Realistically speaking, how do I get a job at Area 51?
>>16805807do the needful.
>>16805807military or some shit
show up to the janet flight and act nervous and shy and say it's your first day and smile a lot.
>>16805807walk in and give the manager a firm handshake while looking him in the eye
>>16805807>get a job at Area 51?they expose the wokers to the worst toxic chemicals and deny them medical care, in fact deny they even worked there and deny the place exists. Go ahead, go get your exposure.
>>16805807>realisticallyyou apply for a cleaning job
>>16805807Here's a real answer because all the un-fucking-funny reddit trannies below won't give you one. First off, be an American citizen. Get a TS clearance of some kind. Easiest way is to join the military. Do your time. Pretty much every branch is hurting right now so it'll be easy. I suggest Air Force, Space Force or Navy. Army and Marines you'll just fucking hate your life. Work for whatever contractor is out there that runs it. I think right now it's Amentum or JT4. Another Look for jobs concerning the NTTR (Nevada Test Training Range) in and around Vegas.Do you have a degree or some specialty?>>16805809Unfunny reddit tranny>>16805872Unfunny reddit tranny>>16805904Unfunny reddit tranny>>16806176This but unironically.
>>16805807What's the point? Aliens dont actually exist, so you're just gonna do backbreaking military labor and ultimately find fuckall
>>16805904>in the eyeThe left or right one?
>>16805807>an extra hour on both ends of your commute because you have to take that stupid plane and can't just drive to work (because apparently that's somehow... less conspicuous... to do the plane thing?)Nah man, fuck that
>>16806223Dear Mr / Ms [Applicant's name],Thank you for submitting your application and resume for our [title of the position they applied for] position. We deeply appreciate you taking the time to reach out to us. However, after reviewing your application, we have decided not to move forward with your application.As you probably know, we received a tremendous amount of interest in this position, so this was an extremely difficult decision for our hiring team. Unfortunately, we concluded that your impressive array of skills and achievements were not what we were looking for at this time.We wish you the best of success in your future career endeavors.Sincerely,[Your name and company name]
>>16805807Either be ex-military with an advanced degree who can maintain clearance; or be active military. There are probably some civilian janitorial jobs but maybe not.
They moved the UFOs to Greenland after Bob Lazar came out. Thats why Trump wanted to take over Greenland.
>>16805807We're not hiring right now.
