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What if super advanced aliens came to Earth and they said yo we like to eat humans but we'll raise you really well and give you a really nice life with everything you could ever want or need up to about 70 or so and then we'll painlessly put you to death and then turn you into meat, would you ok with that?
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the implications of interstellar travel are that a species has basically conquered physics and therefore have no need for energy or work
The idea that they would enslave humans is illogical as we would make terrible slaves to the needs of such an advanced species. you must feed us, we must rest, and we are unreliable. they would have robotics more advanced than we can comprehend.
they come from a civilization that has no scarcity and they are probably immortal
they have no reason to visit us and never will if they are benevolent
the scariest thought is that because humans are so primitive to them, they may just come here and torture us in hellish ways we couldn't possibly imagine just for their own amusement
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>>12935432
hell ye ima die soon after dat age anyways
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being a pet for some cool fucking aleins would be awesome
hope i tayst reel gud (≧∀≦)ゞ
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>>12935442
Its just snacks bro, they want to much on us like interstellar raisins
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>>12935450
they have plenty of snacks!

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>>12935442
>they have no reason to visit us and never will if they are benevolent
??????
our planet might provide a number of scientifically interesting qualities a highly intelligent and curious species would be interested in
human beings rehabilitate and house injured animals, keep them as pets for company and affection, and house them in zoos for satiating curiosity
why wouldnt aliens?
yeah, aliens could try to keep us cordoned off like us trying to keep wild animals environments free of invasive species and pollution, but they could also try to prevent us from harming ourselves/the planet with things like nuclear war or immense pollution or just straight up be bored enough to satisfy their instincts by caring for us in some capacity because, well, why not?
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>>12935471
they are smart enough to realize we are self aware and are capable of existentialism unlike the animals we keep as pers (or at least as far as we know, but they would know for sure given the existence of culture)
it's likely that our problems are not new or interesting to them
though maybe there is indeed some initiative out there where a species has the goal of improving life on other planets. it's not impossible.
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>>12935485
ITs just an idea, where they give us a choice. Go with them and live a guaranteed nice safe life and then get eaten, or stay here with all the problems of life as usual
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>>12935471
>our planet might provide a number of scientifically interesting qualities a highly intelligent and curious species would be interested in
Also if this is true, again the implications of interstellar travel is at play here
they probably have the ability to scan the entire planet from light-years away and create a convincing simulation with a real-time rendering of earth. they wouldn't even need to enter our solar system to observe everything.

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>>12935500
ideas are good
good dubs
Ive had this lore in my head for a while where aliens are so advanced that we would have basically nothing to offer them
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>>12935521
We can offer them our aged flesh, they love it. They are just passing through and want to top up on munchies
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>>12935530
see I don't even think they need to eat and haven't needed to for long enough that they've evolved without taste buds or perhaps even mouths or an orifice used for nutrient intake
I'm sorry I'm being so disagreeable
to answer the hypothetical, I don't like that deal. I would expect they make me immortal. I would want to live much longer than 70.
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>>12935549
They might not need to eat or have some kind of nutrient cubes or whatever but still they could have things they do just for pleasure, like nibbling on some human jerky. Decadence could be a result of post-scarcity or longevity, finding things to entertain or pass the time
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>>12935560
I also imagine aliens have hacked their own biology to such a degree that they feel positive and happy at all times.
Whatever analog for neurotransmitters they have, they have engineered it in such a way where they feel alert, happy, satisfied, and content at all times. so material things and carnal pleasures do nothing to increase welbeing

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>>12935567
These aliens are retarded. Why would they even do anything? They don't need anything, they are constantly content without doing anything, everythnig is beneath them... what they do all day just sit staring at a wall or somethin
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>>12935569
Have you ever done opioids anon? then you might understand
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>>12935572
They're fricking zonked out on ascenscion this lot. Anyway my aliens are retroactively not quite that advanced they still enjoy hobbies and a nice tasty space snack while they are warping around the universe
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>>12935575
imagine their space dubstep
drops so savage it would make us fully schizophrenic upon hearing them

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>>12935432
Aliens that could prolong human life would be problematic... we should harvest their technology.

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We should harvest their dubstep



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