gn esfores, also good night to the new inhabitant of my room (give him a name!)Your fortune: Bad Luck
Get the bug out of your room you freak
>>12917225creepy crimothy
>>12917242I don't touch these, they are quite useful
did ya paint the room?
>>12917255Not yet, it's too humid rn, so the room might not dry out
>>12917248What about my dick?
>>12917263watermelon is better
it will scuttle into your ear and eat your brain
>>12917276so you know the taste of dick already ?
>>12917280Kiki will eat this faster than it can get to my bed
>>12917284what else did you expect
>>12917225gn. call him fredericoYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12917225name him sbeve plsYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917311sounds epic
I used to get those niggers in my bathtub they're good they eat other bugsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
they're called the house centipedeYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917392they do their job very well
>>12917398did you think there was an English speaker on earth who didn't know this
>>12917410uhh yeah cuz for years I was calling them "weird shit that's in my bathtub"Your fortune: Average Luck
plus imagine having like 20 arms
>>12917414
normally I wouldnt engage a teenage girl but house centipedes are cool *Stares into the nether while doom metal riffs play in my head*Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12917432are your posts setups for jokes at your own expense?
>>12917284Conveniently ignores this question.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12917439no my posts are what happens when I don't care what others think so people get bewilderedalso wtf are u talking about
>>12917444tripsso "bewildering"
>>12917440Zzz
>>12917487aftersex asmr
>>12917487was it your daddy :3c
this nigga is gaslighting a teenager lol pls get me off this planetYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12917495Luckily, I don't have father b
>>12917499I'd be glad to indulge.
>>12917499fatherless and knows what dick tastes like before they're even 18name a more iconic duoYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12917504uncle rajeem and regularfemcel
>>12917504Why do you think I know what dick tastes like nhj
>>12917507Apparently watermelon tastes better than dick to youYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917507>nhjno handjobs?
>>12917507don't be embarrassed now
Actually, it's better u leave ts bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes and others, give him a name like "eater"
>>12917510I hate watermelon >>12917511Yeah, I'm already used to them, they only appear at night and even then I rarely see them
>>12917499Dubs!>luckily
>>12917516Yeah right :-)
Actually, leave this bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes, and others, give him a name like "eater"
>>12917516I'll make sure you love the taste of my cock.
>>12917516there's no shame in being a slut
>>12917526Taking after her mother it seems like
>>12917526>>12917523>>12917514>>12917512>>12917510>>12917504you guys are creepy as fuck
>>12917531QUICK BAVI DROP YOUR CONTACT INFOYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917528I don't have a mother
>>12917534I'll make sure to cradle you like one after we're done in bed.
>>12917534aren't you such a grown up little lady :-)
>>12917534I'd leave you too ngl
>>12917536we don't have a bed
>>12917541I won't be needing a bed.
>>12917531https://voca.ro/1dOiIHbpJIkbYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12917541already inviting me over?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12917540No, I was simply raised by the nuts on the shelves at auchan
>>12917546I'll be sure to provide a lot of nuts
>>12917548you don't have nuts
>>12917546want to get raised, lowered, raised, lowered, over and over again?
>>12917546I'll make you reach for the heavens.
>>12917546I don't mind a nutcase, they fuck better anyway.
>>12917531your white knight is here to protect you..... arent you glad for that?
>>12917552I want licorice >>12917553you have no heaven
>>12917546Raised by or with nuts?Important distinctionYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12917544lmao
>>12917546Let's shelf that roleplay idea for later
>>12917557But you'll still be screaming for God
>>12917561lol
>>12917544Thank you Catfish, for you and your dubsYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917559by>>12917562ne
>>12917555TRIPS!!!!!
>>12917566Don't worry, you won't have to do a thing.
krauts taste rather bad imhoYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12917571bad news for gado and fagfish...
>>12917568ew, dots
>>12917571Why is it always the German?
>>12917575They usually say this about my cum ;_;Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12917579eat fruits nigga
>>12917579fun little factoidYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917579Mom and Dad don't count
rather sad that this is the most active thread after soccer
>>12917584You won't be awake to keep count.
>>12917585wow faggot virgins are going ape over a whiff of pussy that never fuckinf happens LOL
bavi stop stroking your cockYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12917585do you want me to spam ai porn here?
>>12917589Don't act like half the creepy pervert posts on this thread aren't you with your namefig off
>>12917589They're getting hungry after Yuji took mikugirl away
>>12917592Do it. See what happens when you spam photorealistic AI porn of a minor.
>>12917591>>12917593immediately outs himself lurking the thread LOL
>>12917595i don't think anime women are photorealistic but ok
>>12917595If she were a minor she wouldn't be posting here retard.
>>12917595dude i was just talking about dumb shitty drawn scat furry porn...... why are you so creepy?
>>12917593https://voca.ro/1g4g7apzIUNtYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12917603first thing he thinks of when AI porn is mentioned is underaged kids...Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12917585Dummy just because a thread is active does not mean it is good
>>12917544>>12917605You sound like you're enjoying yourself today Catfish, that's niceYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12917614it's juts sad D:
±_±
>>12917617https://voca.ro/15sAMfAHbf5iYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Gn blackie, may you dream of many kittens ;3
>>12917624Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12917624I didn't mean it sarcastically ;_;Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917624https://voca.ro/1mku6snmiVWm:3
>>12917659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fby_-MnpA8
I really wish I could get you all in a big room together and just fuckin mow you all down with my ar lole op included
>>12917720Future school shooter red flag.
>>12917631hand writing so bad, thought that bitch was saying covid.
>>12917631ummm... yes?
>>12917753namefig = child rapist red flag
>>12917753I’m not gonna shoot up innocent ppl lol I’d just like to slaughter you all
>>12917600dubs
>>12917771sure, buddy
>>12917765bro?
Be fascinated by bugs and mold +100 to attractiveness
>>12918570disgusting
>>12918570Actually, that kinda makes her more interesting than the average girl.
>>12919015She's strange but interesting at the same time
bumping this gemYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12917288unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12917225That's like a mega evolved version of the ones I get
>>12920403twice the benefit