does this to youYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I’m not sure how I should react
>>12911512he is just testing if I am food. I am not food birb! *head pat*Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12911512Eats you whole*Your fortune: Bad Luck
part of me wants to break its neck because its legitimately trying to eat me and would do if it was still a big dinosaur. but its also stupid and kind of goofy cute so i dont want to hurt it
>>12911601He's just trying to make it
>>12911601it could just be trying to eat bugs off you stinky
dog eat
ok
>>12911512mess w/ the bavi an u get da BILLYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12911512no. let me go
>>12911512This seems rude
>>12911663its a dog eat dog kinda werld
>>12911512Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I bet a pelican beak massage feels pretty good tbh