Eh? You've never achieved Horse Bonding Level 1 before? And you’re HOW old? J-Jeez! Ahahahaha! W-Well, we’d better fix that then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…HERE! NEIGH!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look in your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They’re just horse heads on my chest, ya know! Do they really e-excite you THAT much?! G-get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Whinny whinny! I-I bet you want to feed them carrots too, don’t you, Mr. Perverted Cowboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Tame these wild fillies as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, b-brand ‘em too! I know you really want to~!
The perfect woman doesn't exi--
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funny post lole
