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Anonymous

is this realistic 05/10/26(Sun)13:45:24 No.12943707

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is this realistic Anonymous 05/10/26(Sun)13:45:24 No.12943707 Archived

i have written a letter to the united states DOJ requesting for voluntary firing squad exeuction service + i put $200 in there (to cover ammo costs) but i do not have a criminal record. do you think they will provide this service for me? google has said it is "illegal" and "murder" but i am simply a law-abiding citizen paying the government for a service to express my freedom.

Nakadachi
05/10/26(Sun)23:28:59 No.12944433

Nakadachi 05/10/26(Sun)23:28:59 No.12944433

>>12943707
what a creative way to commit suicide

Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)23:30:45 No.12944435

Anonymous 05/10/26(Sun)23:30:45 No.12944435

Go buy a gun it’s incredibly easy

Kyrie 愛 Eleison
05/10/26(Sun)23:30:47 No.12944437

Kyrie 愛 Eleison 05/10/26(Sun)23:30:47 No.12944437

>>12944433
>>12943707
sqπp 707

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Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)23:37:17 No.12944438

Anonymous 05/10/26(Sun)23:37:17 No.12944438

the worst part is they'll probably keep the money and send a letter back saying 'no'

fated to be hated
05/10/26(Sun)23:41:47 No.12944444

fated to be hated 05/10/26(Sun)23:41:47 No.12944444

just reach for a cops gun, are you stupid or something

Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)23:42:25 No.12944445

Anonymous 05/10/26(Sun)23:42:25 No.12944445

>>12944435
really, easiest way to go out is threaten suicide and act all beligerant with the cops when they come by for a "welfare" check, more often than not, they'll magdump on you for reaching for their gun

Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)23:43:06 No.12944447

Anonymous 05/10/26(Sun)23:43:06 No.12944447

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>>12944444
quints confirm

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Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)00:02:10 No.12944457

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)00:02:10 No.12944457

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>>12944444
wowe quints