*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12944514Is this plastic? Or inflatable?Why the big red moose knuckle pussy?
>>12944514OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!Your fortune: Godly Luck
cmon man its fucking china why is it taking them so long to figure out how to mass produce these things? the design is done, the prototype is done, the testing is done. now create the mass production machines and get this ball running already so i can fuck these things silly already
>>12944518hard plastic with some TPE slot insert I think>>12944523>>12944526This is Taiwanese. Wait until the chinks steal their intellectual propertyYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12944549i am praying to my deity of choice that china steals it
Having sex with actual women is a lot better than having sex with dolls, anon. You should try it sometime.
>>12944560Women are retarded, anon. Fucking a doll is much better because they don't open their mouths for any reason other than me shoving my cock through it
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>>12944561Ow edgyJust say you can't pull tail anon I can give pointers
lol>get pussy it’s ezsaid anonI’m curious too, what pointers can you tell me aside from being the right race and height all the while being able to accommodate something like that, do enlighten me on this I *implore* you
>>12944605Pathetic cope. It has nothing to do with your race or height and everything to do with your repulsive personality.>>>/r9k/ is down the hall and to the left.
>>12944602What if I dont want to fuck worthless bar skanks or whores?
what the fuck
>>12944607yeah because anything decent obviously repels you people lole
>>12944608This is classic incel behavior. Incels don't actually want to have sex. They want to keep painting themselves as victims, so they adamantly refuse to have sex with any women who doesn't meet their ridiculous standards. They won't settle for any woman who isn’t a blonde-haired, blue-eyed supermodel with extremely bigoted far-right political views, porcelain white skin, 100% pure Aryan blood, at least six feet tall, at least DD cup breasts, under the age of 18, no tattoos, no piercings, no makeup, no vaccinations, no male friends, has never even kissed another man before, and has absolutely no thoughts of her own that don’t involve being a perfectly obsequious slave to her husband’s every single whim and desire.Incels don't want to work for anything in their lives and are violently angry that they can't get a ridiculously perfect underage girl who will clean their shitted underwear and blow them while they play Overwatch 2.
>>12944612I have no idea what you even think you're saying here because I do not speak ESL Retardese.
>>12944608>>12944612Funny thing is I am pull tail anon and the people responding are not me, the incel stench is strong on you guys
done reprimanding you people just know I’m not gay because of you, but because of me, out of self hatred and spite so don’t get any ideas either
>>12944620this is a good idea
>>12944611Uninterrupted internet access amplified paraphilias to 11 and now the gooner brainwashed zombies created a market for this product The world can be so scary
