Last night the big orange retarded boomer Burger president posted this /x/-tier schizo clankerslop claiming there is some kind of spooky alien hospital bed apparently resembling a cheap Chinese hyperbaric chamber that heals all sorts of diseases and improves peformance.I thought I knew about all the weird health conspiracy theories from horse dewormer paste to bleach analogs and multi-phase EMF generators, but this some next-level WTFLOLBBQSo is Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot just a full-schizo /x/ troll at this point, or is there some real /sci/ somewhere in the next-level bed research I just haven't read yet?
Enjoy the ride, the clowntrain will not stop.
>>16799919(Trump shitpost)>I did that(Anti Trump shitpost)>Last night the big orange retarded boomer Burger president posted this /x/-tier schizo clankerslop claiming there is some kind of spooky alien hospital bed apparently resembling a cheap Chinese hyperbaric chamber that heals all sorts of diseases and improves peformance. I thought I knew about all the weird health conspiracy theories from horse dewormer paste to bleach analogs and multi-phase EMF generators, but this some next-level WTFLOLBBQ So is Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot just a full-schizo /x/ troll at this point, or is there some real /sci/ somewhere in the next-level bed research I just haven't read yet?Fucking lol
>>16799919Wealthy leaders of nations, corporations, and religions worldwide have had access to medbeds for decades. They continue to die only because they know heaven is real and they keep themselves alive with ionic technology until they are certain of their place beside the Father.Trump was recently given access to the technology after it became obvious that his body was failing, and he immediately rushed to announce that ionic medbeds will be given to the broad public despite there being only 3 working ones in all of North America because he's a fucking retard.
>>16799928people die for getting inadequate treatment from his alt-health scams
>>16799942>keep themselves alive with ionic technologyNot sure if troll/schizo/bot post or maybe talkin bout shit like...>Hydrogen extends Caenorhabditis elegans longevity by reducing reactive oxygen species>https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0231972Do these "MedBeds" supposedly generate some kind of ionized hydrogen or heavier ion or is it all concrete canisters full of scamium like the boomer media says?
>>16799977It's just a buzzword used to scam old people afraid of dying. I doubt it has any meaning beyond invoking the image of an ion bracelet or some similar "energy fixing" nonsense.There was a company in Canada that charged $300 for "quantum med bed" treatment a while ago.
>>16799919Elysium was only 6/10.
>>16799993Although "terrahertz technology" is a good scammy buzzword, it also happens to be a real way of generating ions that I use in photodynamic anti-aging therapy, kek.So has anyone done a teardown on one of these devices and found anything non-inert?
>>16799919Call me when they invented the sexbed
Medbeds are real. Capybaras aren't. Capybaras are just rats that were used in medbed experiments. They're over 50 years old and kept growing
>>16800690>Medbeds are real.What kind of sp0o0o0opy alien Jewish chinkjeet technologies are inside this shit then, bro?Last hospital I was at, which was fairly bougie and fortunately only for a night a few years back, just had some alternating pressure pneumatic mattress about as comfortable as six yoga mats on a memory foam mattress like I keep in my bedroom, kek.
>>16799955Didn't more people die of Covid under Biden? And that was AFTER Trump had provided the vaccine. Why are democrats such total failures?I heard in the last election they lost every swing state, the House, the Senate, the Oval office...everything. Must be embarrassing.Plus biden was a pedophile who was seen by everyone groping and sniffing every kid that got within arm's reach of him. This was before he started shaking hands with thin air, of course, but well after his own daughter said Joe had molested her.
>>16800834They donno bout the N/P-100 tier respirators and BromAC; N95s and vaxes turned into a leftie meme while THE HYDROXY was the rightie meem when they were all shit-tier, shrimple as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dikKPt3ypqUThis is just a bed with fancy cameras that help with surgery, but the comments are full of people so desperate for a magic healing ray that they get taken advantage of. It's honestly really sad.>I suffer from a degenerative disease ,spinal stenosis with osteoarthritis it vary painful. It seems to have spread through my whole body I’m turning 66 next month as this disease progresses every year the pain worsens and I can barely walk or stand many times I’ve almost fallen please get the med beds up and running because there are many of us seniors who suffer with pain.
>>16800889> degenerative disease ,spinal stenosis with osteoarthritis>urning 66 next month as this disease progresses every year the pain worsens and I can barely walk or standI hope some boomers start eating 20-deoxyingenol and muscone to see how well they work before I eat old enough to worry about that shit, I'm just keeping up my boron skills and cyclic a little turmeric in the anti-arthritis department rn, kek.
>>16800825Orgone concentrators. Young men dispose of plentiful amounts of orgone and this could be harnessed and injected into the infirm curing all the diseases
>>16800910>Orgone Go back to your schizo wizard cave in Mt. Shasta and find some better medicinal mushrooms for Luigi syndrome than >>16800909.
>>16800913You deny orgone because you are wasting yours. Dissipating it to imagery of fake animated women.