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I hate kuwaiti isp's because itll randomly block me from here and not allow me to post funis with u guyz ='(
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>>12919914
can't you get a VPN or are those haram too?
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>>12919928
I have to pay for vip to post with a vpn here dum dum
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i pledge allegiance to kuwait for honourable service against namefigs

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12919939
But what will esfores be without namefigs D:
Itll be a froggy filled place
Do u want froggies everywhere good anony sir??
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>>12919939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnKSHi6jiZo

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12919948
that's like saying without any jews what would we do about all these niggers running around
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>>12919939
Namefigs are esfores culture
Always have been
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>>12919966
dubs confirm
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>>12919966
checking dubs is esforce culture and always has been (like hating namefags)
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>>12919960
Every workday for my entire school life i had to sit outside in the hot blazing sun reciting this stupid anthem while crammed inbetween ordered lines of stuffy and sweaty students. And if we didn't do it loud enough, we had to do it over and over again until the school administrators who were watching from inside were happy. You'd also be counted as absent for the day if you tried to skip it by being late, so many students would pass out from heatstrokes too lole

Catchy song though despite the brain meltings
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>>12919974
I hate dubs checks because there isnt enough of it

Also nice dubs check
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>>12919930
really? I don't think I've needed one with my VPN on
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>>12919974
Namefigs havebeen here since 2013 and been a characteristic feature of esfores
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regularfemcel if she real
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>>12919993
hot
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>>12919979
>so many students would pass out from heatstrokes too lole
Did the school ever get in trouble for that?
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>>12919991
Namefigs evolved out of the other boards' tripfags which have been universally hated long before 2013. Some habits die hard.
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>>12919991
wow im hearing this for the first time funnyman
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>>12919993
Holy trips
Holy sucide inspiration
Holy trips in da butte
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>>12920027
Qtie
Mashallah habibti

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12920003
No since almost every school was doing it, they would just put a school nurse to be present during them incase someone passes out and needs to be dragged away to the shade. Never stayed in the same school for more than 2 years and I'd always see it happen at least once to every school i attended (except 3 but those ones were private schools tbf)
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>>12919930
Post your local XMR address then a selfie with a timestamp to prove it's you and not an imposter and I'll send you $200.
"WhItE kNiGhT sImP"
I offered to give Jashin-chan Poster-san $200 worth of Monero, too, but he was too stupid to follow simple directions.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12919988
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12919914
wow rude

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12920033
two same numbers!
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>>12920022
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12920288
Please respond.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12920027
BWC slut
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>>12921705
Baby Wittle cockies are everything 2 me

>>12920288
Why would u throw money at a washed out whore in the middle of nowhere? Find better ways of throwing your money down the drain anon :(
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>>12921738
I did, like I said, I tried to give it to Jashin-chan Poster-san, but he's too stupid to follow directions.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12921744
I dont know what a xmr address is so i cant do it
Im sorry i also suc at following directions

Please send that money to a charity instead rich-anony
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>>12921750
Well, shoot. Someone on this website who deserves it is going to get my money someday.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12921814
can you send them to me
i'm not a namefag or have any kind of posting gimmick but i'm gonna make a thread how someone random person gave me 200 bucks on s4s

87uwzY95cANbkFpkRAWhjrQoKN5CdxWkuZf15xvYnuvQEMmjTFGDAwn1ZYiTEMYe4JJWSJi7ioQsqPFSEVn5MCbQMeHQMQw
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>>12921834
no

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12920027
Yeah sex could be an option
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>>12919914
what are you doing in kuwait. why would you stay there.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12921848
she's just kuwaiting it out a little longer

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12921848
Idk I never left the country
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>>12921942
Why?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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bump
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>>12922402
traveling is pretty expensive, it's really only cost effective if you don't any roots down where you live, eg. no recurring bills, lease agreements, etc, because at that point traveling means spending money where you're at and still having to pay bills at home for shit you're not using
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>>12923006
I seriously doubt she couldn't get someone to commit marriage fraud for her so she can get citizenship somewhere else.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12923006
this
big reason why it's good idea to take advantage of exchange or travel programs when you're in school where everything is basically set up for you to be as easy as possible and you just show up and go. because otherwise there is so much inertia to overcome you'll likely never bother with it unless there's something really specific that motivates you to go. (and yes there are scholarships you can get for this)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12921880
someone appreciate my hilarious joke please

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12923950
nah I'm good

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12923950
Its an amazing joke anone~
It really made me giggle =)
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>Kuwait
OP is probably a jeet
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>>12924629
Newfig thats meaaan
Im not the ugly kind of brown
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>>12924633
opinions differ on that front
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>>12924633
Oh sorry do Kuwait not have a large jeet migrants?
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>>12924676
Its more Egyptian than jeet actually, with saudis behind them, and then the jeets come in with the africans
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>>12924679
Night boat to cairoooooo
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>>12920027
Is that your knee or your breast?
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>>12924679
I also dont interact with immigrants outside of car accidents so idk actually
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>>12924686
Shoulders :)
You own tyem
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>>12924688
Do you actually interact with anyone other than your parents and the mentally ill retards on this site?
>>12924695
lmao I thought those were your breasts, I was going to tell you to get a reduction because that shit looked like a tumor
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>>12924704
I mean, i also interact with my sisters, sometimes.

>I was going to tell you to get a reduction because that shit looked like a tumor
Lolw Hojw
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>>12924719
Is your sister also a girlfailure like you, or a stacy with a sexy hot sandnigger bf?
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>>12924734
Lmao, actually a combination of both^^
one is a stacy while the other is extremely disabled and sort if in the same boat as me

They both have major anger issues though so its not a joy talking with them =>=
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>>12924629
She is a proper Arap
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>>12924737
>one is a stacy
are girlies there allowed to be whores and sleep with many men there or is that haram?
the other is extremely disabled and sort if in the >same boat as me
Is she crippled or what? and introduce her too on s4s c:
>They both have major anger issues though so its not a joy talking with them =>=
based I bet they'll beat your shit
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>>12924737
What disability do you have femcel?
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>>12924756
She's intellectually disabled. I'm dead-ass serious, check the archives if you don't believe me.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12924744
>allowed to be whores and sleep with many men there or is that haram?
Non-marital relationships are actually illegal kek
Though she still dates and other crap, constantly gets under my mom's skin since she disapprove of her behaviour
I had to share a room with her for the longest so for a long time i had to deal with all her breakups and stupid drama

>Is she crippled
Not so much as she's mentally stuck as a child, she is slowly becoming crippled though
>introduce her too on s4s
Lmao awful idea xд

>>12924756
Outside of mild dyslexia, nonea
I'm actually the most functional out of the two *ahem*



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