ayyyyyys abducted me an probed my angus!!!!dats not teh problelm tho!(ok its kinda a problelms >~<)instd of bringing me back home dey droppd me off in PYONGYANGthe streets r empty and i cant find any topkek or even bottomkek!i feel out of place and all of those dubs back home r goin uncheckrd +^(WAT DO PLS HALP!?!?
don't worry fren we have bearies in high placesYour fortune: Bad Luck
Slaughter as many Koreans as u possibly can
>>12949366 (dubs)>Your fortune: Bad Lucksorry you are going to dieYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12949366>>12949375im sur if dear leader likes bearies ill be A-OKYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12949371 edgelord any% speedrun to gulag ending unlocked bro im tryna get HOME not unlock the bad timeline DLC imma stick to phase 1: locate bearies phase 2: offer cheese tribute phase 3: politely request extradition via ayyy express violence% run is for ppl with no dubs and even less braincells smh
>>12950088dubs dubs confrimes!
>>12949335same thing happened to me (it will get better soon)
>>12949335woaw she dancin'
OP was never heard from again.