This will happen at some point
>>16786966This will only happen to techies and normie cattle. It's physically impossible for that to happen to me.
>>16786969Sure, naive dogmatism it is
>>16786966>>16786969If your cyberpunk fantasy is sucking cock for money, you can do that now; you don't have to wait for a solar flare.
>>16786966>>16786969It's physically impossible for that to happen to anyone, solar ejections move slowly and we are watching them carefully. They can't do damage to modern electric networks
>>16786966I look like that and it happened to me
>>16786972Bill giving Hank a blowie
>>16786981>Bill / HankGates / Paulson?
>>16786975>They can't do damage to modern electric networksBut I can.
>>16786966Conclusion: Solar flares turn hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men into homos that will barter* for gay sex (*in full compliance with the NAP)
>>16787007>hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon menBut the "happy" part of the comic literally shows a bunch of leftists in corporate offices with slides and ball pit safe spaces.
>>16787007>tradcon
>>16787029It's a chatbot with poor multimodal performance.
>>16787012>>16787029I have tried to illustrate my point with helpful labels so it can also be appreciated by intellectually challenged hardworking tradcon 4chan posters
>>16787033It's fascinating that self-proclaimed progressive boomers attack their own lava lamp slide culture as being tradcon lol.
>>16787038>tradcon blue-collar man fantasizes about a software engineer sucking his dick in an alleyNo, you're gay and retarded.
>>16787038But that's just your gay fantasy about getting dominated by a right-winger speaking. The only people with blue pants are in the top panel and on the bottom right. Clearly, that's just a leftist trying to sustain himself on another leftist's cum as is their traditional practice.
>>16786966Internet would be running again in key parts of the Earth within 6 months
>>16787038>le rite wing (actually poorly disguised jewish zionism) power fantasy is actually a gay fantasychecks out
>>16787086Name an aspect of your ideology that wasn't explicitly invented by jews.
>>16787086#RÖÖÖKT
>>16787110NTA but most of what passes as right wing today used to be left wing, and most of what passes as left wing today used to be right wing. Also it's against IHRA standards to equate jews with zionism.
>>16786966First to get the power back on gains a massive economic advantage meaning insane stacks of cash will be thrown at getting shit back up fast.The bottleneck is high voltage transformers but that can be overcome with war economy measures of putting one guy that knows how to make them in charge of 20 men off the street.t. electrician that has done a little linesman work.
>>16787041>>16787045The cartoon maker is obviously showing a future where only hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men have resources since only hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men do "real work".It follows from those premises and the cartoon that hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men also like to get their dick sucked by other men, and are willing to barter for it. I'm just the messenger though, I didnt write this comic.
>>16787118Not what I asked. I didn't use the words "left" or "right" in that post at all. I don't think my question is going to receive any legitimate answer. :^)
>>16787127No, it follows that gay men like to get their dick sucked by straight men.Elevating a dysfunctional group (tradcon, like to get my cock sucked by men) over a functional group (gay, like to get my cock sucked by men) is deranged.
>>16787128Restate your question to me and I'll answer it.
>>16787127Nowhere is it implied that those blue-pants-wearing leftist homos are sucking each other's cocks for resources, unless you mean the only resource that truly matters to a leftist: cum.
>>16787131Ok. Name an aspect of his ideology that wasn't explicitly invented by jews.
>>16787134What's his ideology? It's retarded to answer an imaginary question.
>>16787141If you don't know, why did you respond to a post addressed to another poser about his ideology?
>>16787145To point out that you and/or the other anon are either idiots or nonidiots pushing a counterideology with no ideology behind it.
>>16787148You didn't "point" anything out. You just dumped your load incoherently in response to a legitimate question you have no answer to.
>>16787152I said>What's his ideology? It's retarded to answer an imaginary question.So restate your question without implication and I'll answer it.
>>16787156I can only conclude at this point that you have a severe mental illness.
>>16787045>Clearly, that's just a leftist trying to sustain himself on another leftist's cum as is their traditional practice.Erm chud I just reported you to my husband who is going to call the ADL once he has finished douching
>>16787159Or you could simply restate your question without implication and have it answered. Lol
>>16787165>you need to change your question and ask a different one>why?>so that i could tell you all about my kiked political beliefs
>>16787166Just ask a nonkiked question. Is that so hard for you?
>>16787170I don't want to know anything about you or your politics. Sorry. Fuck off back to your home board now.
>>16787176>I don't want to know anythingThen shut up and don't ask questions.>about you or your politicsgoogle "projection"
@16787180you're seething and deranged lol
>>16787182@ 16787182Lol
@16787186>seething retard fucks up the non-reply attempt and gives me a free (You)
>>16787188>@16787180>@16787186Lol
>>16787129My only point is that how could he afford to get his dick sucked in trad-utopia, unless he was capable of an honest days dirtbiking or pigfucking or however money is made>>16787133Yes it is implied. One useless programmer is fighting kids for apple scraps and the other useless programmer is sucking a red-hot republican mans cock, presumably in exchange for a chicken or something. I'm a certified cartoonist-mindreader so you can take my word for it.
>>16787274>It follows from those premises and the cartoon that hardworking salt-of-the-earth tradcon men also like to get their dick sucked by other men, and are willing to barter for it. I'm just the messenger though, I didnt write this comic.The only thing that follows is that gay men fetishize the unzipment of their pants in the face of straight men.
>>16786966>draws the jealous artist on his digital pad
>>16787279You can deny the truth of this cartoon all you want, but after the time of solar flares you'll be rewarded for your shitposting and pigfucking with an endless supply of chicken, redeemable for one libtard blowjob each
>>16787286Can I get that in writing, like a Soc Sec benefit?
>>16786966>and somehow dynamos and alternators will cease to operate ever again
>>16786966>>16786969This comic looks like a power fantasy of somebody who hates techies.
>>16787119I feel like this is correct.Of course if the economy is weak a natural disaster will have compounding affects.
>solar flare>not ASAT warfareTed is rolling in his grave
>>16786966Hopefully. Society needs a reset.
>>16787002no, you can't
>>16787007Why is the scientific reason that the sun and its solar gay rays are such complete faggots?
>>16787012How is "leftist" in anyway illustrated in OP's comic?
>>16787133Then why are they in rags running after a horse drawn carriage and getting tossed an apple?
>>16787086checks out indeed
>>16786966The slaves have always coped with being worse off than the masters with fantasies of eventual role reversal, that wouldn't require any actual effort on their part, of course. Nothing new under the sun.
>>16786981Kek
>>16786981*annoyed sigh* Damnit Bill, my narrow urethra can't handle your gad dang suckjobs.
Not really, that's popscience MW2 black science man stuff.Geomagnetic events like that can only affect long conductors in long power transmission lines and the only equipment that is conceivably at risk is substation transformers and other immediately adjacent equipment but even then mostly the immediately connected transformers and the circuit breakers associated. Same deal with even nuclear EMPs.A more realistic scenario is aliens forcibly coming to individually confiscate everyone's phones and inserting an anal blacked probe in every human on earth
