[s4s] has opened a department of investigation to look into any mysterious occurrences. beary nice detective will be pleased to field your inquiries.
>>13067856how come OP is so frequently a figgotYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
this thread was posted this morning and was 404 but still shows up on the catalogIt's still taking up one of my thread slots!!!how do I get it off the board??
>>13067868beary's preliminary investigations do not corroborate this observationYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13067891Syllables n plenty of emYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13067884an investigator has been assigned to this case
Solve the mystery of why you all so gay
>>13067891hmm *cronchcronch* how about this one.. why are n*cers such violence and freeks?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13067915all sugoi you say?Your fortune: Outlook good
who ate the last cheese cake ?
investigate my bepper lole
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13067954momoko looks very guilty
>>13067856holy hecc, she's so cute!!!
>>13067856so cude beary
>>13067868lole! rekt!!!*cronch cronch cronch cronch*
>>13067856why are there no dubs in this threade?
>>13067856investigate the case of the missing wombat
>>13068618the department of investigation has located the missing wombat on foreign shores. she is vacationing under an assumed identity in light of recent tabloid reports. she wishes to convey that she is in good spirits and prefers to remain incognito for the time being while her legal team considers its options.
>>13068894I'm so relieved she is ok.
>>13067856investigate the slowness of the bored and the stench of taiga's feet i.e. what aromas do you pick up on in particular?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13067954uhh do you have any evidence?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13069081can we say for sure thats a cheesecakelets not jump to hasty accusations
>>13069087they clearly left a slice behind anyway
>>13068503a mystery solved?
>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533>>13069533M Y S T E R YS O L V E D>>13068503>>13068503>>13068503>>13068503Esforce does it yet againYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
beary is on a case
>>13067856In the imageboard system, ruderly based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Sh*t 4chan Says, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Ruder Victims Unit. These are their stories.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
i think mods and the multi part thread spamer are workin togheter, i have proof but im scared they will do something to my bearysYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13070604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXNVdiqMuU
>>13070617>>13070617>>13070617>>13070617this wouldn't make a lick a sense i am actively bumping youre hearts as wellYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13070617if beary attempts to investigate the mods they might cut the department's funding
>>13067856ask her to find the antipodes.*sip*Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13070643if you enter the portal it will disgorge you at the antipodes 7.3% of the timethat is the most reliable way to find the antipodes from [s4s]
Why don't you have a job, Josh? :^)Your fortune: Better not tell you now
another mystery to solve
>>13071161lole!!!!
>>13071460cude
This won't last long. My're investigations have found that most esfores crimes are committed by n*cers.... and jannies.
>>13071889our investigation has uncovered some worrying developments
>>13071460CUDE bury detective please help solve this case>>13072370Is this a ruder, or a nicer? I wonder if more evidence will help clear it up... How can we solve such a thing?
>>13072984our forensic examiners have determined that the red splatter is strawberry boba tea. this corroborates witness statements that beary had a wee trip
>>13073389>>13073389>>13072984>>13072984>>13072984another mystery solved!!!I:^DYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13073389omgso cude
Me thinkie the occurrences would be linked to rude people
>>13073389what the h*ck?! n*cers will even use strawberry tea as a murder weapon?! they're violence knows no bounds!*sip*
>>13073851the truth is out there and it aint always nice
the department has released footage of a person of interest
Great. This stupid meaningless thread is going to be featured in the next esforesiquire this coming weekend.
>>13069533checking mystery solving dubs on page ten!
>>13074598no ruding on a beary thread pls
>>13074564obvious AI made by a n*cer to frame ebil
>>13074598as apposed to all the smart and densely meaningful threads posted here>>13075113you are still sipping the media cool-aid thinking an ebil with a bag of money must have stole it and be up to no goodYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13075127you misread what I wrote. try again before I have to call you stoopid.
>>13075066dubs checking dubs!
>>13075271stoopid
investlegate if gado is actually dead >>13075380
>>13075648i heard they had to put him in the drunk tank for a few hours because he was doing weird stuff at a park
>>13075603
>>13075648 t>>13075648 h>>13075648 i>>13075648 s>>13075648Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13076039no, you!
can you investigate granny smol's secret cookie recipe?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13076690the secret ingredient is cocaine
>>13076752no salt no sugars!Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13076690no point knowing *nomnom* no one could make them like herYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13076758nice!!!!
>>13076752the secret ingredient is cookiene though
>>13075648bump
beary detective do u need any help or any leads ? i would start with adding avogados brother on steam perhaps check archive check filenames an where they originally derived from , the images of the blood on his shirt is said by chatgpt expert mode with subscription that the blood looks real an there is no reliable trace that ai was used in the screenshots of the blood on his shirt in the deleted post from the archive of gados last thread on [s4s] , however there are a few strange things going on that need to be investigatedYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13076758little chubby ebil is right. the secret ingredient is granny smol's love.
>>13077412it needs help with bumping the thread
>>13077412of course a beary sherlock needs her watson
>>13078274>>13078274>>13078274>>13078274>>13078274Your fortune: Bad Luck
BURY DETECTIVE INVESTIGATE THIS >>13077771
>>13070571>>13071460>>13073389i love her so much i can't express it with words
>>13078369>69niceYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13078274omg this is adorable I love it
methinks bury detective will be on paprè!!Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13078355dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13079177dubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
investigate why these type of posts are rampant>>13077728>>13076864>>13077881>>13077884>>13079524
>>13078931are u shipping them
>>13079177such importmat investigatory findings and no press?? los Rudesteins must be covering up the story >:(Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13080173the papre doesn't come out until tomorrow, stoopid. ploop is a bretty gud editor. Hopefully we'll get some honest, unbiased journalelism on this. Zero evidence of red beary wrongdoing. ZERO.*solders*
>>13077961how many bumps?
>>13067856Can you investigate these?
>>13080726Investigate what?Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13081065Loop upYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13081079At what?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13075648alive
>>13081592dead
>>13081452Please respond.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13082039dead?
>>13080184>ploop is a bretty gud editor.I was wrong. Ploop's a faggit.
>>13082886>>13082886>>13082886ploop is nice!!!1! Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13083296>ploop is nice!!!yeah, willing to bend the truth (lie) to further the pink agenda. "n*ce"*cronch cronch cronch*
>>13081065deez nuts
>>13083369the papre is funded by sp*keman to have a n*ce agendamaybe this should be investigated....
>>13073851no i'm sure a beary just had a wee trip even though they drew a line around them and took the body somewhere, never to be seen from again
>>13083548always follow the money
>>13083526got eem!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13067856investigate the case of the phantom threads>>13083940
>>13076752just like coke
>>13085184the department forwarded ur inquiry to beary r00t who informed us that if u include the phrase "check em" in ur op the thread autosages
>>13074598>>13082486
>>13083369sad
I have a mystery for the bearies. Does avagado draw the drawn_by_avagado images he constantly avatarfigs with or is it stolen valor from an actual artist?
>>13085891the artist is avogado6 https://www.avogado6.com/
>>13085891avogadoposter is the other personality of avogado6 theyre the same but he thinks theyre different peoplel
>>13085891https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12874836/#12874896
>>13085894big if true
>>13086588big if dubs
>>13085892cool art
>>13067884this still happens
>>13086236unrelated but its on that archived threadfritz-kola tastes like ball sweat put thru a sodastream that was sitting next to an open bottle of cola
>>13085891i mean to be fair his name is avogadoposter not avogadodrawer
>>13087719makes sense
>>13074564lole
>>13087697that sucks
>>13087719it's stolen valor and avagadoposter should kys himself for making it his personality
>>13088649Do you think Jashin-chan Poster-san is the creator of Jashin-chan Dropkick?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13088649he's just a big avogado fan
>>13067856the mystery I want to see solve is the strange name fig disappearances after some brief interaction with someone in particular ...are we lawless yet
>>13088845he isn't?
>>13085894
>>13089482the discord namefig circlejerk clique is just angry someone in particular wont be friends with them
>>13089304what le hecc?!! don't let a lave spike get that close to water!
>>13089981but we need the cobblestone generator
>>13089989where would the world be without puters
>>13067856Smoking is bad sweetheart
>>13090016you don't exist outside of this board retard
>>13090020avogado6 could be replying to you and you still wouldnt know ithe could be behind you right now...
>>13090023yer a bum who schizoposts for hours a day
so christan is latin Europe but it's a closed world ...like it was dreamed apart from ki...and you know death did bring profit but it perverted the system and now it's over ...copy over folks ...check your sauces
https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG>>13090016>>13090016>>13090016https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mGYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13089812lole
>>13090022dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13090014it's flube so it's ok
https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mGhttps://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mGYour fortune: Good Luck
https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mGhttps://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mGYour fortune: Outlook good
>>13092055dubs
>>13092105>>13092105>>>/t/hankyouforcheckingmyredubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13092388dubbinklesYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Investigate why niggers are gay.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
investigate why we let ruders go unpunished Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Beary Nice Detective can you investigate why the Burger King app no longer has the Free Any Size French Fries deal and replaced it with a $2 Large Fries deal instead?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13092961>>13093398Two of the same fortunes.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13093398it's just nice
>>13094233>>13094233Your fortune: Average Luck
Genuine question how has Kyrie not been banned yet?>>13094625
>>13094992nobody knows
>>13095319the sheer mystery is maddening
>>13095523Your fortune: Godly Luck
RELEASE THE ELEISON FILEDS!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13095881he raped my only few minutes old thread !Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Can I just interrupt you for a second? Are you still talking about Kyrie Eleison? This guy's been talked about for weeks. Are people still talking about this guy? This spammer? That is unbelievable. I can't believe you're asking a question on Eleison at a time like this, when we're having some of the greatest OC, and also porn spam with what on the catalog. It just seems like a desecration.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13096076what is blud waffling aboutYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13095899dubs
>>13096082>>13096082>>13096082>>13096082this looks like a job for the Department of Investigation!!1!Your fortune: Average Luck
what did the mods mean by this?>>13096507
>>13096320well get on it
>>13095598who is he?
>>13090392looking for clues in the sand
I want to open an investigation... our news program has disappeared, it hasn't given any news yet.
>>13097694It seems like now adays it comes later friday like 5 or 6, give it timeYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13097694i stayed up into the early hours of saturday for the last oneYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>13097713>>13097700>>13097694>>13097684
beary beary on the walltell medo i live her or do i just want her to love me?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13097694there's news now>>13097936
>>13098577there's dubs nowYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13099111tripsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13098065the second oneYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13090049kommst du heute noch zurück?wenn ja: welche pizza willst du?(sry für den bescheuerten weg der nachricht)
>>13096076lole seven sixYour fortune: Good Luck
dear mr investigation teemdid the namefig known as wish stop posting, or did they change their namefig? sincerely, anonymous
>>13099556I saw a wish thread yesterday idk if it got deleted or bumped off fast though
>>13099556>>13099556>>13099556wish posted yesterday<3Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13099560he did?
>>13099754was that wish or a larper
>>13099754>>13099772almost certainly a larperwish usually doesn't curse, usually doesn't post 3dpd lewd, and usually keeps his thread bumped for a bitle investergatorn continue....
>>13099772>>13100014alsohttps://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12783836/different filenameslarper confirmrrd
I need to find out who that pillow belongs to!
>>13100020is it Mike Lindell?
>>13100000Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
https://youtu.be/Wdqj4hQ0UfU?is=kVw9ukg76EbtMOlO
>>13090050tut mir leid, wenn ich dich damit verrückt gemacht habe..
>>13099556looks like stop posting
>>13090392mystery beach
>>13095598https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/13013616/#13013620
>>13097684sandge
>>13103405who hasn't ...none lole
>>13103408I'd say plenty of s4ssers have never dunnit, lol.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13103405Anonymous
>>13103754>>13103408i knew it ..Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13104276it's always him
>>13071473Subtle and cool name, namefig!
>>13105110looks tribal
>>13103408>>13103754post dead
>>13101067fine quints
did we ever get to the bottom of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? I have my suspicions...
>>13067856please don't investigate mei don't know nobody or any famous peopleYour fortune: Outlook good
>>13107624That's a babushka.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13107659Very expensive douglas!Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13107624cute gorlYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13107692so you think that's cute, huh?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13107698NO SHE GOT HIT BY CAR!! DD:Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13107706It's okay, she's going to get revenge with a very sharp knife. >_<Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13107601a red beary was the main suspect
>>13107716dragon lady
>>13107624investigate him, gents
>>13095881must be some bad stuff there
>>13107685investigate why she had bees in her bunny holehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mko21pN6s
investigat ebil beary investigatore Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13105767six seven
>>13067856Rude Department of Investigation >>13109148
investigate the nuclear war
>>13110502this. it has blown everyone away
>>13109446investigate you
>>13110502it was the bomb
>>13109089flower
>>13111579lolYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13110975>>13109446she's dead now. killed by nicer bomb <\3Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13112815lelYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13113118>>13113445Two of the same fortunes.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13113118I have been remindedYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13113118so have iYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13113118RIP
>>13113118>>13114237>>13114816>>13114996did you ever think the bomb just turned her into a nice detective?Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13115095nice bombs do that
>>13115099dubsYour fortune: Outlook good
>>13115095definitely
>>13115099they did turn the board nice again
>>13117008hopefully we don't have to get bombed again to be nice
>>13067856dw sherlock beary im alive and well
Why do niggers tongue my anus?Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13117776So you will shut up about that airplane I stole from the property
beary pink i have an important mystery for you can you please find out my
>>13117871my what?
>>13118444your trips, I thinkYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13117776you eat too much candy
>>13117781But why steal the airplane in the first place?
this shit is getting too fakin complicated the suden inglux of new namefigs, chaotic, jeferstain, abyss watcher artorias fan club
pedo posters frog posters sharty is down, kekistany armyes, cat therian furries coalition
mods are gone, we need a sticky right fucking now
>>13119732a sticky would be nice
>>13119725you are them
>>13120034>13120034im all of them every post is a new character i cant help myself
>>13117011bomb dubs
>>13119699dubsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13120844dubs checking dubs!
>>13121554awwww that was almost a dubs checker getin trips im sorry for your off by one
255 replys... three weeks and this stoopid n*cer hasn't solved the case? do we have to wait until crimbus?! *sips eggnog*
>>13121579the next crimbus
give lelers guns