>be monke>monke evolves intelligence for survival>monke very smart>monke develops science and maths>monke so smart that monke realises that he is just a monke>monke depressed>monke kills himselfwhy is evolution such a bitch?
we aren't "just" monkeys. Complex language is a step function in evolution, since we can pass down collective knowledge. You are lucky to be born a human, don't ruin your only shot
Evolution isn't selecting for comfort or satisfaction
>>16832136the majority of "smart" monkeys spend their free time contemplating whether their set of monkeys will catch ball gooder than the other set of monkeys LIVE THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, and not existential thoughts about what it means to be monkey, so this will never become an issue or evolutionary pressure for the monkey lineage.
>>16832178t. unathletic monke bullied in the tribe
>>16832178>stupid sportsballYou'd rather we scratch that "muh tribe good" gene with camps and ovens?Sportsball allows civilization. We build cities around arenas.
>monke transcends the labels>monke make thinking rocks>everything everywhere is very smart
>>16832517>monke trains parrot>parrot wants cracker>monke laughs and claps>monke trains ai>ai draws a parrot>monke laughs and claps
>>16832510You’re being disingenuous. People should enjoy a game now and again, weekly even.Spending the majority of your discretionary free time watching people with a high school education debate non sequitur statistics in undeniably retarded.
>>16832590t. prop bet loser
