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>>16851184
I'm going to Stockton Rush the hell out of that thing.

>perturbs the asteroid belt in your path

>>16851199
He needs to give up on reusability for that.

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>>16851184
>bleeds when hit with rocks
>big fuckoff pentagram on south pole when looked at with infrared
i dont trust it

>>16851184
maybe stop protecting us for a bit shit is getting worse

>>16851184
considering how fucking massive the orbit of jupiter is compared to its diameter, I highly doubt its actually protecting us from all that much.

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>>16852700
Its so massive the sun and jupiter orbit a point outside of the surface of the sun, which means that much gravity is being projected onto the earth as well.

I want my gravity portion, right now.

>>16852700
12 years to make one full orbit. Makes me two and a half years old in Jupiterian years.

>>16851212
this.
BigBoi will kill us in the end

>>16852708
Not really, more like the mass of all gas giants in one general direction + we can add some Venuses to the equation

Jupiter by itself isn't enough

>>16851184
My man swings a big club, iykwim.

>>16852708
By every sane definition that means the Sun is not a planet.
Pluto and the Sun have that in common.
Astronomers need a new category.

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>>16851184
I know he's like 580 million miles away from us but I still feel uncomfy that we are too close to him.
to be that far away yet I can see him with my naked eye just dont sit right.

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>>16852986
>By every sane definition that means the Sun is not a planet.

>>16853041
>gen beta level attention span
For the EXACT SAME reason that Pluto is not a planet. Two expulsions with one law change. Sus af.

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>>16852988
Tonight He Watches You