Daily reminder that (((Christians))) worship a gay Jewish pedo child rapist.
grope a panda
>>12906726portmanteau propaganda?maybe?*sip*Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12906772you have to talk to them like they're toddlersyou did good tea
Atheists really think the world's most popular and studied book that existed for 2,000+ years has some kind of horrible secret nobody but them has found out.Hubris.
>>12906788everyone already knows this they just think it's good because they are paedophiles
>>12906724based
>>12906724wait Trump is Jewish??
>>12906788you mean the insanely retranslated, rephrased, omitted from, added to after the fact, desert cult handbook that stole concepts from other sources of which no real original examples exist? Yeah pretty big hubris coming out of those agnostics and other 3k religious beliefs.
>>12906828Yes.
>>12906868hey the message still makes it through, be a child and make fun of the bald you get the bears.
>>>/lgbt/ and / pol/ at the same time
>>12906868We must never trust any historical accounts or translatons because they could be lying or something.Woaw.
>>12906724the naked runaway is one of the few incidents in the synoptic gospel narrative that's unique to the gospel of mark. mark is also the shortest of the synoptic gospels and has the least unique material. could it be that the rest of the molestation story was a mark exclusive and got cut out by the catholic church?
that kid was me
>>12906919Yes, unironically, you almost get it.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12906931George washington didn't exist. Neither did plato, socrates, cleopatra, julius ceasar, etc.History is a lie and I only believe in things I have 100% certainty of.
plato my ass more like plate o bullshit
>>12906938oh yea then who invented ceasar salad R*TARD?
>>12906938Unlike those well accounted and probably also exaggerated figures in certain cases, Jesus didn't really exist outside of hearsay accounts (especially as portrayed in the desert handbook), he was the actually just the first popular super hero and his worshipers are the first blood cult soys. But deep down you know that right? Some little rational part of your brain is screaming at you that you've been lied to and conned?
>>12906953A vast majority of history is based on secondhand accounts. Historians don't consider this unreliable. Do you believe in the holocaust?
>>12906975I believe it is easily the most overblown bullshit in recent history especially in comparison to the history happening at the time the fact you even ask about it suggests without a doubt you're actually hopeless.
>>12906977I was testing your hypocracy. You still don't understand how historical evidence works. Not even courts operate off of your view. If 100 bystanders claim to have witnessesed a crime and there is evidence of the crime, it is perfectly reasonable and logical to believe a crime took place. Even if you didn't see it yourself.
>>12906977>>12906982
Exciting thread today from the J.O.
>>12906982There is a vast difference between 100 different sources accounting an event and 1 source saying that 100 people saw the event.The former is practically solid proof, the latter is about as good as saying it came to you in a dream.
>>12907008Yes there is a difference between 100 people claiming to witness something and only one source claiming 100 people witnessed something.The bible isn't the only thing advocating for Jesus or his divinity. It's an observable historical fact that early christianity spread by word and eye witness accounts. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this discussion. Christians would still be waiting for the line of david to produce a messiah.
Jesus loves you
>>12906997J.O.?
>>12906788So did the gnostics and they were doing it 1900 years ago depending on how much you believe those 3 Gospels.
>>12907176yay <3
>>12906788Very few Christians have read the entire bible and the ones who have will desperately try to convince you that the bible doesn't actually mean anything it says.Christian apologia is built on a foundation of copium and dishonesty, which is to be expected from a religion centered around a man's prophecies which didn't come true (in addition to countless other conceptual absurdities).
>>12906919youd think youd care more about the alleged word of god but i know its really all about feefees at the end of the dayYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12906724only in america tho
>>12906868>retranslated, rephrased, omitted from, added to after the factnone of this is true. if by omission you mean redaction of agreed upon non-canonical material you would be right I guess. being an edgy atheist just makes you look like a midwit
>>12906724as always enemies of Christ are disingenuous and lying like their father the snake49I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not: but the scriptures must be fulfilled.50And they all forsook him, and fled.51And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:52And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.53And they led Jesus away to the high priest: and with him were assembled all the chief priests and the elders and the scribes.it's a young man, not a boy. he is clothed in a linen shirt which he sheds before jesus and then he runs off. but please continue shitting on the only man that was objectively good regardless of your measuring stick
>>12907824the bible is a collection of allegorical and historical accounts. if you never studied history and are oblivious to most of it, you will have a hard time discerning most of this book. if however you actually do your dues and commit to learning the truth (not in a spiritual sense but in general), you will realize that christianity at its core is the best thing that happened to western civilization
>>12907950>christianity at its core is the best thing that happened to western civilization(((Xtianity))) destroyed the roman empire and is currently exterminating the white race and enabling Israel to take over the world, like it was desugned to do. You worship a circumcized rabbi.
>>12908137Xtianity? what's that? does the X stand for something?
>>12907925so if by omission they mean omission it's true
>>12908175Χριστός (Christos)Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12908192so the lecturer of a book redacts a sentence, did he omit part of the story?
>>12906788I agree, that's why I'm a pagan. The classics are the most studied books by the best men in history.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12908592you're not a pagan you're a tumblr larper
The olden Gods of yore have spoken: you must play more Hades 2!!!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12908600you're a mind virus mutilated drooling controlled nigger that believes a fake jew cult book is divine.
>>12908737where do you get those crazy ideas??
neopaganism is the easiest thing to flock to for irreligious pseuds who can't palate more than video game logicYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12908740by the fact you've mind virus mutilated drooled
>>12906724>King James VersionWhere's the xXxNO0BSLAY3RxXx version?
there's a God named Jubilaeus who makes me happy ^_^ and a God named Melancholius who makes me sad ú_ù
>>12907944unchecked doubles on page 10!
