Don't give out advice, don't reply to the schizofag... unless you're bored.
>>16839978Why do I when going to how one where and who?. And
>>16839978>>16840175Ded thred is ded. Post schizo anti-aging supplements. Acai berries induce GSTA4!
>>16840179Blood of the unborn and infants
>>16840179Just do a fuck ton of creatine.
Do nipples regrow if you accidentally cut them off?
>>16839978In the last thread or the one before that I posted how I failed my first anatomy practical.i figured it out bros and I aced the last one.
>>16840581How the fuq do you not pass A&P? It's just fucking memorization. You should've known all that before you even got there, no really. It's like knowing the basic parts of a car before you go to tech school. This does NOT bode well for your future academic endeavors. TRY HARDER!
>>16840591> It's like knowing the basic parts of a car before you go to tech school. Maybe in your Caribbean school for retards who want to wear a white coat. For the rest of the world is still hard to memorize AND LEARN a huge amount of information, especially considering that anatomy is still taught like ass. Then again, you pajeets are only good for rote learning like the low IQ automatons you are. >>16840581Good work faggot
Tell me about conditions that look identical to discoid lupus erythematosus, except they get BETTER from sun exposure instead of just steroids and retinoids.>inb4 Darrier's
>>16840816Psoriasis maybe? Vitamin D is used in treatment after all
>>16840816Occult hairyitis nippleosis purpura of the anus glands.
Currently burnt out as fuck and I don't want to study right now, bros.
>>16841067I recently took an exam and I usually go all out before exams so I'm tired as fuck.
>>16840449nounless your dad sucks your chest at night to make two gigantic hickies where your nipples should be
>>16840591I failed A&P twice, sighh I was filtered throughly
>>16840740Wannabe nurses take it at Community College in the US, ffs. I'm not kidding, you should have most of those terms memorized already, simply out of interest. Again, the mechanic analogy holds true. I mean it, Anon. If you're really going to do this, you need to WANT to do it, not dread it. You're going to be using these terms every minute of everyday for the rest of your career, just like every other Med Fag for the past 2500 years. Embrace it. Respect it. Know it. Nothing will make you look dumber, faster than flubbing the naming, pronunciation and spelling of anatomy. Doing so is the perfect "teachable moment"(i.e. humiliation ritual) your attendings and professors will love to make you endure, as well. Imagine getting corrected in the middle of Rounds in front of you Boss, Colleagues, the Patient and Jesus Christ Himself.......not a good look, really ;)
>>16841088Then it did its job. That's not a bad thing, but you have to genuinely enjoy learning and using tens of thousands of new terms and structures within the first 1-2 years, and it only grows from there. If you're not already learning those things on your own, just because you find it "fun" and "interesting", then it's best to get out now. No worries, there are a zillion other things you can do that make way more money and are way less hassle than medicine.
>>16841088If it makes you feel better, I took O. Chem II over a 6 week Summer course and we started with about 300 kids, and ended with less than 30, so you're hardly alone. They call them "weed out classes" for a reason. I'd say a good 70% of the "point" of them is to try to break you with the sheer volume of work required to keep up. It's not "hard", per se, but it's "like drinking from a fire hydrant" for a decade. You have to be able to handle large amounts of detailed info, not be a "genius" that reinvents the wheel every week. On the contrary, you want to do the same procedure the EXACT same way EVERY SINGLE time until you cannot get it wrong, even when they wake you up at 3am, after having already worked for the previous 48 hrs. straight, which will also happen. Eventually, it become automatic and you can just use Medspeak like a robot in your sleep, but only if you use it all day everyday. Embrace the Suck! The cool part is that once you know the basic lingo, you can understand 80% of every case you hear about. It's actually really cool and you see how and why things are called what they are. Well worth the investment of time and effort. Plus, it makes you at least look smart and chicks dig it too.
>>16841067then dont study.
>>16840591>>16841099>>16841106Fuck off shit-for-brains kike
>>16841099The only thing that makes you in any way similar to a real doctor is using that limp wristed, pseudo intellectual tone with reddit spacing. Have a (you) and inject yourself a lethal dose of morphine. Preferably in the ventrogluteal region, inferior to the tubercle of the iliac crest so when you're done you can shove the needle up your ass.
>>16841084Why? They're important for my girl
>>16841325Unc looks like a foreskin looting goblin fr
>>16840591I did have most of it memorized before I even got to medical school jackass, mind you the practicals are on real cadavers not nice cartoon drawings and 3D images like in undergrad and for nurses and for medschools without a cadaver lab probably like wherever you go to. you are lying if you're to say pic related is easy on your first try. But it's easy for me now because i figured out how to study it.
>>16841674True Ortho bro levels of hubris and retardation
>donate body to science>women and niggers will touch my bodyno thanks.
>>16842246Becoming a living anti-aging experiment is *far* more valuable for science than teaching some ortho trainee where the fibula is after you die.
>>16839978i never noticed his shirt has medical brands printed all over it, keki thought it was fast food brands like everyone else
>>16841674Summarize the 5 basic elements of spiritual alchemy without coming off like a stubborn preschooler, if thou art so learned.
>>16842386>This breaks the scientismite immediately FUCKING TOPKEK
>>16841173Took a total of 3 days off from studying. I'm feeling better now and I'm going to get back into the grind tomorrow. My medical school strategy is literally going all out at the beginning of the block, scoring high on the first exam and then easing off the accelerator for the rest of the block. It's kinda fucked lol.
How do you pick a specialty?I like everything
Voluntary medicine, using safe and effective treatments, is ethical.Involuntary medicine is unethical (although perhaps could be permitted only if the patient is on the verge of death or permanent disability).Pic related. Psychiatric staff should not restrain patients and forcibly inject them, but like I said, perhaps it could be permitted if the patient will imminently die or be permanently disabled if they are not injected.
>>16839978My poop is best described as "carbonated loam". Let's say that yesterday I ate two toasted jalapeno bagels with scallion and onion cream cheese for breakfast, small extra jalapeno nacho for lunch, and a grilled cheese and spicy tomato-jalajeno soup for dinner. Probably a brownie or other weed snack for dessert. Tomorrow, with my coffee, maybe even before, I will blow a canister of used jalapeno bagel and cream cheese into the bowl where it will break apart and continue to foam until I flush. Fifteen minutes later, we repeat with a fizzling corn-based shell which explodes in mentos fashion, then a rye-bound beanbag of lycopene colored sizzurp and boba.I am not asking for medical advice, only for a scientific and medical discussion as to what is happening.What bacteria strains are involved? How do I verify this? What gene sequencing services and cloning techniques can I use?Can I CRISPR any of these little soda machines to glow-in-the-dark or smell like bacon?
>>16842500In my school they have exams every week so how is it structured for you where you only have to do well on your first?
What if both tits get hard? I'm male btw.
Most recent CBSSA was 2 days ago, 77% on form 31We have 32 and 33 left, then I take the free 120 on Sunday before my exam Thursday to give me 3 days of just repeatedly grinding uworld incorrects. Wish me luck
>>16842528choose based on how easy it is, how much money you get, how good the work-life balance is, etc.
>>16842528YouTube is the best lifestyle spec. Start by making a "I quit medicine" video and post pensive thoughtful videos of your soul searching and "journey" then do sponsors for random products with coupon codes.
>>16843122At my school, there are only 3 exams per block (2 summative exams and 1 cumulative). 1 exam (the one I recently took last Monday) is scheduled in the middle of the block. During the last week of the block, the last summative is on a Monday and the cumulative is on Friday. That said, my strategy is to go all out on the first exam so I'm not scrambling to pass that last week of school. A friend of mine bombed the first exam (the average was a 71) and he's now in a shitty situation where he has to do exceptionally well that last week of school.
>>16843181>Start by making a "I quit medicine" videoThe only people who are able to quit medicine like that are already rich. I'm jealous, honestly.
>>16843152Good luck, bro.
Having a painful shit makes me think about gays. I cannot fathom what mentations I'd need to have for desiring anal penetration. Truly bizarre.
>>16843720>NEET>EMlmaoRadsPathIm
>>16842376BJ is a mere influencer who shills dietary supplements.
>>16843820At least some of the stuff he shills sort of marginally works, albeit the stuff he sells is pretty overpriced overall. Aside from occasional harmful stuff like red yeast rice, his bigger problem is getting minimal value from his huge medical team that can't research dozens of pills with better evidence that he has no clue about.
>>16843902Concierge medicine is the real easiest job on earth. Rich people like him are so retarded and easy to dupe it's unreal
>>16843933Are there actually clinics out there where a random rich guy on like 100 well-researched pills will gain anything more than running the newest products at GNC and VitaminShoppe through PubMed?Those clinicals all seem to like somewhat effective memes like hyperbaric oxygen and phototherapy, but charge out the ass for them.
>>16843358That's so weird. Shouldn't it be that you have to go all out on every exam? Does the single midblock exam not weigh as much?
>medfags saved my life by removing some stupid organGood job body jannies. They did it for free too, I didn't have to pay a dime.
>>16844168congratulations for your successful sex reassignment surgery
>>16844189I said medfags, what you mentioned has nothing to do with med-cine
>>16841674Faggot, there are only 10 questions per slide, if you know 5, then you can use process of elimination to get the rest, you dumb faggot. For Christ's sake, mechanics have to memorize more parts in a Corolla.....Did I mention you're a faggot, faggot? Because you're a faggot, faggot. LITERAL FOOT FAG!!! >A&P is hard :(Wants to be a doctor whose entire job is doing nothing but A&P 12 hrs a day for 40 years.........can't make this shit up, folks. I bet he wants to be a music teacher, but hates music too, amirite?FAG!
>>16843358Avg. is a 71/100.........BARELY C-tier results.What fucking Caribbean Island full of mainland retard rejects are you on, Faggot? This is with Anki, YouTube, 1000 Anatomy Apps, a phone to study on 24/7 and endless forums to help......ffs :/
>>16844226>>16844230I like your attitude. Got any advice for a floundering pre-med?
>>16843534It's over. Yesterday's exam was a 73 (CBSSA 32). I've plateaued and now I'm dropping. That exam was so fucking difficult
Maybe reviewing all of Step 1's material in 3 weeks a whole year after I finished preclinical wasn't the smartest idea
>>16844226>A&P 12h a daylol. im sure the FM is really thinking about A&P when some fat spic comes in with diabetes.
>take a 3 day vacation because I called someone a nigger>come back and my beautiful /med/ thread is full of shit thanks to a fucking pajeerschizofag I am sorry, please come back, your presence would have prevented this
hate it here
>>16840426Doesn't it make you bald? (genuine question, i bought some but haven't tried it yet)
I started an ultrasound guided IV today :)
Is penis enlargement an active area of research in the medical field? Has there been any progress in that matter? What are the biochemical mechanisms that allow for penile growth during puberty and why it seems so hard to replicate that in male adults?>pic unrelated
>>16845275No. I don't know why people conflate creatine and steroids so much. You might go bald if you have shitty genetics and do a fuck ton of steroids. >>16845407>Is penis enlargement an active area of research in the medical field? Yes. Fuck ton of money in it. >Has there been any progress in that matter? Yes. You can't imagine how many men actually go and set on a quest to make their dick bigger. And I mean absolute quests, like cretins travelling to the third world, risking getting their kidney taken out and given to george soros just to make their dick bigger.>What are the biochemical mechanisms that allow for penile growth during puberty and why it seems so hard to replicate that in male adults?The human penis during infancy is, to a tissue level, "ready and willing" to grow with it's signal being testosterone. I say ready and willing because it has a bunch of receptors for testosterone, because it's almost like it wants to hear the signal to grow. After puberty is over, there are less receptors. And also, the penis develops a bunch of structures in between its cells that closes the deal once puberty is over
>>16846126Thanks for your answer, that's extremely interesting. Do you have any textbook or paper recommendations to dig deeper about the anatomy and the maturation process of the male genitalia (I'm a layman but willing to put in the work)?
>>16846573You're going to have to dig the specific papers yourself, but considering you're a layman, to understand the playing field you will need to get the basics. The simplest and most time effective way of understanding tissue maturation (of any kind, you will come to find there are repeating protocols) is through molecular biology. I learned using Cooper, but I think that maybe Alberts is better. Once you get a grasp, you could check out the actual tissues by the infinite amount of histology resources. I prefer Netter's atlas of histology. Perhaps embryology might come useful to understand why does the tissue react and grow during the early stages, Moore is the king there. Take this shit with a grain of salt man, I'm just a student. You perhaps would be better off asking an urologist, the shit I described to you is minuscule in comparison of how huge this whole thing actually is (that's what she said)
i had septum surgery this morning and i woke up with 2 IVs. they started one before i went in. why would they have run 2 IVs?
@emswami on ig dropped a trvke yday destroying NS-cels forever. Just use LR>>16846932Prolly started one for IVF and the other for the septum fixing medicine
>>16840816spiky follicular mycosis fongoides.>>16846950>schizobabble about maybe ramipril and losartan or lactated ringers and normal saline or neural stem cells>Dr. Ajeet Swaminathanramadaramadanramanujan>plus schizo titty chemowtf is this post even.
>>16847058Take meds retard faggot
>get mega GERD symptoms out of nowhere for a few weeks despite eating ok, not being overweight or drinking/smoking >see doctor, try ppis >doc said they can take 8 weeks to really help but it's been 5 already and while they help haven't stopped the issuesFuck me am I just going to have this forever? The more I read about gerd the more hellish it seems. Already had blood tests for pylori etc. I guess it's either this or it's cancer or some shit
Psychiatry will only be moral when it gives patients the right to choose whether to take mind-altering drugs.
>>16839978/med/, I think I have a micropenis.. the girth is lacking at around 10cm aroundIs it over?
https://youtu.be/a2YRMixW9u8?t=89>mfw i have to deal with spicsgod damn i fucking hate spics so god damn much. why arent we allowed to kill every one of those fucking shitskin diabetics who refuse to do anything you tell them. why are you even coming to the doctor if youre not going to listen to any of the advice i give and be actively hostile and asking the same question 30 times looking for a different answer? no, i will not write you a note to get out of work over something mostly trivial. god damn it.
>>16848090Should have done a specialty that's not patient-facing :^)
>>16848031You aren't going to use it beyond stroking it while watching japanese cartoons so you're fine anon>>16848090>no, i will not write you a note to get out of work over something mostly trivialWhy not?>Oh, I wouldn't want Mr. Shekelstein to lose money, no sir!
>>16841325banned from academia for life and death! debanked and castrated!
How to make people not interested in medicine? There's too many fucking normies. I'm going to steer everyone the wrong way.
>>16848378for a white person, maybe i'd write the note. i don't like spics though, so why would i help them more than i have to lol? are you retarded?
>>16848486Gatekeep when you become an attending. Do not offer shadowing to normies, etc
>>16848530That's small potatoes. I want a comprehensive solution.
ok so this is not an aneurysm right? man why does my head feel empty
>>16848576Post phone usage history in your settings
>>16839978Anyone else struggling with procrastination?It's fucking mid-November and I still haven't studied anything LMAO
>>16848951You have ADHD.
>>16848984I guess so, but I can't afford going to a psychiatrist. Isn't there any other way to deal with ADHD?
>>16848990Working out, not eating like el goblino del americas, putting away your phone an entire week
>>16849068Good advice. I'd add having a low reward hobby for practice like chores to build mental resilience and fortitude. Something slow and laborious/taxing.T. expertBack to slapping around normies gtg
