This will happen at some point
>>16786966This will only happen to techies and normie cattle. It's physically impossible for that to happen to me.
>>16786969Sure, naive dogmatism it is
>>16786966>>16786969If your cyberpunk fantasy is sucking cock for money, you can do that now; you don't have to wait for a solar flare.
>>16786966>>16786969It's physically impossible for that to happen to anyone, solar ejections move slowly and we are watching them carefully. They can't do damage to modern electric networks
>>16786966I look like that and it happened to me
>>16786972Bill giving Hank a blowie
>>16786981>Bill / HankGates / Paulson?
>>16786975>They can't do damage to modern electric networksBut I can.
>>16786966Conclusion: Solar flares turn hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men into homos that will barter* for gay sex (*in full compliance with the NAP)
>>16787007>hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon menBut the "happy" part of the comic literally shows a bunch of leftists in corporate offices with slides and ball pit safe spaces.
>>16787007>tradcon
>>16787029It's a chatbot with poor multimodal performance.
>>16787012>>16787029I have tried to illustrate my point with helpful labels so it can also be appreciated by intellectually challenged hardworking tradcon 4chan posters
>>16787033It's fascinating that self-proclaimed progressive boomers attack their own lava lamp slide culture as being tradcon lol.
>>16787038>tradcon blue-collar man fantasizes about a software engineer sucking his dick in an alleyNo, you're gay and retarded.
>>16787038But that's just your gay fantasy about getting dominated by a right-winger speaking. The only people with blue pants are in the top panel and on the bottom right. Clearly, that's just a leftist trying to sustain himself on another leftist's cum as is their traditional practice.
>>16786966Internet would be running again in key parts of the Earth within 6 months
>>16787038>le rite wing (actually poorly disguised jewish zionism) power fantasy is actually a gay fantasychecks out
>>16787086Name an aspect of your ideology that wasn't explicitly invented by jews.
>>16787086#RÖÖÖKT
>>16787110NTA but most of what passes as right wing today used to be left wing, and most of what passes as left wing today used to be right wing. Also it's against IHRA standards to equate jews with zionism.
>>16786966First to get the power back on gains a massive economic advantage meaning insane stacks of cash will be thrown at getting shit back up fast.The bottleneck is high voltage transformers but that can be overcome with war economy measures of putting one guy that knows how to make them in charge of 20 men off the street.t. electrician that has done a little linesman work.
>>16787041>>16787045The cartoon maker is obviously showing a future where only hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men have resources since only hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men do "real work".It follows from those premises and the cartoon that hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men also like to get their dick sucked by other men, and are willing to barter for it. I'm just the messenger though, I didnt write this comic.
>>16787118Not what I asked. I didn't use the words "left" or "right" in that post at all. I don't think my question is going to receive any legitimate answer. :^)
>>16787127No, it follows that gay men like to get their dick sucked by straight men.Elevating a dysfunctional group (tradcon, like to get my cock sucked by men) over a functional group (gay, like to get my cock sucked by men) is deranged.
>>16787128Restate your question to me and I'll answer it.
>>16787127Nowhere is it implied that those blue-pants-wearing leftist homos are sucking each other's cocks for resources, unless you mean the only resource that truly matters to a leftist: cum.
>>16787131Ok. Name an aspect of his ideology that wasn't explicitly invented by jews.
>>16787134What's his ideology? It's retarded to answer an imaginary question.
>>16787141If you don't know, why did you respond to a post addressed to another poser about his ideology?
>>16787145To point out that you and/or the other anon are either idiots or nonidiots pushing a counterideology with no ideology behind it.
>>16787148You didn't "point" anything out. You just dumped your load incoherently in response to a legitimate question you have no answer to.
>>16787152I said>What's his ideology? It's retarded to answer an imaginary question.So restate your question without implication and I'll answer it.
>>16787156I can only conclude at this point that you have a severe mental illness.
>>16787045>Clearly, that's just a leftist trying to sustain himself on another leftist's cum as is their traditional practice.Erm chud I just reported you to my husband who is going to call the ADL once he has finished douching
>>16787159Or you could simply restate your question without implication and have it answered. Lol
>>16787165>you need to change your question and ask a different one>why?>so that i could tell you all about my kiked political beliefs
>>16787166Just ask a nonkiked question. Is that so hard for you?
>>16787170I don't want to know anything about you or your politics. Sorry. Fuck off back to your home board now.
>>16787176>I don't want to know anythingThen shut up and don't ask questions.>about you or your politicsgoogle "projection"
@16787180you're seething and deranged lol
>>16787182@ 16787182Lol
@16787186>seething retard fucks up the non-reply attempt and gives me a free (You)
>>16787188>@16787180>@16787186Lol
>>16787129My only point is that how could he afford to get his dick sucked in trad-utopia, unless he was capable of an honest days dirtbiking or pigfucking or however money is made>>16787133Yes it is implied. One useless programmer is fighting kids for apple scraps and the other useless programmer is sucking a red-hot republican mans cock, presumably in exchange for a chicken or something. I'm a certified cartoonist-mindreader so you can take my word for it.
>>16787274>It follows from those premises and the cartoon that hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men also like to get their dick sucked by other men, and are willing to barter for it. I'm just the messenger though, I didnt write this comic.The only thing that follows is that gay men fetishize the unzipment of their pants in the face of straight men.
>>16786966>draws the jealous artist on his digital pad
>>16787279You can deny the truth of this cartoon all you want, but after the time of solar flares you'll be rewarded for your shitposting and pigfucking with an endless supply of chicken, redeemable for one libtard blowjob each
>>16787286Can I get that in writing, like a Soc Sec benefit?
>>16786966>and somehow dynamos and alternators will cease to operate ever again
>>16786966>>16786969This comic looks like a power fantasy of somebody who hates techies.
>>16787119I feel like this is correct.Of course if the economy is weak a natural disaster will have compounding affects.
>solar flare>not ASAT warfareTed is rolling in his grave
>>16786966Hopefully. Society needs a reset.
>>16787002no, you can't
>>16787007Why is the scientific reason that the sun and its solar gay rays are such complete faggots?
>>16787012How is "leftist" in anyway illustrated in OP's comic?
>>16787133Then why are they in rags running after a horse drawn carriage and getting tossed an apple?
>>16787086checks out indeed
>>16786966The slaves have always coped with being worse off than the masters with fantasies of eventual role reversal, that wouldn't require any actual effort on their part, of course. Nothing new under the sun.
>>16786981Kek
>>16786981*annoyed sigh* Damnit Bill, my narrow urethra can't handle your gad dang suckjobs.
Not really, that's popscience MW2 black science man stuff.Geomagnetic events like that can only affect long conductors in long power transmission lines and the only equipment that is conceivably at risk is substation transformers and other immediately adjacent equipment but even then mostly the immediately connected transformers and the circuit breakers associated. Same deal with even nuclear EMPs.A more realistic scenario is aliens forcibly coming to individually confiscate everyone's phones and inserting an anal blacked probe in every human on earth
>>16786966>A new study published Sept. 8th in the Astrophysical Journal Letters concludes that solar activity has reversed a decades-long weakening trend. Future solar cycles should be even more intense than the one we're in now (Solar Cycle 25). The findings confirm our own report in May predicting long-term increases in solar activity due to the Centennial Gleissberg Cycle. Stay tuned for more sunspots and fewer Starlinks.Are we cooked bros?
Nooooooo- anyway.
>>16786966In reality both groups would be sucking off some dude named "Bill the Skullcrusher" or similarly.
>>16786966god i wish that were me
>>16789194the grid is already underinvested in, i can see how it could knock out power for a while and then someone would presumably monkeyfuck the response so it would be out way longer than it should be while the economy implodes because the entire continent is out of power
>dude if computer broke we would go back in time lmaoIf people in the middle ages had a world full of broken future tech and LIVING people from that stage of civilization and their entire literature in huge quantities available they would not be medieval for long There would be rampant poverty and major setbacks but it would still be a modern world and eventually everything would get back in order, the economic scars would be felt for decades and decades though probably centuries
>>16790640>>16789194By the time the flare is strong enough to actually fry a major part of electronics you'd have other more pressing issues to deal with, like the atmosphere being blown away or the sun increasing its output enough to fry the non-electronics as well
>>16790848>If people in the middle ages had a world full of broken future tech and LIVING people from that stage of civilization and their entire literature in huge quantities available they would not be medieval for longVery deep thinking! But what if in addition to all that extra knowledge, they also had the knowledge and experience of what technological society degenerates into and how it ends? :^)
>>16786966This is an extreme exaggeration of the consequences of a CME event.
>>16790859wouldn't it cause a surge in long electric wires and then half the world's grid infrastructure would trip at once, the northeast lost power for like 3 days once because of a miscalibration never underestimate how big those in charge can let a minor problem get
>>16790995Carrington event is massively overhyped. When it happened the closest thing to modern power grid was the battery powered telegraph with no safeties whatsoever by modern standards. Even then it only caused mild disruption with little actual damage. Modern power grids carry gigawatts of power during normal operation and have multiple levels of protection. For them to even notice anything the event has to be many orders of magnitude more energetic, and like I said, if that happens the lack of power won't be anywhere near your biggest concern.
>>16786966first of all if something like that happen billions will die in weeks (duo to famine, wars, riots, collapse of healthcare etc ), second of all even the Blue-Collar workers will be affected, i wonder how a mechanic will fix a modern car without a computer ? he could fix a car from 1990, but the spare parts are hard to find and will be almost impossibile to be made People don't know or don't get it, 90% or more of the things you use are made from parts all over the WorldA massive solar flar will send us into 1960's or even earlier, you can say goodbye to modern tech
>>16787621Since everything is crammed with integrated circuits and microcontrollers, it will take an amount of time going back to the present.
>>16786966okay but what does electronics have to do with the combustion engine? the world before 1970 barely relied on electronics at all
>>16786966Amen
>>16791910But it's not 1970 and most of the stuff that's critical for the proper functioning of the industry and society and everything else at least in some way relies on computers and electronics, and the stuff that isn't is for the large part long scrapped. Like, imagine all the fancy cnc machining centers are bricked, what are you going to replace them with? You can't say "just machine it manually lol" because there's simply not enough manual machines or skilled people to operate them, and you can't build new ones because there's no existing industry to do it that isn't crippled by lack of electronics as well, and the parts they need to make were designed with cnc capabilities in mind in the first place and might be really awkward to make manually.Of course people will pick it back up eventually, but it will require lots of resources and concerted efforts, and if electronics is gone overnight it won't be 1970, it will be stone age, even if for a brief period, but with a population and infrastructure that can't be sustained with stone age methods. This will lead to a massive famine and war before anything else could happen. Nobody would have time to spare a thought about industrial manufacturing between having nothing to eat and fighting off armed gangs who's after whatever little scraps you've left.In any case, this is of course a purely hypothetical scenario because a flare powerful enough to actually destroy electronics worldwide is also likely to just directly damage the planet's environment and make it inhospitable to life anyways.
>>16786966>somehow electricity returned
Great. Apocalypse time. I long to wear black leather.
>>16786966Never!
Tradies are worthless without their power tools.
>>16786966No it won’t. But also maybe.
>>16786966yeah probably
>>16786966In this fantasy, what explanation is there for not returning to the use of technology, and instead dumping all of it uselessly in piles?
>>16799064>I'm pretty sure I could rebuild all of civilization from the ground up in a few years.
>>16799069Unironically people would be using computers again within a week or two.
>>16786966Big sad if true
>>16786966And if we suddenly have an explosion of plastic-eating microbes that like eating yellow hard hats those tradesmen are gonna be in trouble.>>16786975We'll see them coming but that has nothing to do with the fact that almost nothing is hardened against it. It's not a catastrophe though....Unless it triggers a general systems collapse by fucking up agricultural logistics or something, in which case the overpaid tech bros will probably outlive everyone else.>>16791730It's a CME, not an EMP weapon. Anything with a surge protector is fine. Probably.
>>16786966Nooo
>>16786966Probably yeah
>>16786966Bro, it's not like engineers will forget how to build shit and the world is a sphere so a single solar flare can't hit the whole thing at once. At worst we'll get a localized power surge and within a couple years everything will be restored. With system redundancy around the globe it'll be much like any natural disaster such as a fire, flood or earthquake. Destructive but not world ending. You people are dumb.
>>16804653The Competency Crisis is in full effect anon
Okay but when
>>16786966>the minimum wage physical workers will be at the top of society one day you will see!It's amazing how right Nietzsche was when he came up with the concept of slave morality.
>>168064472 maor wix
How will this affect immigration
>>16807628Have you tried having work done on your home lately? Tradies aren't making minimum wage. Maybe the illegals getting paid under the table but everyone else is far from minimum wage.
>>16807628The midwit artist with the gay revenge fantasy who drew the comic seems to believe that the supply chains (1) will keep him in dimensional lumber and composite hard hats (2) will work just fine without information technology (3) won't even need to employ all the former techies to make up for the lost productivityAnd somehow he included hairdressers in the list of occupations that will survive the apocalypse, lmao>>16786969Every person I've ever seen fellate Ted Kaczynski and profess that their own life would be unchanged by the hypothetical butlerian jihad has been a NEET, a college student, or otherwise sombedy who doesn't work for a living and gets an allowance from their parentsSo tell us, what do you do thta's gonna ensure you're still here to sit on 4chan scratching your balls after everyone at your ISP gets bumped off?
>>16807886It will make it 1,000x worse since white people (+Jews) are too nice or suicidally empathetic for their own good.
>>16787182>>16787188>Indian reply syntax
>>16786984Its from king of the hill, dumb zoomer.
