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Don't trust the 'aliens' and do NOT get on the 'ships'
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im tired of going through the effort of sticking things up my ass myself though

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12944640
No one is coming ftl isn't even theoretically possible.
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>>12944647
doesn't matter bc the aliens are all humans from earth
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>>12944647
>>12944650
They're demons, dont trust them when they say there is no God and we should form a one world government and do NOT get the mark!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12944640
they want to serve man
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>>12944640
>trusts the aliens
>gets on the ships

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12944647
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO FASTER THAN LIGHT BECAUSE... B-BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY? 1940s GERMAN MAN SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>12944640
ima be an alien's pet & U CANT STOP ME NA NA ANA ANA BOOBOO
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>>12945234
Hope you like probes
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>>12944646
bro if ur THAT lazy just wait for the sleep paralysis demons like the rest of us

at least the aliens got ambiance. big glowing saucer, ominous choir.mp3, complimentary brain scan. you’re out here DIY’ing it like it’s arts and crafts hour

have some self respect. get abducted the traditional way.



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