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Anonymous

05/11/26(Mon)13:32:35 No.12945137

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note to self: do NOT jerk off right before going to work

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)13:35:44 No.12945142

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)13:35:44 No.12945142

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you will arrive at work smelling like cume and everyone will think youre a weirdo

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)13:41:46 No.12945154

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)13:41:46 No.12945154

>>12945137
PROTIP: Jerk off at work instead so that it's like you're getting paid to jerk off

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)13:45:14 No.12945164

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)13:45:14 No.12945164

>>12945154
This is the way

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)13:48:00 No.12945170

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)13:48:00 No.12945170

>>12945154
Boss makes a dollar, boss goes gets the dime, that's why I jerk off on company time

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)18:32:24 No.12945643

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)18:32:24 No.12945643

>>12945154
the ol' work and jerk

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)18:34:50 No.12945647

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)18:34:50 No.12945647

>>12945154
I’ve done this

seuss
05/11/26(Mon)18:36:47 No.12945649

seuss 05/11/26(Mon)18:36:47 No.12945649

>>12945647
me too it's okay

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)19:39:11 No.12945733

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)19:39:11 No.12945733

>>12945647
That's nothing, I've jerked off while working.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
05/11/26(Mon)23:59:34 No.12946058

Anonymous 05/11/26(Mon)23:59:34 No.12946058

>>12945142
yeah... i had to learn the hard way >_<

Anonymous
05/12/26(Tue)04:04:03 No.12946305

Anonymous 05/12/26(Tue)04:04:03 No.12946305

>>12945733
I jerked off while checking your dubs.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck