[s4s] has opened a department of investigation to look into any mysterious occurrences. beary nice detective will be pleased to field your inquiries.
>>13067856how come OP is so frequently a figgotYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
this thread was posted this morning and was 404 but still shows up on the catalogIt's still taking up one of my thread slots!!!how do I get it off the board??
>>13067868beary's preliminary investigations do not corroborate this observationYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13067891Syllables n plenty of emYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13067884an investigator has been assigned to this case
Solve the mystery of why you all so gay
>>13067891hmm *cronchcronch* how about this one.. why are n*cers such violence and freeks?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13067915all sugoi you say?Your fortune: Outlook good
who ate the last cheese cake ?
investigate my bepper lole
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13067954momoko looks very guilty
>>13067856holy hecc, she's so cute!!!
>>13067856so cude beary
>>13067868lole! rekt!!!*cronch cronch cronch cronch*
>>13067856why are there no dubs in this threade?
>>13067856investigate the case of the missing wombat
>>13068618the department of investigation has located the missing wombat on foreign shores. she is vacationing under an assumed identity in light of recent tabloid reports. she wishes to convey that she is in good spirits and prefers to remain incognito for the time being while her legal team considers its options.
>>13068894I'm so relieved she is ok.
>>13067856investigate the slowness of the bored and the stench of taiga's feet i.e. what aromas do you pick up on in particular?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13067954uhh do you have any evidence?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13069081can we say for sure thats a cheesecakelets not jump to hasty accusations
>>13069087they clearly left a slice behind anyway
>>13068503a mystery solved?
>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533M Y S T E R YS O L V E D>>13068503>>13068503>>13068503>>13068503Esforce does it yet againYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
beary is on a case
>>13067856In the imageboard system, ruderly based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Sh*t 4chan Says, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Ruder Victims Unit. These are their stories.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
i think mods and the multi part thread spamer are workin togheter, i have proof but im scared they will do something to my bearysYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13070604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXNVdiqMuU
>>13070617>>13070617>>13070617>>13070617this wouldn't make a lick a sense i am actively bumping youre hearts as wellYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13070617if beary attempts to investigate the mods they might cut the department's funding
>>13067856ask her to find the antipodes.*sip*Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13070643if you enter the portal it will disgorge you at the antipodes 7.3% of the timethat is the most reliable way to find the antipodes from [s4s]
Why don't you have a job, Josh? :^)Your fortune: Better not tell you now
another mystery to solve
>>13071161lole!!!!
>>13071460cude
This won't last long. My're investigations have found that most esfores crimes are committed by n*cers.... and jannies.
>>13071889our investigation has uncovered some worrying developments
another day another mysteryYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13071460CUDE bury detective please help solve this case>>13072370Is this a ruder, or a nicer? I wonder if more evidence will help clear it up... How can we solve such a thing?
>>13072984our forensic examiners have determined that the red splatter is strawberry boba tea. this corroborates witness statements that beary had a wee trip
>>13073389>>13073389>>13072984>>13072984>>13072984another mystery solved!!!I:^DYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13073389omgso cude
Me thinkie the occurrences would be linked to rude people
>>13073389what the h*ck?! n*cers will even use strawberry tea as a murder weapon?! they're violence knows no bounds!*sip*
>>13073851the truth is out there and it aint always nice
the department has released footage of a person of interest
>>13074564bookmarked screen shotted uploaded to cloud emailed and printed out in hard copy.Your fortune: Bad Luck
Great. This stupid meaningless thread is going to be featured in the next esforesiquire this coming weekend.
>>13069533checking mystery solving dubs on page ten!
>>13074598no ruding on a beary thread pls
>>13074564obvious AI made by a n*cer to frame ebil
>>13074598as apposed to all the smart and densely meaningful threads posted here>>13075113you are still sipping the media cool-aid thinking an ebil with a bag of money must have stole it and be up to no goodYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13075127you misread what I wrote. try again before I have to call you stoopid.
>>13075066dubs checking dubs!
>>13075271stoopid
investlegate if gado is actually dead >>13075380
>>13075648i heard they had to put him in the drunk tank for a few hours because he was doing weird stuff at a park
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>>13075648 t>>13075648 h>>13075648 i>>13075648 s>>13075648Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13076039no, you!