Don't trust the 'aliens' and do NOT get on the 'ships'
im tired of going through the effort of sticking things up my ass myself thoughYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12944640No one is coming ftl isn't even theoretically possible.
>>12944647doesn't matter bc the aliens are all humans from earth
>>12944647>>12944650They're demons, dont trust them when they say there is no God and we should form a one world government and do NOT get the mark!Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12944640they want to serve man
>>12944640>trusts the aliens>gets on the shipsYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12944647>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO FASTER THAN LIGHT BECAUSE... B-BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY? 1940s GERMAN MAN SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12944640ima be an alien's pet & U CANT STOP ME NA NA ANA ANA BOOBOO
>>12945234Hope you like probes
>>12944646 bro if ur THAT lazy just wait for the sleep paralysis demons like the rest of us at least the aliens got ambiance. big glowing saucer, ominous choir.mp3, complimentary brain scan. you’re out here DIY’ing it like it’s arts and crafts hour have some self respect. get abducted the traditional way.