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UltraMarieChan Archived
 No.13134719
 No.13134719 Archived
You will start nofap, go outside and quit porn many others did.
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Anonymous
 No.13134724
 No.13134724
>>13134719
Young people problems.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13134733
 No.13134733
>>13134719
why would I want to do any of that?
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Anonymous
 No.13134734
 No.13134734
>>13134719
you think nofap changes anything? if youre ugly and have no social skills it wont change even if you abstain from touching your willy
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Anonymous
 No.13134739
 No.13134739
>>13134719
Please frame it as an order while acting like you love me and I will have no choice but to obey
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UltraMarieChan
 No.13135038
 No.13135038
>>13134733

https://youtu.be/JAQBcSbrjnA?is=RLPL7804Y0FkTrNB
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Anonymous
 No.13135049
 No.13135049
god isn't real dumbass lol
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UltraMarieChan
 No.13135234
 No.13135234
>>13135049
I never said anything about God
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Anonymous
 No.13135240
 No.13135240
both ultra-gooners and nofappers are spergs of the highest order
just fap moderately like a normal person lmao
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Anonymous
 No.13135265
 No.13135265
>>13134719
"help me i cannot stop myself from touching my own pebis"
natural selection
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Anonymous
 No.13135267
 No.13135267
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Anonymous
 No.13135646
 No.13135646
>>13134719
porn addiction isnt real lole evangelicals made it up to shame people lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13135648
 No.13135648
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>>13135038
https://youtu.be/x-oK7O8foXk
mogged in the marketplace of ideas. now start masturbating you weirdo

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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UltraMarieChan
 No.13135664
 No.13135664
>>13135648
No
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Anonymous
 No.13135666
 No.13135666
>>13134719
No, leave me alone or suck my cock
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Anonymous
 No.13135673
 No.13135673
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>>13135664
ahhh u mad cuz u posted a chud who cited no sources and i posted a smart guy who actually did research and interiewed experts LOLE LOLE LOLE
https://youtu.be/EbKrY-9O_v0

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13135674
 No.13135674
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Anonymous
 No.13135703
 No.13135703
>>13134719
Are you trying to hypnotize us with a picture of folded towels in a stack?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13135738
 No.13135738
>>13134719
i only fap to thoughts of cute girls i see irl idk if this is better or worse
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Anonymous
 No.13135740
 No.13135740
>>13134719
Dont tell me when to jack off nigger
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UltraMarieChan
 No.13135967
 No.13135967
>>13135648
No
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UltraMarieChan
 No.13135969
 No.13135969
>>13135673
If you want to remain lonely because your addiction grew to the point where you aren't attracted to real women anymore and have fried dopamine receptors then do so. Don't pretend you won't regret this in a few years
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13136058
 No.13136058
>>13135969
nice pseudoscience
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Anonymous
 No.13136072
 No.13136072
>>13136058
you tell 'em yuji
>>13136067
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Anonymous
 No.13136098
 No.13136098
I'm probably just the only one here this has happened to but ever since I've read OP's post I can't even think about fapping.
Is this a spell or something?
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Anonymous
 No.13136101
 No.13136101
>>13136098
i just fapped to her pictures
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Anonymous
 No.13136125
 No.13136125
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>>13136101
Oh. Ok then.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13136137
 No.13136137
I rather just stay inside with my wife and rape her
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Anonymous
 No.13136140
 No.13136140
>>13136125
Very important image!
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Anonymous
 No.13136144
 No.13136144
>>13135969
this doesnt happen, its not real lole

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13136160
 No.13136160
Jesus Christ is Lord.
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Anonymous
 No.13136166
 No.13136166
>>13136160
>>>/pol/ lole
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Anonymous
 No.13136169
 No.13136169
>>13136166
Kill yourself faggot.
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Anonymous
 No.13136170
 No.13136170
>>13136169
figgot lole
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Anonymous
 No.13136173
 No.13136173
>>13136169
imagine jesus saying this is le funne
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Anonymous
 No.13136481
 No.13136481
>>13136173
Remember that brief period of time in the 2000s when people provocatively said "Jesus is gay" and then the people who actually seriously speculated that Jesus was a gay groomer and had evidence to support their case showed up and suddenly people stopped saying "Jesus is gay"? That was a weird coincidence.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13136494
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>>13136481
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