Why hasn't some nerd making this a reality?
>>16825107It would be easier to do pic, with 100% death probability.
>>16825216Death is preferable to world in which people don't shit roses.
>>16825251>shit roses??
>>16825384Compounds in on the left are what make shit smell bad. Compounds on the right are what make roses smell good. Could a nerd use crispr to make bacteria that make shit smell like roses? It would be a social good.
>>16825966Just wipe your ass bud
>>16825992or do the sensitive thing and make shit smell good?
>>16825107why the fuck would you use crispr for that, that's like using a pair of tweezers to wax
>>16825998No. We need to socially ostracize people who don't properly wipe their ass.
>>16826000Do you mean that the microbiome could be altered to stop producing skatole etc. by a better way?
>>16826002That's the idea. The patent would be worth trillions.
>>16826068Wipe your ass properly bud
>>16825966We perceive the scents in shit as bad because it makes us avoid shit, which we should. There's no benefit to making shit smell like something good but lots of downsides to people developing an affinity for shit.>>16826001It's probably not really about that. OP likely is some sort of sexual degenerate who wants to normalize his anal focused sex activities.
>>16826076>but lots of downsides to people developing an affinity for shit.This. We have already performed a similar experiment, it created india.
>>16826071lmao
>>16826076>affinityIt doesn't have to smell good, just not bad, like household cleaning products and toilet bricks.
>>16826164if you just flush it instead of shitting on the side of the road it doesn't smell at all
>>16826164Or you could stop being a sex pervert.
>>16826216smells while shitting. you have to wait after someone else uses the toilet, etc. it would sanitize farts too.>>16826217?
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