An engineer walks into a bar.
He picks it up and lathes it into an eggplant shape to better stimulate his prostate whilst licking his shop mate's bollocks.
>>16823678144, PEDMAS. Duh.
A neutrino walks into a bar.>A neutrino walks into a bar?You are correct.A neutrino walks into a hotel bar. It's a well-kept establishment; not formal, perhaps, but respectable. So this neutrino he walks in and grabs a stool at the bar. He waves a hand, apathetically, to the barkeep, who nods in acknowledgement. The bartender finishes mixing a drink for another customer and makes his way over to the neutrino. The neutrino orders a whiskey; neat. He nurses his drink for a time, staring briefly at the snowy picture on the old television hanging over the drinks shelf, before his eyes drift to the empty space in front of him. The bartender notices him as he dries out a glass and, ever the sympathetic soul, he walks over."Pardon my asking," the bartender says to him with a gentle voice mixed with the soft grit of many a hard year of worldly experience, "but what's got you so down, friend?" The neutrino says nothing for a moment, just eyeing the amber in his glass with a lamentable look on his face."Time," says the neutrino, "it's a funny thing; you always need more of it and never have enough. You know, I always thought that after finishing school and starting a career, I'd meet a nice girl, and have a few kids. Always wanted to be a dad. I think I'd be a good dad. But now, looking down the barrel of middle age, I wonder whether all that time trying to be *ready* for a relationship didn't just get in the way.""It's never too late," replies the bartender, with the unmistakable confidence of a man with a wife and family of his own, "why not try meeting women online, or try the speed dating nights here at the hotel? I've seen many a fellow like you walk away with a pretty girl. There's one tonight, as a matter of fact.""I know." says the neutrino, fumbling his drink, "I just left there.""So what happened?" asks the bartender.The neutrino looks up at the bartender, his eyes red from the tears beginning to well up."No one would interact with me."
>>16823701>No one would interact with me.Mass issue.
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>>16823810my type of science
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>>16823672Batman and 16 sodium atoms walk into a diner and place their orders. They're all ready at the same time and the cook yells out "order is ready for na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batman!"
>>16823798FUCK this hit too close to homei droppes out of maths
>>16824785>>16824345>>16823811Any more of these?
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>>16823800I would lick Plutonium. Certain isotopes at least.
>acquire 2 flashlights>point them in opposite directions of each other>use a photon coming off of flashlight 1 as an inertial reference frame>measure speed of light coming from flashlight 2>observe the speed of light to be 600,000 m/sproblem einstein?
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C6&q=alaysis+and+qualittative+effects+of+large+breasts+on+aerodynamic+performance+and+wake+of+a+%22miss+kobayashi%27s+Dragon+Maid%22+character&btnG=
>>16823798This killed me Or d^2v/dt^2 'd my x to 180° @ surface -6m
>>168256621kgFlying shit doesn't exert gravitational force The air is displaced around the flies as they piss about
>>16823795more like this
>>16823800Why is there such a transition to purples after Bi?
>>16824786kek
>>16824943beaut
>>16824946>wheatfraud, sumer was obsessed with barley
>>16823793FUCKING THIS, I'm training an AI to rebuild civilization with all these college textbooks.>>16823812Family owns miatas, I've had both issues
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>>16823799did they account for the inuit diet tho
>>16825871me again, yes they did>In order to procure the necessary raw materials for knife production, one of us (M.I.E.) went on a diet with high protein and fatty acids, which is consistent with an arctic diet, for eight days (Binford, 2012; Fumagalli et al., 2015) (Table S1). The Inuit do not only eat meat from maritime and terrestrial animals (Arendt, 2010; Zutter, 2009), and there were three instances during the eight-day diet that M.I.E. ate fruit, vegetables, or carbohydrates (Table S1).
>>16825662I love this one
>>16825682>Why is there such a transition to purples after Bi?All the oxygen is at the top.
>>16826124> troon flag> "I woulda killed myself"Yeah
