You have to eat a watermelon tomorrow they just announced it.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
literally north korea
i guessYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12946067how
>>12946439Do you need instructions how to eat watermelon
they are out of season locally but i can see if they sell some frozen melone or candy
>>12946460There couldbe penalties its not clear
>>12946466how am i meant to score with these doubles in the wayYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12946067wow i just got a watermelon... is this a sign
>>12947253Yes. You know what you must do.
>>12946067NOOVER MY DED BODY
>>12947257yes.
>>12947337eehhhh no.
What if I am allergic
>>12947430toughen up buttercup
>>12947528You can only be so tough if eating something makes your body burst into lesions and then you die lole
>>12946067I want. watermelon.
>>12947533the human body is 60% percent water and a watermelon is 90% water so if u eat a watermelon for a moment you're water by weight will increase to that of a watermelon in other words you become a watermelon
>>12947551Lole.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12947554What do you still need more water? you seem a bit horse
>>12947566DOOBZ HORSE LOLOLOLOL
>>12947556I despise puns, Mr.Mrs.Pun.Your fortune: Better not tell you now