Status?
hiding behind the sundoing stuff to mars
>>16828971"Right on, commander!"
>>16828971buck broken
>>16829018>rockit's a spaceship though
>>16828971Still just a weird comet
It will release probes on 29th.
>>16829092shalom
>>16829123What?
>>16829123So much this. (((They)))'re trying to go against the word of Aryan /ourguy/ Avi Loeb
>>16828971a giant rock of distraction and misdirect
>>16829181bingo
>>16828987>doing stuff to marsWorrisome. What's Musk saying about it? Ayes trying to steal his roadster?Times like these, we could use a man like John Carpenter, or some other cheap Jesus knockoff character. Someone to bring more false hope to the masses.
>>16829181>distraction and misdirectfrom what, doing my job and drinking too much? hardly anyone is even talking about it too.
>its going to the point behind the sun where it would be most optimal to make a course adjustment for earthIts real but they will try to destroy it in secret before it reaches earth. Maybe they have lasers at the other side of the sun for this scenario
>>16828971they have the epstein files and have threatened to release them.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA
>>16828971>>16828987>>16829003>>16829018mathfags are already deciphering alien language while /sci/ is still waiting for 3I/ATLAS
>>16829872/x/ is smoking dmt and communicating with it via the astral plane, it's way more fun. me? I'm getting ready to suplex a grey through a table if one comes near my asshole.
>>16829872And yet MTL doujins translation are still dogshit. Into the trash it goes.
>>16829879>communicating with it via the astral planeit says, "stop killing yourselves""we're full"
>>16828971It didn't just outgas weirdlyJust like there are no protein factories left over inside your body from your last COVID vaccination.
>>16830057I've not heard a single mention of suicide in relation to it actually. You're the first person.
>>16830068>first im telerecieving itTo which realm of the astral plane are you attuned?
>>16830097I've got a bag of mushrooms I'm now unironically saving until I find out what this thing is
>>16830106>'shrooms, bag, 1.Sweet. Straight up the stairs and turn right after the door. The path will curve away from the coast at first, but once it flattens out and opens up, you'll see.They're cool. A little shocking at first, but be chill. You'll see.
>>16828971>Status?Transmitting on all frequencies.Still no response from the probe.
>>16828971what if 3I/atlas is a comet in reverse and the aliens are riding it back in time to travel through the universe?what if that's the easiest way to circumnavigate the galaxy?by hopping on something you already know came from somewhere?then just rewinding it like you rewind a vhs?This can be done theoretically by an advanced enough civilisation right?
>>16829181>choosing a subject 99% of people don't care about instead of choosing celeb drama or race war 2025
>>16830770my theory is it's like voyager, a message in a bottle floating through the abyss. we ain't gonna find anything till someone goes up to one of them and scrawls a cock and balls on it for someone else to find. maybe that's the only way to communicate with other civilisations. throwing something into space and letting whoever finds it spread the message.
>>16828971is there any credible source to follow 3I/Atlas updates? The internet is filled with conspiracy and AI slop
Is this really the third interstellar object we’ve come across? Did we just now find the means to determine if something is from outside our solar system?Otherwise it’s 100% aliens.
>>16830858nah. basically its a bunch of people trying to get their 15 minutes by making a relatively safe low risk gamble:>normies only have memory of past 3 months at most>make outrageous but totally harmless benign claim about ayyy lmaos spaceshipeither:>youre wrong>everyone forgets and stops caring in three months so it doesnt matter that you were wrongor:>youre right>look like genius
>>16830865>Is this really the third interstellar object we’ve come across?Yes. Speed alone can determine if it's interstellar or not.
>>16828971Status: >Ari Loeb is a retarded grifter>4chan larping retards are desperate to believe
To be fair to Loeb, he himself admits he is a fraud. Just a fraud skating on the UFO fake hype attracting rich retards to invest in his dpt. I think he is a good fella, trying to promote freedom of thinking. If a kid wants to study the universe because he wants to find cool aliens, it's a win win.
Has 3i/Atlas emerged from behind the sun yet?
>a giant red space turd, standing by
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/426681135https://x.com/kylemockeridge5/status/1972097366607253840Told ya about this years ago.
From the latest Loebpost.>Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna is graciously helping to get the HiRISE images of 3I/ATLAS from October 2, 2025 released to the scientific community.This is the only thing interesting me, really. I was firmly in the fucking have patience club, saying we won't see anything from HiRISE quickly. Give it a week. But as week turned to weeks, it made me think. It forced me to consider.
>>16830858Yeah, Fraser Cain is good. He gives you the facts and covers alternative (speculative) points of view with the same level of matter of factness and nonsensationalism. This is how science and/or science communication is done, when it's done well.
Anyone have any idea why its magnitude(v) is dimmer on the day of perihelion than it was earlier this month?
>>16830900No.Its currently at its perihelion with our sun.This is the point at which the comet is at its least detectable.3i/Atlas should be fully visible again on November 11th.
>>16830858Something I've noticed about conspiracy slop channels.Aside from the AI genned images, AI narrator, and the general lack of credibility and coherency, they have an atrocious habit of reiterating points in gross excess.Oftentimes, a video that could express its pertinent points in 3-5 minutes is torturously padded out to 20-30 using this method.
>>16829773from releasing information related to the Epstein Affair (the mossad plot to control the US government through blackmail)
>>16830106To be fair, there was that one episode with Bruce Campbell and its premise was never retracted.
>>16828971It's a rock.
>>16831088Can't agree more. The government shutdown seems like a flimsy excuse. There are certainly still people working at NASA that can forward a fucking image file to the media.
>>16831451Actually upon further reading it turns out that HiRISE is operated by the University of Arizona. The goverment shutdown excuse makes even less sense now.
