What if some sort of alien gods once reigned supreme over this Planet but couldn't stand how asshole human mankind is, so one day they just left us and thats why Earth is now a banned place and thats why nobody is contacting us and avoiding us
jokes on them. We still got their pyramids
>>16834907Virels and Orthons
>>16835803Get em back plz fuk baby hell yea..
>>16834907They made human for physical labor tho.
>>16836424Plan was for Earth to be a local distribution hub for AmazonGalactic, but the stupid monkeys wouldn't stop watching porn on their communicators. Easier and cheaper to route traffic around it in the end.
>>16834907Wft is that Pepe?
>>16836433The tentacle monsters of Io are much better package sorters anyway.