Why do humans kiss?
There's no definite answer. It's not just isolated to humans either, a lot of animals use their mouths for some form of intimate contact and we don't know why.
1. pleasure is sought (and linked to sex). if sex didn't feel good, we likely wouldn't do it.2. lips have a high density of nerve cells. this is to detect dangerous foods, and have microcontrol over your lips for producing sounds in languagecombining these two simple obvious truths, we reach a simple maxim. regions of the human body with high densities of nerve cells become erogenous zones, and humans will touch erogenous zones to each other in all combinations. >we don't know whyspeak for yourself.
>>16867073That's just a guess, it's not proven.
Not dirtectly related but why are yurifags (lesbian fiction obsessed retards) so annoying and obnoxious?
>>16867108Nothing is proven ergo nobody knows anything. What a braindead perspective
Kissless virgin here. I get the lips to lips thing, but what is one supposed to do with the tongue? Lick the other tongue, or...something else?
>>16867168Depends on the kiss.
>>16867108>That's just a guess, it's not proven.The female orgasm is real OP.Must be a lab skill issue.
>>16867168You shove your tongue as deep down her throat as possible as a display of dominance.
>>16867056To make the thread more uncomfortable there's also likely a correspondence to the oral stage in toddlers where they test everything with their mouths
>>16867169this doesn't explain much.
>>16867056If you're a very basic life form, your idea of satisfaction probably consists of food going in the mouth hole when you're hungry. Humans are somewhat more advanced, but the more primal their passion, the more they seem to regress to that: from a gentle kiss on the lips, to sloppy French kissing, to biting, to weird shit like vorarephilia. So I don't see the huge mystery. Square peg goes in the square hole, circle peg goes in the circle hole, object of desire goes where? That's right, the mouth hole.
>>16867064>There's no definite answer.I watched video of a biologist claiming that it comes from "feeding ritual". Like many birdcels, in order to get a birdwife, have to first feed her. And she will stay in a "nestling pose" with her mouth open during that ritual, and immediately after that they mate. The same ritual maybe present in mammals since they often feed their offspring biting off small pieces of food. Cats don't kiss but they lick each other, as mom would do to a kitten. So according to this theory a kiss symbolizes "care". From my experience kissing doesn't feels very pleasant actually, it's more about trust and comfort with each other.
>>16867188It's like asking how do you have sex. Some women want to be jackhammered like a rabbit. Others want a tender love making session. Others want three dicks at once. There's no universal answer. A kiss that turns Stacy on will turn Grace off.
>>16867056Good question. Also, why rimjobs?What grand evolutionary goal is achieved by licking the proximal and distal ends of another person's GI tract? What can we sense thereby, other than spit and shit? Does the process of tongue insertion provide some evidence of throughput, and allow for mate-discrimination based on diet and fecal texture? Or do we just like it when other people moisten our various epithelia with their personal fluids? So many shit-piss-and-cum related mysteries - stand back: it's time to squeeze out another Elsevier article.
What a fucking shit thread.
because it feels good/thread
>>16867183it's this, when things are weird it's always a toddler thing
>>16867299yeah but all of those sex examples are very clear.The ways of kissing are completely mysterious and unclear...try to be more descriptive
>>16867056Kissing can potentially increase arousal in women, and contextually, physical touch increases the release oxytocin.
>>16867121>having to explain the meaning of yuri on 4chan normalfags out reeeeeeee
>>16867110>>16867545
>>16867512i've had three girlfriends tell me I kiss like a girl. soft, tender, delicate. it's nice. go ahead and call me a fag but fuck anon it's the one time in life where it's fine to be softwith a girl I don't know well, a soft, quick kiss is good. You can test out tongue if their lips open, but no need to rush it and if she really wants tongue you'll know. Tongue is great, it's messy and squirmy, I once had a "conversation" tongue deep in a girl with one or two words between pauses, it was very fun. that was when I was a teenager though, kind of a juvenile idea, but still fun. Don't try anything like that. Don't stick your tongue as deep into her throat as you can. Tease against the tip at first, then explore her tongue. Both of you will need to breathe eventually.Long kisses, even without tongue, are not bad either. What I like before sex is to give lots of kisses everywhere except her lips, and just kinda brush past or breathe on her lips for a second and then more avoiding. the longer you keep it up the more it works them up. same applies to going down on her
>>16867168You put it inside your kissing a girl not your mother, if you fail her brain will categorize you as a beta and you will get cucked forever
>>16867056It feels good doe
>>16867573You are sampling from the pool of women you are able to attract. Try that soft sensual crap on my bitch and she'll cut your (probably) shaved nuts off.
>>16867178>Must be a lab skill issue.kek
>>16867181Unironically this.My first kiss was not so good because I was afraid of coming across too strongly, so I held back, and she dumped me the next day. Subsequently, I've just done what anon said, and all the girls said I was a good kisser lol.There's no real technique to it, you just shove your tongue in there, move it around, then move it back and let her shove her tongue in your mouth and repeat the dance, progressively moving your hands around her body, feeling her up.
Why don't humans kiss me?
uhhh uhhhh
>>16867126you mom has been proven to be an whore
>>16867706U stinky
