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List your
>theorem you want to fuck
>theorem you'd marry and breed
>theorem you want to kill
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I'll start.

>hairy ball theorem
I love hairy balls.

>Dominated convergence theorem
Ideal marriage material because she's uncomplicated, friendly and always there for you. Might cheat on her with her sister sometime.

>Fermat's Last Theorem
Bad personality, needlessly difficult, and not even that hot.
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>>16805916
>tranny dicklet bulge
Fucking gross. You can't fuck or breed the human depicted, so why would you want to marry it? That leaves kill, which I also don't agree with. You've offered literally zero viable choices.
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>>16805941
your mind is poisoned. there is no bulge.
You should take your meds now.
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>>16805952
That's not a clit. Fuck you.
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>>16805959
That's how cloth works when people sit like that you fool.
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>>16805961
That's literally not how cloth works when people without a dicklet sit.
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>>16805963
I just masturbated to that character and I'm not gay, therefore it can't be a penis.
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>>16805988
I have bad or good news for you.
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>>16805988
The good news is that you're gay.
The bad news is that you're on 4chan.
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>>16806007
...is there something wrong with being on 4chan? I come here all the time, I like it
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>>16806011
There's nothing wrong with 4chan. People with phds actually come to /sci/ so they can have a low stress atmosphere for discussion. It's like being an undergrad again because no one knows that you're supposed to be a phd bigshot know-it-all.
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>>16806016
Get your head out of your farts, there's no way that someone who went through a PhD is wasting their time here on 4chan. When they're not jetsetting between conferences, they'll at least be on a site like reddit or X where they can build a following and a reputation.
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>>16806021
You talk about PhDs as if they're important active people, instead of just being a bunch of neets with no life.
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>>16806023
They can't literally be NEETs, numbnuts. NEET stands for "No Education, Employment, or Training". They clearly have education, at least. Please lurk more before using lingo that is beyond your comprehension.
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>>16806024
NTA but the N in NEET stands for "Not in," not "No."
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>>16806016
There are very few such people (like me) but most people here are outright retards. It's not a place you should be proud of.
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>>16806029
Your dissertation on the metaphorical colonization of noh by westernized tranime doesn't count as science.
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>>16806031
You are one of the retards I'm talking about btw.
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>>16806033
>I talk about retards
>That makes me smart
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>>16806029
if you're a phd you should tell me the theorems you want to fuck, marry or kill.
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