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[s4s] has opened a department of investigation to look into any mysterious occurrences. beary nice detective will be pleased to field your inquiries.
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>>13067856
how come OP is so frequently a figgot

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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this thread was posted this morning and was 404 but still shows up on the catalog
It's still taking up one of my thread slots!!!
how do I get it off the board??
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>>13067868
beary's preliminary investigations do not corroborate this observation

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13067891
Syllables n plenty of em

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13067884
an investigator has been assigned to this case
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Solve the mystery of why you all so gay
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>>13067891
hmm *cronchcronch* how about this one.. why are n*cers such violence and freeks?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13067915
all sugoi you say?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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who ate the last cheese cake ?
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investigate my bepper lole
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13067954
momoko looks very guilty
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>>13067856
holy hecc, she's so cute!!!
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>>13067856
so cude beary
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>>13067868
lole! rekt!!!
*cronch cronch cronch cronch*
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>>13067856
why are there no dubs in this threade?
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>>13067856
investigate the case of the missing wombat
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>>13068618
the department of investigation has located the missing wombat on foreign shores. she is vacationing under an assumed identity in light of recent tabloid reports. she wishes to convey that she is in good spirits and prefers to remain incognito for the time being while her legal team considers its options.
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>>13068894
I'm so relieved she is ok.
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>>13067856
investigate the slowness of the bored and the stench of taiga's feet i.e. what aromas do you pick up on in particular?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13067954
uhh do you have any evidence?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13069081
can we say for sure thats a cheesecake
lets not jump to hasty accusations
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>>13069087
they clearly left a slice behind anyway
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>>13068503
a mystery solved?
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>>13069533
>>13069533
>>13069533
>>13069533
>>13069533
M Y S T E R Y
S O L V E D
>>13068503
>>13068503
>>13068503
>>13068503
Esforce does it yet again


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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beary is on a case
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>>13067856
In the imageboard system, ruderly based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Sh*t 4chan Says, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Ruder Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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i think mods and the multi part thread spamer are workin togheter, i have proof but im scared they will do something to my bearys

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13070604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXNVdiqMuU
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>>13070617
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>>13070617
>>13070617
this wouldn't make a lick a sense i am actively bumping youre hearts as well


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13070617
if beary attempts to investigate the mods they might cut the department's funding
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>>13067856
ask her to find the antipodes.
*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13070643
if you enter the portal it will disgorge you at the antipodes 7.3% of the time
that is the most reliable way to find the antipodes from [s4s]
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Why don't you have a job, Josh? :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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another mystery to solve
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>>13071161
lole!!!!
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>>13071460
cude
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This won't last long. My're investigations have found that most esfores crimes are committed by n*cers.... and jannies.
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>>13071889
our investigation has uncovered some worrying developments
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another day another mystery


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13071460
CUDE bury detective please help solve this case
>>13072370
Is this a ruder, or a nicer? I wonder if more evidence will help clear it up... How can we solve such a thing?
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>>13072984
our forensic examiners have determined that the red splatter is strawberry boba tea. this corroborates witness statements that beary had a wee trip
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>>13073389
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>>13072984
another mystery solved!!!I:^D


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13073389
omg
so cude
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Me thinkie the occurrences would be linked to rude people
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>>13073389
what the h*ck?! n*cers will even use strawberry tea as a murder weapon?! they're violence knows no bounds!
*sip*
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>>13073851
the truth is out there and it aint always nice
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the department has released footage of a person of interest
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>>13074564
bookmarked screen shotted uploaded to cloud emailed and printed out in hard copy.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Great. This stupid meaningless thread is going to be featured in the next esforesiquire this coming weekend.
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>>13069533
checking mystery solving dubs on page ten!
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>>13074598
no ruding on a beary thread pls
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>>13074564
obvious AI made by a n*cer to frame ebil
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>>13074598
as apposed to all the smart and densely meaningful threads posted here
>>13075113
you are still sipping the media cool-aid thinking an ebil with a bag of money must have stole it and be up to no good

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13075127
you misread what I wrote. try again before I have to call you stoopid.
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>>13075066
dubs checking dubs!
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>>13075271
stoopid
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investlegate if gado is actually dead >>13075380
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>>13075648
i heard they had to put him in the drunk tank for a few hours because he was doing weird stuff at a park
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13076039
no, you!



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