>Need medication just to shit>The medications barely workWhat a humiliating, debilitating life I have, can I finally cure this or will I be cursed with this forever, /sci/?
kek op eternally full of shit
>anon tard refuses to eat fiber, posts "The big FIBER mafia is forcing us to eat sawdust">now this new threadEven if unrelated it's funny.
>>16808534>put slag in your blood and your lymph and your lungs to make the respective systems work betterYou are retarded.
>>16808534Fiber is for herbivores
>>16808532first stop eating for like a day or twoif in that time you have any bowel movements (either farts or shits) eat a big bag of prunesalso that's badly done abdomen x-ray seems like patient was laying down and xray was performed with vertical raywhen there's possibility of blockage/perforation abdomen x=ray should be done with horizontal ray, preferably with patient standing if he canalso diaphragm should be visible
>>16808543Yup, self inflicted bowel problems, Congrats retard
>>16808532You tried chugging coffee? That turns my bowels into a quick time event.
Fiber (try different kinds including combinations), hydration, magnesium, shitloads of vitamin C, walking, coffee
>>16808532take metformin and drink coffee. you will be shitting up a storm
>>16808532Pick up smoking.
>>16808532>>16808558tale old as time
>>16809314A jelly donut?
>>16808533ha
>>16808532I don't envy you bro get well soon
>>16808532Remember the lesson of Metcalf...
>>16808543It's closer to seed crystal, but do as you like. I'm gonna go put money in bathroom and plumbing stocks in your area.
>>16808532survival of the shittist
get off your lazy ass and walk around you fucking moron. sitting in a chair all day like a fag is not good for and keeping you constipated.
>>16808532
>>16808532Put chia seed in water or milk and eat it with your food. It should act as lubricant.
>>16811441Also let it soak for a while and it'll get really slimy The more slimy the better
>>16811448>The more slimy the betteri have heard it said
>when your turd is so big you get x-rayed and it's only turd inside youOP post your diet
>>16811455could be a terdminal condition
>>16808532Yeah OP post us your causes. What are your eating habits? Anything else thats medically relevant?
>>16811473OP here I have irritable bowel syndrome constipation and it has only gotten worse with time it started when I was 25, now I'm 30, as for my eating habits I try to eat healthy but it doesn't do much.. Tried Linzess, Amitiza, etc but they don't do much. I also suffer from autism and my doctor thinks the 2 are related so they are giving me Leucovorin now, but again, I don't think this will do anything.
And well.. I have been chugging alcohol in desperation more or less everyday because this issue of mine is such a pain to deal with
>>16811678Hmmm, yeah maybe if you eat wet chia seeds and do some movements with your belly like situps. Maybe your neurons arent properly firing due to sensory overload?
>>16811676I was prescribed metformin for diabetes and I am telling you laxatives dont have shit on this stuff. If you take you will shit 5 times on one hour. Not eve joking. I had to stop taking it because you cant even leave the house you are shitting so much. Take some metformin and eat some boiled cabbage and you will be shitting so much you will pray to be constipated again
Have you tried magnesium oxide? That worked for me.
>>16811737Imagine being a fat Indian. Lmao.
>>16811737to be fair, thats a lot of shitting
>>16811737>I was prescribed metformin for diabetesNot surprised at all to learn this namefag is a middle-aged American goyslop consoomer.
>>16811854I never said I was fat, but you are most certainly mentally ill
>>16812077your entire life is one big pile of goyslop
>>16808604beware of ascorbic acidbeware of garlic and vinegarhurt the mucosal layer..my constipation was caused by stress and gut irritants. cutting out thyroid- elevating iodine and selenium, avoiding certain irritants while hitting all essential nutrient requirements have provided remission without mind-numbing meds or laxatives.
>>16811678>alcoholyou're probably malnourished, consider a multivitamin and some aminos from an isolated low lactose whey protein to enable your body to recover itself.1g lysine started snapping me out of it, it can get much better, alcohol, meds, laxatives just further poison. stop jacking off, get the nutrients.
>>16812738>stop jacking off, get the nutrientsYou don't have to stop jacking off, just eat the cum and get those nutrients back.
>>16808532Drink a bottle of magnesium citrate and some warm water. And fast for a day. The entirety of your bowels will be evacuated. Then just stop eating goyslop like a retard
>>16812740The resources won't circulate back to the frontal cortex, which is needed for the critical thought and impulse control essential to solving an ailment such as this. Forget "cleaning the pipes", they wouldn't be dirty in the first place if has some self-awareness.fuck science normalising decadence
Remember that one time you ate something and it gave you the shits? Now go out there and look for it.
>>16812693>He doesn't knowKek. Lmao. That's like you saying you're a priest, then going "whoa whoa whoa, hol up homie, I did not say I am a Christian!" You're fat and now we all know it.
>>16808532What is the red part? Sigmoid colon? Transverse colon? Small bowel?
>>16808532Giardia isnt such a big deal Fry some shredded cabbage in olive oil for dinner Eat some apples for dessertMaybe some hemp seeds
>>16812826I am 6 foot 180 pounds, but w/e fanfics float your boat
