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why does every bitch try to look like this

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.12956480
 No.12956480
>>12956479
That's a man
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Catfish
 No.12956499
 No.12956499
>>12956480
*sigh* yea that's great
*groans*
*thwomp urrrgh*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Skinny lil autistic cuck
 No.12957079
 No.12957079
>>12956479
For sexual selection.

Just like the peacock she has evolved features that serve no use other than to stand out to the opposite sex.
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Anonymous
 No.12957081
 No.12957081
>>12957079
its the male peacockes that have the colors dumbass
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Skinny lil autistic cuck
 No.12957085
 No.12957085
>>12957081
Guess we are different species then because human women are the ones who dress up to get noticed, not the men.
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Catfish
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>>12957085
>men don't dress up to get noticed

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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regularfemcel
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Its safe
Any one can look okay looking like this
But its not basic chic
Thats boring
This is safe

Something Something daddy issues also :D

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
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why does every bitch try to look like this

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Skinny lil autistic cuck
 No.12957099
 No.12957099
>>12957089
Not in the same way a woman does. Displays of wealth are displaces of statues in the troop and women do indeed take notice.

A man can walk around showing off his body the same way a woman can. But women, who are the gatekeepers of genetics, notice how gay he is.

Where as when a girl shows off her body men do not see her as being masculine. Just as how men do not care about a woman's financial statues.
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Catfish
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I'll even forgive the sanrio mark of mental lelness

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfish
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable reversal where they go back to actually looking feminine. Then again with how much attention they're getting cuz beta males howling GOTH TIDDIE GF are in no short supply

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.12957104
 No.12957104
Are you guys just chronically online I live in Philadelphia and 99% of women look normal/not goth, if anytning just normal feminine dresses and clothes
I see like 1 alt girl for every 100 normal girls
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Anonymous
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why does every bitch try to look like this
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k
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>>12957100
I try looking femenine but I'm fat and people keep saying I look like a discord trans stereotype.

>>12957102
It is the mark of mental lelness...


I wish I could dress super cute but I'm so fat it's literally like dressing up a whale.

Whenever I go back to my old weight I'll start dressing cute...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.12957113
 No.12957113
>>12957105
molly was gorgeous but ofc I prefer the weirdo who eats sugar sandwiches

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
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>>12957107

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
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why does every bitch try to look like this
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k
 No.12957124
 No.12957124
>>12957119
Dear Catfish... do you have the answers on how to lose 40kgs in under half a year?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
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>>12957124
I lost like 50 pounds one year because I only ate like a sandwich a day and walked 10+ miles daily while drinking beer
probably not ideal

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
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why does every bitch try to look like this
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k
 No.12957131
 No.12957131
>>12957129
That's only half... of what I need.


I lost 33lbs in under 3 months by doing cardio and eating only salad and toasts...


I need to lose 88lbs...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfish
 No.12957136
 No.12957136
>>12957131
get a dietician
I've been fat my whole life but at least I was strong and fairly tall but I was never in shape lolol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Skinny lil autistic cuck
 No.12957137
 No.12957137
>>12957131
If you are a girl then as long as you keep it tight and cute you should be fine.

personally speaking I like bbw because I am strong I need someone who can take the full thrust.
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regularfemcel
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>>12957131
Salads and breads are very high in cals so if you wanna lose more even faster you gotta moderate even more k-san

>>12957122
I like the 2 day fast method lol
You fast for 48 hours and only allow yourself to consume about 90 calories during them. Once its over you eat about you're regular deficit you'd do regularly

You lose about a kilo every week if you do it consistently + with regular cardio like aiming for 15k+ steps while walking
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k
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>>12957151
Thank you regularfemcel! I'll definetly try it out!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
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why does every bitch try to look like this
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Anonymous
 No.12957205
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何ぞ諸姉の、皆この姿に似んとするや
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Anonymous
 No.12957206
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>>12957205
Bad bitch pulls up to you with a hairdo like this, WDYD
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google earth
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Wherefore doth every dame strive to appear in this guise?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12957330
 No.12957330
because it makes my zoomid penis big
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Anonymous
 No.12957331
 No.12957331
calling women bitches is rude and disrespectful
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Anonymous
 No.12957384
 No.12957384
>>12957331
thats our catfish :)

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
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>>12957331
it's niggerfication of language
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Anonymous
 No.12957417
 No.12957417
Are women even human?
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Anonymous
 No.12957418
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>>12957417
nothing is human
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new user
 No.12957422
 No.12957422
>>12957418
we are animlel

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12957430
 No.12957430
>>12957417
no
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Anonymous
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>>12957422
Animlel aka <<individuals>> of earth bipedal lifeform collective
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