>americans discover a new element>name it americium
>>16770285>日本人 discover a new element>name it 日本ium
>>16770285>francium>scandium>dubnium>livermorioumAlso, copper and Cyprus have the same etymology
>>16770285The Periodic Table of Human Ego(aka “Why the Aliens Don’t Call Back”)Instead of seeing cosmic names, aliens looking at our table see this mess:NATIONS:Americium “USAium” (We discovered it, so it’s ours forever)Europium “Eurocentrismium” (Europe = center of everything, obviously)Francium “We’re Frenchium”Germanium “Deutscherium”Polonium “My Homelandium” (Marie Curie planting a Polish flag on the atom)Ruthenium “Tsar-ium”Scandium “NordicPrideium”Nihonium “Japanium, but in Japanese”EGO GEOGRAPHY:Berkelium “CollegeTownium”Californium “Hollywoodium”Dubnium “ColdWarFlexium”Moscovium “Kremlin-ium”Tennessine “Hillbillyium” (element of barbecue, banjos, and Oak Ridge)Hafnium “Copenhagenium”Holmium “Stockholmium”Lutetium “Parisium” (fancy way to say “baguette-ium”)Darmstadtium “BureaucraticGermanTownium”Hassium “GermanStateium”ALIENS' OBSERVATIONS AND JUDGEMENT:Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium "a civilization dreaming big using planets, the cosmos, and myth for the names!”The rest “Lmao! they ran out of imagination and started naming atoms after whatever was outside their lab windows.”“They unlock nuclear fire, split the atom, probe the foundations of matter…and then name it after one of their dumbest places: Tennessee.These stupid apes are not ready.”
>>16770879livermore is in america, dumbass
>>16770924Surely you have some better names then? I like most of the transuranic names, so I have no doubt you'll blow my socks off.
>>16770924If I discover a new element I will name it 4chanium for the lulz.
Alabamium (Ab) is the rightful name of astatine. Allison was robbed due to academic snobbery
Naming rights can be so annoying.
How much should Coke pay for Cocacolium?
>>16770979No shit. Your point? There’s also dubnium.
>>16770924>honoring the people/place responsible for a discovery is bad
>>16770979Livermore is a dead, just like your god.Cancer, both times.
