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anon, do you have hope?
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>>12912281
>>12912281
very little

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Hope is a impulse and a wish.
I do not "hope".
I will.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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sometimes. lately my hope has been fluctuating day to day. some days i am ambitious and reach for the sun. other days, i cannot even be bothered to buy wax.
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>>12912283
lol.

you won't be saying that when you get mopped.

the harder they come the harder they fall.

so are you ready to die for this ?

because the only language they understand comes at the barrel of a gun.

the guy who made MOP is completely batshit insane and he's already dead.

i think you underestimate the precarious nature of your current predicament.

but it's good for the lolz.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12912281
Nope!
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>>12912288
kino no dubbies ^_^
>>12912292
https://youtube.com/watch?v=33jH0uLKPL4

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12912294
looks like you'll have to fire the maid

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12912288
oh, i can relate to that anon.
it also reminds me of the legend of icarus, but that might as well just be because of the mention of wax
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>>12912281
no
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>>12912320
do you have any wishes, then?
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>>12912322
Who knows?
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>>12912281
yeah,
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>>12912281
Tell me… purple haired subachibi, now…
Why would,,, *I* have… this nonsensical *hope* you speak of?
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>>12912359
because it is nice to hope for stuff to happen.
i personally think that life's a lot worse if we don't have even a smidge of hope or faith, but that's just me
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>>12912333
who has trips?
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>>12912383
they just finished locking down the planet for a common cold virus ffs.

they'll allow you the illusion of hope to keep you complacent while they calculate how best to end your constitution, bill of rights and national sovereignty, which is at this point an illusion.

they have legislated freedom out of existence while convincing you that you are free.

pickwickian black magic.

hope is dangerous.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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"I died for beauty, but was scarce
Adjusted in the tomb,
When one who died for truth was lain
In an adjoining room.

He questioned softly why I failed?
“For beauty,” I replied.”
And I for truth – the two are one;
We brethren are,” he said.

And so, as kinsmen met a-night,
We talked between the rooms,
Until the moss had reached our lips,
And covered up our names."

–ED

Your fortune: Average Luck
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"The children of this world are wiser in their generation than the children of light"
–JC

and that's the way they intend to keep it.
always another lie.
always another war.

$$$

be afraid.

be very afraid.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12912361
wishe with the fishe...
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>>12912281
>>12912281
>>12912281

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12913144
dubs!
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tumblr speedrun


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12912281
nope.
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12912281

"No short haired yellow bellied
Son of tricky dickey
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hope

It's money for dope
It's money for rope"

–John Lennon

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12912281
if anyone tells me it's a mistake to have hope, I'll just tell them they're wrong. And I'll keep telling them until they believe. No matter how many times it takes.
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>>12913488
dubs
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>>12912281
yes
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>>12912292
did the guy who made MOP really died?? :^(

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12914728
twice. believe it or not.

he's what you might call an old soul.

and he's very smart with extremely nimble fingers.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12914735
i mean, we all die twice
the first death its when our bodies blur into the earth and feed the worms, while the second one happens when our friends and family eventually forget about us.
we can only get back to our second life though



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