I am as pro vaxx as they come, but is it just me or did anyone start getting syncope after getting their two shots? After my second one, I just randomly fainted later during the day. Afterwards, I've been fainting least once every year. I don't know whats up, does anybody know what's happening? I know it's syncope.
Causation =/= correlation just saying
>>16853180It's one of the common listed side effects so I would presume it's something that you expected to happen.
>>16853180>I am as pro vaxx as they comehope that's not true, some people are absolutely maniacially pro-vaxx
>>16853180>I am as pro vaxx as they comeBro. That's kinda hot. No homo. Would you let me inject you with a syringe?
just learned what syncope is
>>16853530Pretty sure it's the closest you can get to death
>>16853180You are gay now. Sorry.
I'm pleased to report no symptoms(I'm the control group, never vaxxed)
>>16853547Vaccines cause homosexuality frfr
>>16853180covid vaccines take me out for a day but i’m always fine afterwards. this never happened with the flu shot but it’s still better than dying from covid.
>>16854085this, I don't like the way the aftereffects feel but literally everybody I know who didn't get vaccinated is dead now so it's worth it
>>16853534if you've fainted you know death ain't real
>>16854092Yeah, fainting is like proof immortality exists or that God is protecting you or some shit
>>16853180whoopsie doodleshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIFxVyzD_Kg
>>16854089> but literally everybody I know who didn't get vaccinated is dead now so it's worth itDo you only know 95 year olds and/or children with severe forms of terminal cancer?
>>16853180https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10452662/Try eating onions it helps at least a little bit.
>>16853180To heal from covid and covid vaccine damage you need to: >remove all spike proteins from your blood>remove all enclosed spike proteins in cells, t-cells and macrophages>reverse senescent cells and remove the remaining senescentent cells>replenish destroyed stem cells
>>16853180Dunno. Developed laughter-induced-syncope around 6-7 years ago (pre-vaccine) though.Shit's fucking weird as fuck. I'll be having a drink with friends or hanging out with family and somebody'll crack a joke and I'll laugh so hard I lose consciousness for a couple seconds and then just snap back to it.
>>16853206mRNA 100% caused me to become bed ridden for two days after the shot. People have the gall to tell me COVID would've killed me if not for this. Meanwhile I know my own body. Viruses have been more severe on me since then. It's supposed to be just a coincidence the next year I catch the flu, with similar symptoms to the mRNA shit i got, both of which were 50x more severe than anything I've ever had? Cut the crap.
>>16855309Quite practically the same thing as like, death, it's wild
>>16854085>still getting the vaccinelol
>>16853180they did not test itand after the data came from millions of people they injected it with false promisesthey refused to publish the data and the conclusionstrust the govermenthttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/11/15/government-withholding-data-covid-jab-link-excess-deaths/
>>16853206There is no causation, especially in medicine, there are only sufficient examples of correlation.
>>16853180>After my second one, I just randomly fainted later during the day.>https://www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safety/about/fainting.htmlThis is well known and completely benign, though the exact causes are still unknown. It could either be caused by the anxiety associated with doctors visit, or caused by the body going back to equilibrium after receiving fluid intravenously.
>>16855576>It could either be caused by the anxiety associated with doctors visit, or caused by the body going back to equilibrium after receiving fluid intravenously.the former sounds really suspicious. really? i'd understand if it exasperated symptoms of anxiety, but like, so many were just anxious? what?
>>16855579Idk man. When I gave blood in 2014 I almost fainted just from watching them put the needle in my arm. Probably has to do with vagus nerve activation, but it's not uncommon for people to faint any time when needles are involved.
>>16853180I went full-on zombie mode. I literally have not had a thought of my own since I started taking the COVID vaccines and boosters.I just don't.
>>16854439You've never watched "Full House: Hospice" spin-off?
>>16855594Nah bro I think vaccines made me more opinionated if anything
>>16855601I have plenty of opinions. They're just not mine.
>>16855607Post opinions
>>16855612Ain't nothing wrong with robot labor.Broccoli is a fruit.I enjoyed reading The Catcher in the Rye in high school.The preferred spelling is "græy".
>>16855576>Fainting is benign Amazingly dishonest. Fainting is hardly benign.
>>16855619>Ain't nothing wrong with robot labor.yer evil>I enjoyed reading The Catcher in the Rye in high school.it wasn't that bad tho>The preferred spelling is "græy".respectable>Broccoli is a fruit.why? this seems interesting
>>16855370>fainting is just like death man!i guess if you think you're dying every time you fall asleep, sure.
>>16853180>two shots>no boostersyou're clearly a science denying anti vaxxer. go get a booster, it'll make it better. don't forget you need a new one every 6 months
>>16855648Robots gots bills too, man. Maintenance contracts ain't free. Our fault for passing all those right-to-work laws during the Reagan era. Unintended consequences.I have never read The Catcher in the Rye, I just have very strong opinions. Holden Lee Caulfield was framed.I like that one too, honestly.It's the flower, or that's the only part the kids eat on TV, same thing.None of these are my own. I agree with græy, but it's not really my idea.
>>16853534Metal.
>>16853180>pro vaxxwtf buddy? That's not a sport. If you want to learn more about vaccine in general, you can start by reading wikipedia.
>>16853180its all scam now(at best)before in my country all vacancies was made locally, no profit by governmentnow they are made in usa for profit
>>16853180just because vaccines have historically been safe and effective, does not mean the latest one rushed out and pushed by (((them))) is safe and effective.
