabs around my dick
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Anonymous
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>>12905983
is ur car okay?
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Anonymous
 No.12907215
No.12907215
>>12905451
Based I hope you came
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Anonymous
 No.12907246
No.12907246
>>12907215
the rapist board
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Anonymous
 No.12907764
No.12907764
>>12906521
yeah the car’s fine

my pride got totaled and my insurance premium ascended to a higher plane of existence though

never drinking uncle jack and thinking i’m initial d ever again
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tea fren
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>>12905320
I bough a hundred smoke detectors and made a small nuclear weapons

agentic AI wants to rock your world.

*sip*

hey google

"yes how may i be of assistance ?"

LAUNCH THE ARSENAL!

*sip*

future's so bright i gotta wear shades.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12908831
No.12908831
>>12905996
based
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