wat do?
>>16849110Improve the quality of my life instead of worrying about quantity.
>>16849110I just need a few hundred more years. Just give me the ability to have 100-300 more years just to experience and learn, please. pleaseeeeeee.
>>16849110Probably just donate it to an existing ageing research team. That's not a lot of money. I'm pretty sure each trial costs almost a million or more and we're probably hundreds or thousands of trials away from a safe and effective therapy
>>16849110>you have 1 million dollars to spend on aging research>wat do?Accept the fact that we age and die and nothing is ever going to stop that.Then spend the money on a nice farm house somewhere far from "cultural enrichment" and raise some happy kids.
>>16849122>>16849111As soon as you guys get sick when you're older I bet you run straight to the doctor without thinking twice. You'll keep doing it until the day you die. Everyone does other than the most insane evangelical Christians
>>16849127Yeah everyone should do that, live on a farm and have heaps of kids. Then the world population would be like a trillion people by now.
>>16849110Use 1 million dollars to bet that aging research would inevitably resort to gene therapy, both human & non-human, since that's where it's heading.
>>16849130>As soon as you guys get sick when you're older I bet you run straight to the doctor without thinking twice. You'll keep doing it until the day you die. Everyone does other than the most insane evangelical Christiansuh yeah? no shit? do you think I was being ironic? I'm serious, all I really need is just about a hundred more years of good health and i'll go peaceful as a dream in a meadow like I never even existed at all.
>>16849137a hundred more years sounds like worrying quantity when most guys don't even live to 80
>>16849110I embezzle it and go fuck bitches
Buy solution from top secret catalogues
>>16849110Run a mouse lifespan experiment with a cocktail of many different agents already showing positive results in other mouse lifespan experiments to examine synergistic effects.The NIH ITP is currently doing this, but with retardedly small cocktails.
>>16849110For aging research, 1 million dollars is basically nothing.
>>16849508We know that what makes it a hard question
>>16849110Skip town with the money.Dafuq I care about old people?
>>16849110Is that a lot of money to you? If you figure benefits and payroll taxes, that’s only 7 college educated people’s salary for 1 year. More or less (Remember employers cost for a $100,000 salary is around $140,000 for benefits and taxes)
>>16850403you can work alone ffs
Ask a biogerontologist
>>16849110Visit the best brothels and spend it all on whores.If you can't increase life quantity you can at least increase its quality.
>>16849110jerk off every day and visit 4chan regularly
>>16849110>Do random $10 study on NMN or something like that>Spend the remaining $999990 on ads on how my research proves to cure aging>sell NMN bottles for $200 a bottleI call this the David Sinclair method
>>16849110Thats barely enough to buy one device
>>16849110AGING IS A GOOD PHENOMENA
>>16849110>1 million dollarsthat will be the weekly payment for the first billionaire to benefit from it lmao
>>16851128for whoms't've tho
>>16851129>that will be the weekly payment for the first billionaire to benefit from it lmaoplenty of random anti-aging shit from your local supplement store already has benefits at like $10-30 per bottle; there are plenty of scams but not literally the whole industry, kek.
>>16849110i spend 1 million dollars on aging research
>>16851163>t. Bryan JohnsonBro u should be on like 5,000 pills by now as much as u spend, can u even load gnc.com?
>>16849110pay one million older ladies 1$ each to jiggle their boobs at me, and I will watch from a chair (research)
>>16851128for you
>>16849508>>16849110Well you have your answer. Because you can't do shit with a million you better spend this million to make some solid campaign to convince billionaires to give you big investments into your tech startup. That million should be used so you can raise funds. You might end up like shit like theranos if your idea is based on some children's books though
Pay for work on removing stuck lipofuscin and age spots. Or for rebuilding / reorganization of the extracellular matrix. Or see what happens to microplastics when you take different drugs. Those three interest me.I don’t know how we can solve things like stem cell depletion. That’s important also.
No consent
Test older people which are on the extremes of aged well and not well. Meaning which ones look younger and which look older, which are active and those that are immobile. Test levels of antioxidants, NAD, toxins, how much they exercise, what diseases or accidents they have had and feed all the data into an LLM to find patterns. Buying from a third party or have a researcher collect this data to feed the LLM would probably be cheaper than running a study or do both to check/balance the data sources.
>>16849110Use the money on cocaine and hookers and commit suicide. Last thing I want in life is to become a 100-years-old mentally retarded grandpa shitting in diapers.
>>16852756Are you even aware that longer lifespan requires 'better' healthspan as well? No? Then good for you
>>16849110I'd research naked mole rats who are seemingly immortal.
>>16849185>but with retardedly small cocktails.They want to check individual molecules first.
>>16852820I'd at least want to see some mouse survival data on a group like GlyNAC+Astaxanthin+Meclizine+Sulphoraphane which could be had for well under a million, but all their "cocktails" are like two drugs tops. Goobermint skill issues, kek.
