What’s the most retarded element?
Are we including isotopes?
>>16859256>What’s the most retarded element?OPium
>>16859256Frogonium
>>16859256Has to be one of the noble gases, so I'll go with Helium.
>>16859256(You)ranium
>>16859290kek
>>16859256Ne!
americium
>>16859256HydrogenJust a glorified proton
>>16859256Carbon. Fuck Carbon for allowing the creation of taxes.
>>16859256Astatine or anything with an absurdly high atomic mass. (e.g: Nihonium)
>>16859256Beryllium>Light as fuck element>Cannot be made in stars
The e element of surprise
>>16859256fucking mercury>only non-oxidizing room-temperature liquid metal>frustratingly toxic
>>16859256Astatine for being a tease. Fuck you Astatine.
I guess Plutonium because Pluto is not a planet anymore.92, 93, and 94 were all supposed to be named after the outer planets at the time.Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium were all based on at-the-time planets.But it's kinda stupid now, because Pluto is no longer considered a planet anymore by the modern definitions.Lol.
Helium. Not good enough to be #1 yet pretentious enough to avoid bonding with the commoners and to stupid to know what's going on. Major little dick energy
>>16859256bismuth. the most common isotope is a wee bit radioactive with like 10^19 years of halflife. that decay is quite retarded.
The human element
>>16859261fpbp
>>16859673>fpbpfirst, fourth or fifth post?
>>16859256
>>16859678He's a retarded newfag who doesn't know that "fpbp" stands for "first post, best post". He just sees other people posting fpbp in replies to posts he likes and he assumed it is just some way to say you like a post. He's probably a 2016 election tourist who doesn't even know that fpbp means "first post = best post."Or I guess sometimes fourth or fifth post is best post too.Dumbass election tourist.Doesn't know nothing about 4chan culture.>>16859673OH MY REDDIT!THAT IS THE THIRD POST YOU ARE REPLYING TO! THIRD!!!Lol.
>>16859256Osmium. I hear it's quite dense.
>>16859256The element of surprise
it's gotta be boron, moron
beryllium waste of number 4
>>16859256I'd have to go with those fake ones they keep adding at the bottom of the periodic table that can only exist for like 0.00000000000001 seconds because they're so unstable
Yttrium.
>>16859256Pblook at all the boomers that grew up on TEL gasoline fumes
>>16860377>YttriumGets digitsDoesn't elaborate What did he mean by this???
>>16859259lmfao this was too good
>>16860141yeah, at best they are stepping stones from/to the island-of-stability elements we hope to synthesise, beyond them.
>>16859577I kind of like the name "plutonium" though given how fucking toxic it is.
>>16859313For europoors maybe. For yanks it's a poll tax so unConstitutional.
Iron. What a lazy piece of shit element. Doesn't even have the spare energy for fusion or fission, it just sits there all day.
