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You have to eat a watermelon tomorrow they just announced it.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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literally north korea
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i guess

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12946067
how
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>>12946439
Do you need instructions how to eat watermelon
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they are out of season locally but i can see if they sell some frozen melone or candy
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>>12946460
There couldbe penalties its not clear
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>>12946466
how am i meant to score with these doubles in the way

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12946067
wow i just got a watermelon... is this a sign
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>>12947253
Yes. You know what you must do.
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>>12946067
NO
OVER MY DED BODY
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>>12947257
yes.
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>>12947337
eehhhh no.
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What if I am allergic
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>>12947430
toughen up buttercup
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>>12947528
You can only be so tough if eating something makes your body burst into lesions and then you die lole
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>>12946067
I want. watermelon.
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>>12947533
the human body is 60% percent water and a watermelon is 90% water so if u eat a watermelon for a moment you're water by weight will increase to that of a watermelon in other words you become a watermelon
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>>12947551
Lole.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12947554
What do you still need more water? you seem a bit horse
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>>12947566
DOOBZ HORSE LOLOLOLOL
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>>12947556
I despise puns, Mr.Mrs.Pun.

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