If you kill me you'll get magazine and furry paraphernalia loot drops (also a blonde cat)Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
if you kill me you'll get a out 125,000 calories worth of meat. Best have me butchered and put in a freezer.
>>12932644dubsy wuld i kill u fren? i wuv u <3
do people call them blonde cats? ive never heard that
>>12932644If you get killed, the user in question will get an achievement called "You have finished the fraudster"
>>12932644nice le dubs. I will pickpocket the qt cat off you.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
excuse me cat I need ammo
So this is "gun kata"
kiwi green spikeman prepares for the worstYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12932644Hey FFM I'm a blonde cat just in case you didn't know thatYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12932644Leave that cat alone you dirty furfag!
>>12932659r u tasty??
>>12934466I’m more than just tasty, poppet. I’m a delectable dish of international mystery served with a side of mojo. Care for a nibble?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12932644that sticker reminds of fallout vegas securitron
>>12934466 only if ur grass‑fed anon im not settling for freezerburn mystery meat, i want artisanal cage‑free basement dweller with a hint of gamer sweat and mountain dew reduction post marbling chart or gtfo
>>12934818i really suck at editing loleYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12934462I can't find one thing that's sexy about a real life cat. I also wouldn't be able to live with myself if I abused animals.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12935420This is awesome
>>12935796thank youYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12934466DOUBLE DUBS
>>12935399You seem like a dubs-fed anon to me