We talk about water. What it is, its properties, its uses.Water, man, it just fucking blows my mind. That shit is real. I just poured a glass to drink. Crystal clear and cool. Looking at it I am like "Wow, this shit is two thirds hydrogen and one third oxygen!" Don't you think that's absolutely awesome? Like both those elements are naturally gases at room temperature, but combined they make a liquid, and here I am guzzling this stuff down because I am a thirsty blighter. Most of water is hydrogen.Two thirds to be exact. I think I mentioned that before. Like Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the Universe. The first real shit to come out once the big bang settled down. Fuck me, what stories those hydrogen atoms could tell. I wonder how many times they have been pissed out in some animal's urine. Then there is the oxygen component of water. Did I say its constitutes one third of water? I believe I did. Fucking oxygen man, we breathe that shit in and yet when its part of water we just drink it. Wild huh? You know sometimes I get so awe struck by this sort of shit I could fart my own fucking pants off, how about you? Holy fuck I think I will do that right now.Jesus what a stinker! I think I blew out a bit more than just some gas. Damn, I did. Time to wash my pants. IN WATER! How about that!? What a coincidence! Anyway, lets discuss water. Fuck yeah.
>>16789369Yea, water is cool.
Did you know that if you take a glass of sea water, label each water molecule, then mix it all up good with all the rest of the water in the world, then take another glass, about 80 water molecules from the first glass will be in the second glass?
>>16789369>I think I blew out a bit more than just some gas. Damn, I did. Time to wash my pants. IN WATER!Your mind is going to explode when you realize the shart goop in your pants is just water with suspended shit particles.
>>16789369Mars needs some. Used to have it. Lost it. Sad. Don't lose your water.
