/sci/ humor thread
>>16866389I fucking hate retards who think topology is about muh donuts and holes. That's relevant in algebraic topology and cohomology theory. Point set topology is about formalizing the notions of global vs local properties like what the words "really smol" and "up close" actually mean when they're uttered in your hs calculus class.
>>16866391Eat a porcelain donut
>>16866391How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?
>>16866389Why is there some guy guarding the donuts and coffee if it's free?
The best part about the donut joke is that no topologists ever found it funny and its mostly still around to out obnoxious redditors who think they know topology from reading a few Wikipedia articles or watching popsci videos.The real joke is that a topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground btw.
>>16866391Me as a physics undergrad:>I'm not going to take real analysis because those epsilon-delta proofs from calculus were abstruse and useless>A class in topology? Sign me up!
>>16866389i'm gonna put this on my office door
>>16866400Topologists weare shirts without a hole for the head. Interesting. I meane one for the torso, two for the hands but there must be one for the head, too.>>16866412>The real joke is that a topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground btw.Please, this is a blue board and SFW!
>>16866409You have to tolerate a topologist sitting there. That is the catch.
>>16866389post something funny faggot
Do topologist consider woven/knit/crowshit fabrics as some individual balls with no holes?
ironic, an actual /sci/ humour thread that contains actual science humour/ rather than the political propaganda garbage that is usually spammed in these threadsand, it's a cartoon from fucking stonetosskek
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>>16866389Where is it
>>16866446I think the outer ring, that surrounds all of the three holes, is the hole for torso. Like, put your head in one hole and hands in two other holes, then stand up, raise your hands up and let that shape ooze down your torso like chocolate pudding. Then you know where the hole for torso was. BTW, just before this, I realised that the hole in the donut is the hole of the ear. I had to live to 40yo for that :D
>>16866514you might like this vidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XUKxM7ZBao
>>16866469I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question.
>>16866482Not sure but maybe this (upside down). Markings under "FREE" on left panel are also gus-esque.
>>16866589the fact that it changes between the two panels pretty much confirms it
>>16866469my imposter is gone brehs, I was just a brainlet this whole time
>>16867297>just split your arms in two, bro
>>16867297Is there any material that has this rigid yet fluid properties?
I like his slightly higher brow jokes.
>>16867297damn nigga
>>16867493Never mind. Saw it now.
>>16866389I don't get it
>>16867519coffee mugs have the same amount of holes as donuts and are therefore the same topologically.
>>16866409>t. never been to a timeshare pitchIts a marketing tactic to get you to sit there and listen to their spiel because you feel like you owe them something.
>>16866391Cry more shitlib you just hate it cuz it's source. If this was some lefty loony then you would be cheering!
>>16867878this read 'dead AND alive' or '|dead> + |alive>' (with an occasional 1/sqrt(2) normalizing factor back when it still made sense.
>>16867878dead xor alive
>>16866400>shirt>3 holes2 + 13 holes
>>16867361What are those white things on the table?
>>16868470decimal points
>>16868470How old are you?
>>16868470moth balls
>>16868499Is this a trick question? I recognize the cups.
>>16868460wehr sus?
>>16866475She wasn't wrong.
>>16868514Never played beer pong?
>>16868533>Beer pong, also known as Beirut, is a drinking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in a cup of beer...Oh, I see. This a millennial thing?
