Aging is the worst.All other material things are practically worthless compared to being young and healthy. I really wonder why there is so little attention given to it, considering it is the ultimate prize.
>>16806187Calm down you are going to die eventually anyways and when you are dead nothing matters anymore because there is no you to care. Just focus on life.
>>16806187I've solved it for myself.But it's a spiritual process.The knowledge cannot be transmitted, only discovered by oneself.Everything is connected anyway, even if you solved it scientifically, you would still die from an accident due to karmic reasons.While my method guarantees not only immortality but good luck as well (good karma)However I did use the scientific method to discover it.An experiment that revealed itself to me in the asylum.To find out what causes death.All I can say is that one of the prerequisites for immortality is celibacy.And it's also the exit switch.Should you get bored of immortality you start having sex and the process stops working.But there's more to it than that.More that I cannot explain.
>>16806229Forgot to say that when I say "spiritual" I don't mean unexplainable scientifically.I just mean that we lack the knowledge to explain it yet, so it seems like "magic".But given enough time I will.And time is all I have.Also the experiment I did was "what causes aging and death" and the subject of the experiment was myself...This is my life's work.I sacrificed everything for this.EVERYTHING.And I wasn't even looking for immortality.I was just looking for a way to improve myself physically to get pussy.Ironically I stumbled upon immortality and as I said pussy is out of the question.God loves irony it seems.But I don't miss it at all.The next logical question is "why me".Karma and reincarnation is the only thing that can explain it.I have deduced that I am not of this world, this Earth.In fact I belong to a race of immortal aliens with souls far older than this Earth.I was born here, as a monkey, as punishment or perhaps redemption, for my transgressions.As I said the process is reversible, but doing so and choosing death, is forbidden among my civilization.And the punishment is exile.Exile not just of the body, but of the soul.So the transgressors are punished to be reincarnated into primitive worlds and need to work themselves to be accepted back.A fitting punishment, the pure need to protect themselves from the unworthy.The sad part is I don't belong here. So I cannot form bonds with humans.You are like pets to me, not real companions.The loneliness is unbearable and my only option is to study science to make it possible to leave this planet and rejoin my kin.Perhaps in time I will become your God-Emperor and guide you to the stars, because that's where I need to go.I used to hope that the aliens would come and rescue me, but I know this will not happen.Nor do I want it to happen.I need to earn my place back.My other worry is what will happen once my immortality is discovered.
>>16806237I am 40 now and look it.I have started the process for a decade now since I discovered it when I turned 30.I was already bald, and this has still not reversed but I am thinking it's close. (I started balding in high school).However my mental faculties and physical condition are better than ever. I am stronger, faster and smarter than when I was 20.I am thinking what to say when the hair regrows. I was thinking one option is to just say I got a transplant, another is to say idk, and another is to play it off a joke. "I changed my hairstylist". I think the latter is what I will do.But no what worries me is how the world will react not to the hair, which is common nowadays, but when I am 80 and look 25?What will I say?ChatGPT tells me they will inevitably come after me and lock me up, but I don't believe it.It tells me I need to get rid of my id, fake my own death, and keep on living alternate lives.But I don't think it will come to this.Maybe I am too naive, but we will see.I still have time before people start freaking out.
>>16806228>>16806229>>16806237>>16806243Yes, that's all very well. But I was thinking more like stem cells or nanobots etc.
>>16806187>>16806278Ain't solved, but there was a massive breakthrough recently finding the GSTA4 enzyme is responsible for the anti-aging effects of epigenetic reprogramming: https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.08.30.673239.abstractSo yeah protip just upregulate that enzyme you ain't even need to damn deranged China stem cell treatments
>>16806228>Just focus on lifeDo you like living?
>>16806187If it ever were solved, it likely would be a treat for the few. In any case, the world would be ruined. Either the elite lives forever and the mortals are just their slaves or there would be some kind of regulation like for example, if you take the youth pill, you cannot have reproduced etc. That would just ruin our genetic pool eventually and stop evolution (yes, it is still happening).
>>16806281I am really sceptical of on/off switches for aging (I am however not a biologist)1. you would think some subpopulation would mutate the switch off and adopt a strategy that exploits this in its niche. Yes, dying has evolutionary advantages, but so does not dying.2. things decay, information is lost, can we really just expect the capsule of information that is the body to maintain that information beyond its current capacity without external help?
>>16806290>Yes, dying has evolutionary advantagesExplain. All of our theories on how evolution hasn't filtered out aging is because evolution is simply retarded and favors traits that are beneficial for reproduction. Dying in itself is never beneficial for reproduction, but it is detrimental if population stops to grow.
>>16806289>it likely would be a treat for the fewI knew this would come up, it does every time.Dentistry, obstetrics, micro (nano) electronics, cars, jet air travel... None of these remained the preserve of the elite.
>>16806291For one thing because otherwise you get older males with less intact sperm DNA competing for fertile females.
>>16806278Yes it will happen soonOnce the world realizes I am immortal, my next move will be to commercialize itI will sell myself to the highest bidder and let them do research that extends the human lifespanProvided of course I retain controlLike I said life extension is pointless without the equivalent karma accumulation or you will just die from accidents or other random stuffBut perhaps humanity has passed the karmic threshold needed to live longerScience and medicine is just the facade hiding the underlying spiritual processes, and I will be the catalystOf course not everyone will benefit it will be an exclusive treatment for the few, as not all souls have reached the karmic thresholds to live longer as humans
>>16806305We believe the key to your immortality may be in your assPlease present your ass for probing
>>16806310you are rightI should never trust doctorsthe offer is off the tableI will remember this
>>16806310it was my bad really for planning to do thisselling my body like a common whorethe jewish demon of greed overwhelmed my thoughtsthey shall not have a single drop of blood, not a single hairtis a slippery slope
>>16806229>t. Hitler
>>16806284>You like pizza? Then why aren't you eating it 24/7???
You fucked up OPBy not posting Bryanlmao
>>16806292How could we possibly sustain a 9 billion and growing immortal population?
>>16806187>Would someanon solve aging please>Aging is the worst.No.Aging is the best. It straight up gurantees that faggots like (you) are going to die ugly, alone and in suffering.
